You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like One Direction.
You: Will you marry me?
Stranger: I will
You: Yeahhh BUDDY!
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: When's the wedding?
You: March 17th
You: Be there.
You: or die.
You: JUST KIDDING!
Stranger: Ill be there!
Stranger: PHEW
You: Good. you better.
Stranger: Are you a girl?
You: I am.
You: Are you?
Stranger: Nope
You: Are you a boy?
Stranger: I am
You: Yay! Dats pretty awesome bro.
Stranger: I'm afraid the wedding is off
Stranger: :'(
Stranger: I'm sorry
You: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..
You: but..but why?????????
You: :'(
Stranger: I don't find girls attractive
Stranger: That sounds rude!
Stranger: I'm sorry
You: It does.......... boy.. imma go cry.
Stranger: I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to offend you
You: :((((((((
Stranger: Please forgive me?
You: ..okay. fine.
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: We can be best friends
You: YO WELCOME
You: YESS!
Stranger: What's your name, best friend?
You: I'm Kat,
You: MEOW.
Stranger: Hello Kat, MEOW
You: What's your name, best friend?
Stranger: I'm Niall
Stranger: What do Niall's say?
You: I'm a carefree mofo?
Stranger: Dayum gurl, you got a mouth on ya
Stranger: Where did that come from? Haha
You: I do kind sir... Well.. y'know.. That's what Niall Horan says.. so..
Stranger: Oh!
Stranger: Sorry, I didn't know that
Stranger: But he is fiiiiiine
You: Haha no problem. Mmhmm. You got that right.
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Where you from?
Stranger: You don't have to answer that
You: Nawh it's fine. I'm from 'Murica.
Stranger: 'Murica?
You: America.....?
Stranger: OOOH!
Stranger: Sorry, I probably seem really dumb
You: haha you do.. ;)
You: kidding!
Stranger: You're so mean to me *sobs*
You: MuahahahahahahaQ
You: !
Stranger: Niall is sad now
Stranger: Does my best friend have kik?
You: Your best friend does have a kik. But her ipod is dead right now :'((((((
Stranger: Aw dang!
Stranger: Can I have it anyway?
You: (\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
Stranger: You seem really cool
You: that was supposed to be a bunny... but his head got chopped off..
You: my kik is KitKat_007
Stranger: Aw, poor bunny
Stranger: Alrighty!
Stranger: Whenever your iPod is charged we can have a chat?
You: yep:)
Stranger: You're beautiful
You: Awh thank you!!!!! :)
Stranger: No problem!
Stranger: Now, I have a serious question
You: *serious thinking cap on* shoot.
Stranger: CAN WE TALK ABOUT BOYS?
You: YESYESYESYESYESYES.
Stranger: YAY!
Stranger: Who is your favourite actor that is hot?
You: Hmm...... that's so hard. CHANNING TATUM. There. I chose.
Stranger: Gurl! Your taste is good
Stranger: I love Zac Efron
Stranger: He.is.hot
You: mmhmmm.
Stranger: This doesn't make you uncomfortable does it?
You: of course not!
Stranger: Yay
You: This is what best friends do:)
Stranger: Many people I know, when I told them I was gay
Stranger: They stopped talking to me
You: Bitchesssssss. :(:( Can I shoot em?
Stranger: Yes, I give you permission, you may also shoot my parents
You: what'd they do??
Stranger: Kicked me out
Stranger: Doesn't matter, my best friend was there for me
Stranger: She let me move in with her
You: No! mkay.. I'll shoot all of em. Your friend seems awesome though:))
Stranger: Haha, thanks!
Stranger: Yeah she's awesome
Stranger: I persuaded her to dye her hair green
You: That's boss!
Stranger: She loved it
Stranger: So there fore I am amazing
You: Good advice then *applause*
Stranger: Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week
You: Thank god for that!
You: So where are you from?
Stranger: South-East Ireland
You: Im so jealous of you. You don't even know.
Stranger: What? Why?
