☻ billieeilish
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billieeilish: another one
gabriellewinters: perfect woman
user1:te amo
august: HOW ARE YOU REAL??
unknownart: see this is why I wanna call you mommy
jessiereyez: SO PRETTY
antisocialeilish: look at those tiddies
↳unknwonart: who isn't looking at them lets be real
user5: we love you 🫶
december: im sad send me boobie pics
user2: so proud of you billie
user9: woman of my dreams
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☻ unknownart
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unknownart: this ones for you doja baby
august: how the fuck do you get your skin so smooth
user4: YO
dojacat: fangirling SO hard rn
dojacat: ive been noticed
dojacat: im wet
dojacat: in love with you
dojacat: can we get married?
billieeilish: AYO?
user3: your skin looks so soft
antisocialeilish: GIRL
gabriellewinters: oh fuck yeah
user4: bro chill my mom follows you
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"still haven't found a place?" mackenzie looks up from her laptop at harry and sighs, shaking her head.
"there's some beautiful places but they're all in the wrong areas. im losing hope H"
"wrong areas?"
"my apartment right now is the perfect distance from work and hallie's school, dance and shit. but with la traffic, even if we move like ten minutes away, la traffic is so bad"
"I get you, what about close to my place? it's only ten minutes away from you"
"I just need to keep looking"
"haven't you told hallie?"
"not yet, I don't want to ruin the surprise"
b
*tiktok link*
why is this us
bro don't talk to me
wait what
why
'this ones for you doja baby'
WHAT ABOUT ME
WHY DOJA BABY
WHAT ABOUT BILLIE BABY
just thought it would be funny
dont be getting jealous
im not jealous
if I send you a pic
will you still be mad
hmm
what type of picture?
anything you want
lemme see those tiddies
*insert three image attachments*
im definitely not mad anymore
but those better be only for me
of course baby
you free later?
no im staying over at my brothers
I need to get some work done
damn
im horny asf too
DONT
I actually need to work
ive been seeing you too much
too much???
bruh
baby im fr
tour is so soon
and ive got so much left to do
and this is my fault???
yes
you're too good at giving head
cannot get enough of it
well someone is gonna regret
not seeing me while they still
can
what you mean?
you're gonna be on tour
tour=no sex
don't remind me 😩
can't you just come with me?
this aint a wattpad book girl
LMAO
but fr ill come and join you
on tour at some point but we
need to figure shit out back here
and with harry having hallie
bring her with you tf
fr?
fr.
she can stay with my mom or
laura while we fuck
they're not paid to babysit
ill give her to my brother then
he can practice for when he has
his own
plus I actually wanna see your
sister
I love her
you can see her
but when we're fucking
am I supposed to leave her alone
in a hotel room?
ill get sully to entertain her
he's got his own kids
well I suppose he's used to running
after you
you're basically a big kid
HEY
am I wrong?
....no
exactly
we'll figure something out
we will
*tiktok link*
us
I JUST FUCKING SENT
THAT TO YOU
ASSHOLE
oops
great minds think alike?
do that again and im telling
tmz you don't got no hair
you actually wear a wig
they aint gonna believe that
yes they are
they believe anything
and you'll go viral
and people will be making
theories
#baldbillie
you do that and imma reveal you
send tmz your real ig
you wouldn't
wanna bet?
no
no I don't
lmao
I promise id never do that to you
and ill make sure if were
ever together and were not at my place
no-one will see you
but what about paps
how many time have I been papped?
idfk
not as much as others
if you wanna stay hidden, you can
and if you wanna be papped, you can
so the times you've been papped
have been your choice?
well ive been papped a few times
outside of my brothers house which
weren't my choice
and when I was with my ex we just went out
but I kinda knew we'd be papped
although I regret that now
why?
because I was in love
and I didn't think about the world
knowing about it
theres a BIG difference between fans
knowing shit and the whole world
so im guessing you're gonna keep
your future relationship hidden?
imma keep them private not hidden
YES
ive been kept hidden and a secret
and it's the worst feeling in the
world
see it's weird for me because im
me
my future partner can't show me off
not like I would want
there's ways around it
look at my account for example
I can show myself off
and NOBODY apart from you knows
who I am
true
well ill come to that when it happens
but right now im happy with myself
and getting head from me
yes
and that
I might not want a partner but I do
want sex
couldn't live without that shit
you miss men?
hell no
my ex made me finish
im sensing a but
but every man ive been with has
been selfish as hell
like you cum every time and
it wasn't guaranteed for me
unless im with a woman
why are men so selfish
ew
ive least ive leant now
do you see yourself marrying
a man or woman?
imma be real
I have no fucking idea
im not even officially out
but I see myself with either
I suppose it depends
what happen for you in the
future
WAY in the future
I don't have the time or energy
for a relationship
SAME
don't understand why some people
are so desperate for a relationship
cannot relate AT ALL
literally fuck love
you don't love me?
bruh I don't even love
myself
I hope one day you see yourself
the way that I see you because
then you'd definitely love yourself
you only love my tiddies and
ass though
and???
im more than just a body </3
I suppose you're kinda funny
you're a liar
im the funniest person in the world
and I also have a juicy pussy and a great
personality
okay your ego is WAY too big
almost as big as my dick
yeah okay
YOU SMELL
wow your comebacks are
worse than my sisters
im so offended
you should be