A Mutant Wind Ensemble

The Sworded Slide

If you get on the wrong side of his slide, then you'll be losing more than your hearing. His sound is one of the best in the entire band, which always helps the Heavy Metal Club. It's also really powerful, which is only another boost to the already-awesome Trombone faction. The thing that makes him so great, though, is that his main weapon isn't his sound, but his slide. At the end of his slide is a sharp blade, which is able to slice, dice, and impale all his enemies. If the band serves justice, then he is the best prep cook for it.