You: Your accents are amazing! Our's are boring and gross:((
Stranger: OOOOH!
Stranger: No ye're accents are savage
You: savage? Im guessing that's you using your irish-ness against me by using slang i dont know:///
Stranger: Oh sorry, love. It means 'awesome'
You: ahh! I figured as much..
Stranger: I shall try not to confuse you with my Irish-ness
You: I would say that I'll do the same.. but most people know our slang.
Stranger: I'm not sure, we'll see what happens haha
You: :P I don't use that much slang anyways
Stranger: How old are you, love?
You: Im 16
Stranger: I'm 18
Stranger: Probably the only boy you'll meet on omegle that won't ask for you-know-what
You: Probably. They nassty:((
Stranger: I know! I hate that
Stranger: I may not be innocent but it's plain rude to come on to people like that
You: Exactly! Especially over the internet....
Stranger: Gurl, we really should be best friends
You: I'm there.
Stranger: Aoife's home
Stranger: She says hi
You: Tell her I say hellooooooo
Stranger: It's 6:03AM here, she was doing naughty things with her boyfriend... Hehe imma tease her all day
You: Oohhh.. Good plan. I like the way you think.
Stranger: She slapped me with her bag...
You: Ouuch!! :((
Stranger: I didn't mean to but I did
Stranger: Hehe
Stranger: I said
Stranger: "Have fun?"
Stranger: THAT'S ALL
You: Touchy touchy! :P Oopsies.
Stranger: And I may have winked and trusted my hips forward
Stranger: BUT SSSSH
You: *Shakes head* and you wonder why she hit you.
Stranger: But- but- my hips are sexy, she should be happy
You: Sure they are.
Stranger: THEY ARE
You: Okayy... whatever you say.
Stranger: How dare you doubt my hips.. *sobs into pillow pet*
You: You have one too!?!?!? :O
Stranger: YESS!!!
You: :O YESSS!! I HAVE THREE!
Stranger: :O JELOUS
Stranger: I have 1
Stranger: IT'S SO SOFT
You: You know it!! I have a unicorn, a panda, and a dolphin..
Stranger: :O GURLY! I have a panda
Stranger: IZ SO CUTE
Stranger: Aoife slapped me again :)
Stranger: That was meant to be a :(
You: YES! ...what'd you do this time..
Stranger: Um.. Hehe
Stranger: I may have
Stranger: Maybe
Stranger: Um
You: ..go on.
Stranger: Asked did she use protection
Stranger: IM TOO YOUNG TO BE AN UNCLE
You: TRU DAT!
Stranger: SHE WENT TO CALL HER BOYFRIEND!
You: AWWWH SNAP!
Stranger: *sobs* she doesn't wanna spend time with her brother
Stranger: I see how it is Aoife
You: :'( It's okay... you've always got your panda!!
Stranger: YEAH! MR. ICE CREAM COME CUDDLE WITH ME!
You: nice naming skillz you got there.
Stranger: Ice Cream is like sex in my mouth
Stranger: Sorry that was rude
You: Nawh.. I understand completely.
You: Who needs a man when you've got two?
You: Ben and Jerry.
Stranger: I love me some Ben & Jerrys!
Stranger: What's your favourite B&J's?
You: Their cookie dough flavor...... I can't even.
Stranger: MINE TOO
Stranger: Cookie dough mixed with brownie
Stranger: Mmmmg
You: OKAY. ITS OFFICIAL. WE.ARE.BEST.FRIENDS.
Stranger: YAY! WE CAN COME UP WITH A TEAM NAME!
Stranger: You're beautiful and I'm sexy..
Stranger: So....
You: *strokes non-existent beard*
Stranger: TEAM BEXY
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA no
You: Again.. great naming skills!
Stranger: OKAY SO YES?
You: *sarcasm*
Stranger: :'(
You: Im kidding!! TEAM BEXY IT IS>
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: I wanna give you a nickname
Stranger: Kitty?
