Deadpool fought a couple of new enemies he made along the way of his life. He's currently on the top of a penthouse. Many of his enemies are slaughter with one remaining alive, sitting against the railing of the roof. Deadpool crouches down to pester the guy who is dying.
"And that is exactly why you don't ruin a bachelors party! Don't you dare cock blocking me again! I may tried to hook up with the bachelor, but that doesn't make it right to walk in and act tough like 'oh, we're going to kill you now'!" Deadpool annoys the last gang member, who is looking tired. The red maniac hears footsteps behind him. He knows what to do and quickly put his fist against the stranger's vitals without looking away, however he hisses because the pain he recognizes from someone. He looks behind him and up. "Oh hey! I thought I recognize the metallic penis!"
Piotr sighs, not wanting to deal with this again. "Back to slaughtering people again?"
Deadpool stands up. "Yep, and I'm not going to let you judge me! I'm totally in the right." He looks behind him. "Don't you agree guy who I don't know?"
The guy merely coughs up blood. Deadpool awkwardly looks back at Piotr, who look at him with doubt. "Right..."
Deadpool looks pass the giant Russian and sees another familiar face. "Hey grumpy teenager!" Negasonic doesn't seem amused and continue chewing her gum. "Never mind." Deadpool wanted to turn back to Colossus, but notices a new face, a handsome face. Deadpool gasps at the gorgeous man. He quickly checked the man out and boy is he hot. Deadpool sprint towards the new guy and begin making his move. "Habba habba. Name is Deadpool. Just a guy who can kill anybody he wants and pleasure anybody in bed."
The man doesn't look effected by Deadpool's words. "I'm Y/N. Nice to meet you."
"Y/N, what a sexy name!" Deadpool yells excitedly. He holds Y/N by the shoulders. "I know a love hotel where we can go to. I promise you it's going to be the best sex you ever have."
Y/N looks disturbed at the guy he just met. Piotr grabs Deadpool and pushes him a few feet back. "Stay away from my husband." Piotr glares.
Deadpool look surprise at Piotr. He looks back at Y/N, then back at Piotr, then back at Y/N. "Y/N, how could you?! I feel betrayed!"
Y/N looks at Wade in disbelief. "I just met you!"
"And you!" Deadpool takes hefty steps towards Piotr and points his finger up to Colossus' chest. "You're beyond his league, and he can get better. Like, how the hell does sex works with you!? You can break his ass or worse!"
Piotr and Y/N both share a look of unsurely. Piotr faces back at Deadpool, who still points at Piotr. "Our sex life isn't any concern to you."
Deadpool scoffs. "I doubt that." He looks back at Negasonic. "How long did you know about this? And why didn't you tell me?"
"Why do you care? You jealous?" Negasonic spat back.
Deadpool let out a fake laugh. "Me!? Jealous!? Nope!"
The three X-Men give a share look. Piotr look back at Deadpool. "We're here to get you to join the X-Men."
"Nope, thank you." Deadpool turns around. He walks towards the guy he left behind, however see him dead.
"We're not taking no as an answer." Y/N says to Deadpool.
Wade turns around to look back at Y/N's face. He hops towards Y/N happily. Piotr makes sure to stand in front of his husband. "Fine, I come." Deadpool responds casually. He then glares at Piotr who is protecting Y/N.
Piotr grabs the handcuff. "Finally, some cooperation."
"Na-ah-ah." Deadpool wiggles his finger. "I only come if Y/N is taken me."
Piotr look annoyed at Deadpool once again. Y/N rolls his eyes and sighs. "Give me the handcuffs."
Piotr looks back at Y/N. "Are you sure?" He knows Y/N is capable of taking care of Deadpool. He is just distrustful whatever Deadpool's next action is.
"I rather not, but if he keeps acting..." Deadpool begins punching Piotr in the stomach, however fails. He let out another hiss thanks to the pain. "Stupid."
"Fine." Piotr hands over the handcuffs.
