Harry Potter Texts

By Cinamarolli

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Harry Potter characters have somehow managed to figure out the concepts of texting. The golden and silver tri... More

The Remove Button
A Very Harry Christmas
Harry the theif
Umbridge Interferes
Ships
My Father will hear about this
Name Game
Author's note
They have phones?!?!?!
1000 points from Gryffindor
PARTY!!!!!!!!!!
Names
The Honda
Let's play
Professor Draco
The Boy Who Lived
Texting Face Fight
Seriously???
Cook - Off
Dinner
Torture
Draco's Mistake
Chess
Under the bus
Nargles
Clean
Ferret
Password
Problem
Luna's Creatures
How?
Drapple
The Mysterious Ticking Noise (In Texting!)
Meme Battle
Meme Battle (Part 2)
Everything they thought they were done with
TRAITOR
The Harry Potter books according to...
1K!!!!!!!!
In Reality...
"The Proper Way"
New Year's Resolutions
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
Prank Calling
Breakfast
Cursing

Pizza

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Lucius: My Lord!

Voldy: What is it?

Lucius: I have a very important announcement!!!!!

Bellatrix: This better be good....

Lucius: So, I went to Pizza Hut.

Narcissa: But Draco is allergic to tomatoes!!!!!

Lucius: And I ordered one of every type of pizza.

Bellatrix: Even anchovies???

Voldy: What are anchovies???

Bellatrix: A highly unnecessary Pizza topping.

Lucius: And then, I saw Harry Potter walking his new dog with his kids. And...

Bellatrix: And?

Voldy: And?

Narcissa: And?

Draco: AND?

Lucius: I THREW THE ANCHOVY PIZZA AT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bellatrix: ...............................

Voldy: That was a highly unnecessary announcement.

Lucius: Who cares? Anyone want some pizza???

Everyone but Lucius left the chat.

Lucius: Guess they didn't want the pizza...

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