Stranger: Can I call you that?
You: MEOW.
You: Yes.
Stranger: YAY
Stranger: You rock at meowing
You: I try! OMG. I had this one chat with an indonesian guy and he was all, 'im playing with my puppy.' *two seconds later* 'its a cat' 'meaw meaw'
Stranger: Well then...
Stranger: That is amazing
Stranger: Ish
You: Pretty sure he was high..
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAH!
Stranger: High on Cat/ puppy fire
Stranger: *furr
You: probably. then i just kinda sat there, and out of the blue he typed 'thnq thnq.'
Stranger: You should have said, "sorry sir, I don't speak jiberish"
You: I should have. I was with friends though, and they got scared and disconnected..
You: pansies.
Stranger: Haha
You: its all good though, cuz then we played call of duty.
Stranger: Tell your friends the next time you see them that a gay guy thinks they're pansies
You: I shall.
Stranger: Just randomly come out and say it
Stranger: YAY
You: like, BOOM. they'll never know what hit 'em.
Stranger: Then they fall on the grond because of my sexiness
You: and then start spasming.
Stranger: Because of my sexiness
You: Exactly. And then everyone will stare at them, but they won't be able to stop.
Stranger: Because that's how sexy I am
Stranger: I'm sorry about Niall, he's an idiot!
Stranger: That was Aoife
Stranger: I am not an idiot
You: I guessed.
You: :p
Stranger: Hehe
Stranger: She is walking weirdly
You: I wonder why;);)
Stranger: KITTY
Stranger: Tut tut
You: MEOW.. oops... teehee.
Stranger: Haha
You: I REALLY want ice cream now. It's all because of you..
Stranger: Hehe I have Ben and Jerrys in the freezer
You: I hate you :((((((
Stranger: I won't eat it! Just for you!
Stranger: I'm full anyway
Stranger: I ate 2 pizzas
You: Good. By yourself?
Stranger: Yeah, it was before Aoife came back
Stranger: She had her own dessert ;)
You: *cue the slap*
Stranger: *waiting for le slap*
Stranger: Nope she's stuffing her face with ice cream
Stranger: MY ICE CREAM
You: *elevator music while you are waiting for le slap*
You: NOOOOO NOT THE ICECREAM
Stranger: Aw well she deserves it
You: Probably does:)
Stranger: I think I'm too nice
Stranger: Hehe
Stranger: And sexy
You: Toughen up!
Stranger: okay how's... "AOIFE GIVE ME MY FUDGING ICE CREAM!"?
You: yeah! That's good. Does it actually contain fudge?
Stranger: No, I don't swear in front of ladies
Stranger: So I say fudging
You: Awh... how sweet! *tweaks nose*
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Aoife said I need to go to the gym
Stranger: :'(
Stranger: I am sexy enough
You: So you think.
Stranger: I want you to go on kik soon and see my sexy ass face
Stranger: Sorry, *bum*
Stranger: Sexy bum face
You: That makes sense..
Stranger: No that sounds wierd
Stranger: Sexy ass
You: Better..
Stranger: I'm sorry for talking rudely
Stranger: But I can't think of anything else
You: No problem. You could say... 'sexy.... yeah I've got nothing.
Stranger: Haha!
Stranger: You'll see
Stranger: YOU'LL ALL SEE
You: WHO IS ALL NIALL? ME AND MY THREE PILLOW PETS?
Stranger: YES!!
You: lets not forget my annoying dogs >.<
Stranger: I used to be insecure, but I went to the gym and BOOM! I'm sexy now
Stranger: DOGGYS?
Stranger: BUT YOURE A KITTY
You: DOGGYS! I know.. it's a tough relationship. I have a kitty too. :3
Stranger: Kitty #2
Stranger: Hehe
Stranger: You're my kitty though
Stranger: Cuz you're amazing
You: :3 MEOW! I try:P My kitty is pretty adorable though. His name is...... Bubba.
You: I didn't name him.
You: Did you die?? :O