Spoiled people, you get three chapters today.
Scott: Why is all my underwear in the fridge?
Jimmy: You said "this is gonna confuse me so much tomorrow." and put them in. Apparently drunk you likes to play pranks on sober you.
Scott:
Scott: That explains so much.
Shrub: I like saying no. It lowers everyone's enthusiasm.
Gem: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Sausage: *grabs the bottle and chugs it down*
Sausage:
Sausage: It's perfume.
Joel: Aww, Lizzie, don't be sad.
Joel: Because sad backwards is das.
Joel: And das not good.
Fwhip: slash gamemode creative
Gem: Dude this isn't Minecraft.
Fwhip: *starts levitating*
Computer: Please enter a password.
Scott: *types Jimmy*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Scott: HOW DARE YOU-
Fwhip: How would you like your coffee?
Sausage: As dark and as bitter as my soul.
Fwhip: One cafe latte with extra sugar, whipped cream with a cherry on top and caramel drizzle!
Lizzie: Ah sh** I forgot.
Katherine: Forgot what?
Lizzie: How do you expect me to answer that?
Jimmy: I'm gonna be an adult in four years and I have a vague idea of what I'm gonna do with my life.
Lizzie: I'm gonna be an adult in less that a year and I dont know what i'm doing with my life.
Katherine: Same
Pixl: I'm already an adult and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
Joel: Three types of people.
Jimmy: I'm useless.
Scott: You're not completely useless.
Scott: You could be used as a bad example.
Joel: I am a responsible adult!
Lizzie: *raises eyebrow*
Joel: I am an adult.
Fwhip: I desire moisture.
Pearl: Can't you say "I want water" like a normal person??
Katherine: So I've been thinking Scott,
Scott: That's dangerous.
Lizzie: Go big or go home!
Pixl: Please for the last time please go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.
Lizzie: I'm going big!
Gem: I'm gonna ask you to be respectful.
Scott: I will politely decline.
Gem: Jesus Saves.
Pearl: Passes to Moses. SCOREEEEE
Joey: Can I have a drink?
Lizzie: Do you have $40?
Joey: *shows pennies*
Lizzie: Oh dear God.