Y/N grabs Deadpool by the arm and handcuff him. Deadpool looks entertained at Y/N. "Handcuffs, huh? I'm into that too. I got a 100% result on the BDSM test. Ever watch fifty shades of grey?"
Y/N let out an annoyed groan. He turns around and walk with the rest of the team towards the jet. "This is going to be a living hell."
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Next day, Y/N is in the kitchen. It's quiet early in the morning, so much so there aren't students walking around and it's still dark outside. Y/N leans his arms on the counter while drinking some water. He closes his eyes for a second.
"Trouble sleeping sweetheart?" Y/N hears a Russian accent behind him.
"No, I just wake-" Y/N turns around and screams when he discovers it's Deadpool. "What the hell!?"
Deadpool laughs. "Did I do a good impression of Colossus?"
Y/N glares at the masked vigilante. "Fuck you." He takes his glass and begins walking away from Deadpool.
Piotr sprints in the kitchen, only in his sleepwear. He looks slightly worried at Y/N. "What happened?"
"The jerk scared me." Y/N answers. He walks towards his husband, who glares at Deadpool.
"Which means I did a great impression of you." Deadpool says happily. "Look at me, I'm Colossus! I'm Russian thus supporting the Russian government." He fakes a Russian accent pretty well.
"I'm NOT supporting the Russian government." Piotr says angerly. He grabs Y/N by the shoulder. They turn around and walk out of the kitchen.
Deadpool soon follows, walking right behind Piotr. "This is the first time I see you untransformed. Can I try punching in the balls again?"
"Please stop." Piotr quickly transformed before Deadpool could do anything. The three men begin taking the stairs.
"Where are you going? Can I come too?" Before Y/N could respond to Deadpool's questions, Deadpool begins talking again. "You don't need to answer. You want me to come, don't you Y/N?" Deadpool giggles. "'You want me to CUM', get it?"
Y/N looks disgusted. Piotr let out an annoyed huff. They reach the second floor and begin walking towards the bedrooms. "Russian guy, although I don't like you and think you look hella ugly, you look mighty fine wearing those briefs."
Piotr and Y/N reach their bedroom. Y/N opens up the door and went in. Piotr follows him. Deadpool quickly tries to get in as well, but Piotr stops him by blocking the entrance. He turns around to face Deadpool. "What are you doing?"
"Joining the fun." Deadpool says charmly. Piotr sighs and tries closing the door, but Deadpool put his hand on the door. "Wait, I want to apologize." Piotr looks wary but is also intrigued. He slightly opens up the door to hear Deadpool out.
"Go on."
"I should respect you and Y/N's relationship. I can notice how much Y/N love you. By respecting that wish, I'm okay with a polyamory relationship between the three of us." Deadpool announces happily and without shame.
Piotr let out a quiet groan. "Goodnight Wade." He slams the door in front of Wade's face.
He let out a disappointing sigh. "Did I do something wrong? Maybe I should stop simping over Y/N and respect his relationship with the beefcake?" He discusses quietly to himself, however, chippers up after realizing something. "Orrrr he's at fault of not liking me back. That's probably it."
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It's an hour later. Y/N and Piotr are vast asleep in their bed. Suddenly, Y/N hears ticking from the window. He slowly opens his eyes. Now awake, Y/N hears the ticking better. Y/N let out a yawn and get out of his bed, leaving Piotr alone lying. Y/N walks up to the window and opens the curtain. He looks outside to see Deadpool throwing little stones at the window. Next to him is a bouquet of roses. Y/N can't believe this and opens the window.
"What are you doing?" Y/N slightly shouts towards Wade but tries to keep quiet.
"Confessing my love to you, like in those cheesy, cringy movies." Deadpool says happily. He grabs a bouquet of roses. "Here catch!" Deadpool throws the flowers towards the man who is on a floor higher.
Y/N couldn't catch it on time, which led to the flowers landing on his face. Piotr opens his eyes slightly and stretches his arms. "Y/N, who is that?"
