Connected to Chris (Texas, United States) Age: 16 Gender: M
Chris: 12:37 AM
hi
Chris: what's up!
IDunno: knock knock
Chris: who's there
IDunno: Daisy
Chris: Daisy who?
IDunno: DAISY ME ROLLIN, DEY HATIN.
Chris: lulz
Chris: kik or skype?
IDunno: that was pretty good, right? I've been working on it my whole life
Chris: lol
IDunno: I'm not joking, since the day i was born
Chris: lol
IDunno: WHY YOU LAUGHING AT MAH LIFE STORY?
Chris: haha
IDunno: STAHPP
Chris: nup
IDunno: :'( YOUS MAKIN MEH CRY... :'( <----- SEE THOSE TEARS
Chris: lulz
IDunno: STAHP CHRIS STAHP
Chris: nope
Chris: horny?
IDunno: EWWWW... GET YO TINY-HERPES-COVERED-WILLY UNDER CONTROL. IM CRYING OVAH HERE
IDunno: :'(
Chris: lol
IDunno: STAHP LAUGHING.
Chris disconnected.
You: hai
Stranger: hi
You: hai
Stranger: Do you like ponies?
You: OMG YEAH.
Stranger: little ones?
You: Of course.
Stranger: **Squee**
You: *squees with you*
Stranger: yay
You: Girl?
Stranger: no
Stranger: alien
You: Of course.. I should have known
Stranger: jk i'm a colt
You: Duh! That's what it is
Stranger: you a guy?
You: I am not
Stranger: pegasister?
You: 5ever!
Stranger: lol bronies and pegasisters unite!
You: h9ers gonna h9
Stranger: pinkie pie is the best pony
You: mmmhmmm! She's mah fav
Stranger: RD is overrated
You: Totes. Too mainstream. Ya feel me?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i am a salmon going against the mainstream
You: Hipstah
(THIS LIL FUCK PISSED ME OFF)
Stranger: I just wanted to say i really like you
You: Hai. I <3 you.
Stranger: Whats yourd name
You: Kat.
Stranger: and where are you from
You: Illinoisss
You: MEOW
Stranger: mooooo
You: CaCAW
Stranger: man why do you have to be from america
You: Why not?
Stranger: America is really really lame
You: H9ERS GON H9
You: YOU LITTLE FUCK
You: WHERE YOU FROM, LITTLE FUCK?
Stranger: Canada
Stranger: :D
You: IMMA KICK YO' ASS, EH?
Stranger: thats very steriotypical
Stranger: ilu
You: THAT WAS. SO WAS SAYING AMERICA IS LAME.
You: LIL FUCK
You: hai
You: hai
You: hai
You: hai
You: hai
You: hai
Stranger: yo
Stranger: yo
Stranger: yo
Stranger: yo
Stranger: yo
Stranger: yo
You: haihaihaihaihaihaihaihaihaihaihai
Stranger: Yo baby ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
You: YOU KNOW IT
You: da fuq man? answer meh
You: YOU LIL FUCKER.
Stranger: JEWS JEWS JEWS
You: NAZI NAZI NAZI
You: I WIN BETCH
Stranger: god is good god is great to bad god isnt real though
You: that was a horrible poem.
You: work on yo rhyming skills brah
Stranger: freestyle battle go !
You: yo yo yo...
You: imma goat.
You: who likes moats
You: in castles
You: yo
You: bitch
You: abercrombie and fitch
You: is mah favorite store
You: so gimme some more
You: of dat ice cream
You: yum
You: in my tum
You: my
(AN: I THINK I WON ;) )
You: hai
Stranger: heyyy
You: hai
Stranger: wat do u likee
You: yo penis
You: jkjk its got herpes
Stranger: im female
You: i dont like dat shit
(AN: ACA-AWKWARD)
You: hai
Stranger: m or f
You: mf
Stranger: m
You: gennnnderbennnnderrr
(AN: HE DISCONNECTED..)
You: hai
Stranger: haeee
You: HAY GURL HAY
Stranger: Haha knew i was a girl that quick. HEEEEYYYY
You: WASSSSUPPPP HOMIEEEE?
Stranger: LISTENINGGG TO BEYONCE DANCE FOR YOU HAHA WBU
You: YEAA BUDDY. JUST TROLOLOLING.
You: BUT NOT REALLY WITH YOU. YOUR TOO AWESOME TO TROLL
Stranger: HAHA AYEEEE THANKSS LOL
You: YO WELCOME DAWG
Stranger: HAHA HOW OLD R U
You: 16 BRAH. YOU?
Stranger: AYEEE SAMEEE
You: DATS WHERE ITS ATTT
Stranger: HAHA YOU A GURL RIGHT?
You: YEAHYEAHYEAH
You: buddy
Stranger: HAHA YEAH BUDDY ROLLING LIKE A BIG SHOT. CHEVY TUNED UP LIKE A NASCAR PIT STOP
You: FRESH PAINT JOB (CHECK) FRESH INSIDE (CHECK)
(DIS BITCH IS AWESOME)
You: HAI*
Stranger: HEY
You: WADDUP
Stranger: NOTHING MUCH DOG HOW ABOUT YOU
You: IM NOT DOG. I AM KAT.
Stranger: WOW SORRY DAMN
You: IM CHILLING, WATCHING RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE.
Stranger: I LIKE THE TITANIC
You: ME TOO
Stranger: IS IT U JACK
You: NO BITCHHHHH
Stranger: WOW OK THEN
You: JKJK YUP. ITS MEEE
Stranger: BETTER BE
You: MHM. IS YOU ROSE?
Stranger: YEA I AM
You: GURRLLLLLL IM IN LOVE WITH CHU
Stranger: DAMM BUT THE BOAT IS SINKING
You: AWHH SHIT. GO GET ON THAT BOAT THING
You: I'LL CHILL HERE
Stranger: NOOOOOO
Stranger: I WILL NOT GET ON THAT BOAT THERE IS A SPIDER ON IT
You: PANSY. WE GOIN DOWWWWN
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: LOOK IM GONNA SIT ON DAT PAINTING
You: MKAY. YOU DO THAT. I'LL JUST GO AHEAD AND DIE WHILE YOU SIT ON THAT PAINTING THAT'S CLEARLY BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US.
Stranger: BUT MY LEGS ARE CRAMPING AND I NEED MORE ROOM BE A MAN
You: GODDAMNIT. FINE...
Stranger: DON'T WORRY ILL NEVER LET U GO OK
You: KK. *LE DEAD*
Stranger: JACK JACK U GOOD U GOOD?
You: DO I LOOK LIKE IM GOOD? THERE IS FROST ON MY EYEBROWS! THAT AIN'T NORMAL
Stranger: DAMN. OK ILL NEVER LET U GO. *LETS GO*
You: YOU BIIITCH.
Stranger: BYE I NEVER LIKED U WHY DO U THINK I LET U GO
You: :O *MINDBLOWN*
(OMG LIFE MADE)