"Deadpool." Y/N put the flowers on the desk.
Piotr looks shocked. "Are you kidding me?" He quickly stands up, walk towards the window to see Wade. He looks immediately annoyed. "By god's sake... Stay away from my husband!"
"Stay away from my crush dickhead!" Deadpool counters. He looks behind him to grab out a good stone to throw at Piotr.
Piotr doesn't seem to notice and look at Y/N. "I will report him to Xavier when he wakes up. I want him gone, even if he's a valuable fighter."
"Fine by me." Y/N says back. He walks back at the window and look at Deadpool. "Stop-!"
Before Y/N could scold Deadpool, he got a brick sized rock against his face. He falls on the ground with the rock next to his face. Piotr mouth went open. He looks at Y/N before looking back at Deadpool with a glare. "Did you just throw a rock at Y/N!?"
Deadpool flinches. "To be fair, it was supposed to be thrown at you." He let out a nervous giggle.
Piotr growls. "I'm going to kill you!"
Deadpool stiffen up, but quickly calm down. "You can't even reach me. How can you-" Piotr changes form and jump out of the window. He quickly over towered Deadpool by eight. Deadpool begins to feel slightly scared and intimidated. He quickly run away from Piotr, who begins chasing Deadpool.
Somewhere in the institute outside, Scott is sitting in front of Jean's grave. Cyclops put flowers on her grave as his eyes begin to tear up. "It has been six months, and every day I miss you." He looks at the grave. There is a picture of Jean on the grave. There are also multiple potted plants sitting on the side of the grave, which makes Scott happy other people remember Jean fondly. "There are new members in the X-Men. Pretty strange people too, but family non the less. Ever since you were gone, I promise to myself nobody will die. I-"
"Stay still so I can kill you!" Piotr shouts.
Scott looks at his left to see Deadpool sprinting pass him and on the grave, destroying multiple pots of plants along the way, as well as the flowers Scott put on. "Sorry!" Deadpool yelled. Scott opens his mouth and look back sadly at the damaged grave. He looks back again on the left when he hears heavy steps being taken by Piotr, who jumps over the grave. Scott looks at Piotr sprinting towards Deadpool while being half naked. Scott is merely speechless of what happened.
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A few ours later, the rest of the X-Men woke up and stopped Piotr trying to punch the living out of Deadpool. After telling the story, they instantly help Y/N to the infirmary. It's 7AM. Y/N is lying in an infirmary bed while Piotr is sitting next to his husband, now wearing blue sweatpants and a wife beater. Y/N head is covered with a band-aid.
"He should wake up soon." Beast is standing in front of Y/N. Piotr looks up at the doctor. "It's lucky he got unconscious. It could've been worse. There will also be no permanent damage, however he will feel odd waking up. There will be also a mark left on his head, but after some weeks it should be gone."
"Thank you." Piotr says to Beast. His attention turns back at Y/N.
Beast decided to leave. When he walks out of the room, Deadpool walks pass Beast. "Deadpool."
"Furry." Beast look offended back at Deadpool, who continue walking. He decided not to act and walk out of the infirmary. Piotr tenses up when he notices Deadpool, however he stays quiet. Deadpool meanwhile looks at Y/N. He sits on the ground and hold Y/N's. "You still look hot."
Piotr glares. "You throwed a stone against my husband and all you could say he is still hot."
Deadpool looks back at Piotr. "Well, do you disagree with me?" Piotr merely stay quiet, giving a death glare at Deadpool. "Thought so."
"Can you just leave? Nobody wants you." Piotr insults him.
"Funnily it was you who invited me." Deadpool comments. Piotr turns into metal and grabs Deadpool by the head. Wade yelped as Piotr grabs him. "Hey! Don't destroy my head!" Deadpool tries to free his head, which Piotr is holding in his right hand.
Piotr begins to walk to the exit. "Time to take out the trash."