— February 8th - 1:52 PM —
[David Chiem invited M.ALE.W.IFE, BowlingGirl2102, Hu Jing, and 12 others]
[mgaylord joined the chat]
mgaylord: cool new place to spam gay memes! 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣☺️😊😇🙂🙃😉
David Chiem: Please don't... the others haven't gotten to turn their notifications off yet :(
[AceSexual joined the chat]
AceSexual: Fick you 🤬 Im leavign
[AceSexual left the chat]
[Hu Jing joined the chat]
Hu Jing: *fu**, *leaving
mgaylord: yk you didn't have to censor it now nobody knows what you're talking about 😐
Hu Jing: *fuc*
David Chiem: Close enough. Anyways, once (if) everybody arrives (which I trust they will) (minus Charles) (except maybe he'd join to tell us we have the IQ of a rat then leave) (wait the IQ of a rat is 105 that's actually not too bad) what should we do?
[theonlysaneone joined the chat]
theonlysaneone: no actually I might stay.
mgaylord: heyy shawty 🥵🥵 ur v ✨papi owoo✨ today
Hu Jing: what? is that an inside joke? I don't understand?
theonlysaneone: it's something he made up to be quirky or whatever since he gets no bitches. I whole-heartedly hate it.
[narcoleopard93 joined the chat]
mgaylord: that's not what you said last night 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈✨
David Chiem: Oh?
[socialanxietnya joined the chat]
theonlysaneone: nevermind. you all have the iq of seahorses and I'm leaving. goodbye manwhore
[theonlysaneone left the chat]
Hu Jing: how do you feel about that, Whit?
mgaylord: sad 😒😞😔😟😕🙁☹️😣😖😫😩🥺😢😭😱😨😰😥😓😪 my gay boyfriend left me to die here alonr
narcoleopard93: the last one is a sleeping emoji
mgaylord: excuse me BIATCH, u just showed up to poop my party u don't get to talk smack 😡
narcoleopard93: i was offended by the inappropriate misuse of my literal identity
mgaylord: u identify as an emoji?? cool well I'm an attack helicoper (not mocking I'm gae too)
Hu Jing: *helicopter
mgaylord: I'M TYPING FATS OK MIM
Hu Jing: you're typing fats? okay, glad to see you've decided to become more than skin, bones, and fruitiness. and mimosas are invasive, yes. kind of like you.
narcoleopard93: no dumbass look at my user
mgaylord: all I got from ur user was that u do drugs
narcoleopard93: it's literally referring to narcolepsy not the drugs dumbass.
[M.ALE.W.IFE joined the chat]
narcoleopard93: i was going to do narcolesbian originally then anticipated something similar to this happening so here i am now
socialanxietnya: leopards are nice,,
David Chiem: Hello, Xander :) how have you been today? Welcome to the group chat - I made it so that we could all become better friends! :)
mgaylord: lol
M.ALE.W.IFE: Gooooood how are you David??? （╹◡╹）
mgaylord: 💀
[trappedinsephor has joined the chat]
narcoleopard93: you took exactly 2 minutes and 37 seconds to write that very short message
trappedinsephor: Hey, this is Levi Fontana. I usually don't take appointments from group chats. Why, exactly, was I invited here?
Hu Jing: is this what you call a simp...? I've heard of it online but I'm not sure
M.ALE.W.IFE: Shush (＞人＜;)
trappedinsephor: Looks like I joined at a bad time.
mgaylord: yes and I'm watching david through the cafeteria doors
mgaylord: he sat there and patuenty waited for alex to finish typing
Hu Jing: *patiently. I'll stop now
M.ALE.W.IFE: 1. It's Xander 2. WHY ARE YOU WATCHING HIM >:((
mgaylord: 1. I like alex better 2. why do you care so much 3. I'm watching with arei if it makes you feel better
David Chiem: Please stop
mgaylord: okee but fair warning arei mcairybutt says she's joining soon as she gets to her room
narcoleopard93: great that's my cue to turn notifs off
mgaylord: everyone prepare for the mythic bitch! 😱😱😱😱😱
M.ALE.W.IFE: Heather's reference!,!!! Oml
[BowlingGirl2102 joined the chat]
BowlingGirl2102: HEATHER'S REFERENCE EEEEEEEE <3 <3
BowlingGirl2102: David spam invite J they need to be hereeeeeeee <3
David Chiem: No.
BowlingGirl2102: pussy
M.ALE.W.IFE: Apologize right now Arei
BowlingGirl2102: W-whyy!? I didn't do anything bad did I?? I'm so s-sowwy, I don't deserve to live and burden all these s-superior people with my pwesence and b-bweathing their air and t-taking up their space because deep down e-evewyone hates me and dat's what I desewve, to d-die unloved and alone, and n-nobody would cawe. evewyone would dance on m-my gwave and c-c-cewebrate because I was j-just swuch a howwible wowthless waste of w-wife and evewyone was w-waiting fow dis since dey met mwee, and I just w-wish I was dwead so e-evewyone couwd be happiew without mwee. ｡ﾟ(ﾟ'Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡
trappedinsephor: None of that is true, Arei! You are deserving of life, love, and there are plenty of people out there who care for you, myself included. Please don't be sad, I'm sure Xander didn't mean it.
Hu Jing: Levi, she isn't being genuine...
David Chiem: I don't know. Actually, that sounded to me like a mix of manipulation and actual negative thought patterns. After all, how could someone come up with this on the spot without experiencing feelings like these at least once?
mgaylord: I think it's funny
narcoleopard93: i'm not reading all that bs can someone tl;dr pls
mgaylord: tl;dr: arei apparently has some underlying issues that she hides using reverse-reverse-psychology? ofc that's what david is saying idk
narcoleopard93: shorter
Hu Jing: TL;DR I'm marching to Arei's room to provide emotional support and / or scold her. most likely the latter
narcoleopard93: I'd say shorter but whgc(*
trappedinsephor: guessing she fell asleep writing that
socialanxietnya: can confirm
[mgaylord invited theonlysaneone to the chat]
David Chiem: Oh, you invited him back?
mgaylord: he dmed me asking to reinvite him
[theonlysaneone has joined the chat]
theonlysaneone: whit, before you even start, know that I'm only here to make sure you don't do dumbass shit.
theonlysaneone: such as, namely, watching david through the cafeteria windows.
mgaylord: how did youu know? are you watdhing meeee 😜😝😛😋😚🤪
theonlysaneone: I can see the chat history manwhore
[mgaylord changed mgaylord's name to manwhore]
manwhore: 💜💜💜💜
theonlysaneone: no.
manwhore: anything for the world's cutest gay... jkjk
theonlysaneone: if you're jkjk, then why do you say that every time we interact?
manwhore: ok look I'll stop if you want me to. sorry if I made you uncomfortable
theonlysaneone: honestly it's not that bad, I've learned to tolerate it. not that I like it but you're fine
BowlingGirl2102: JUST FUCK ALREADY
M.ALE.W.IFE: ^^^
David Chiem: ^ That's a bit of a crude way to put it, but, yes, I agree.
[TwilightSucks6 has joined the chat]
TwilightSucks6: IDK who's all here but speaking of just fucking already, don't you think the same is true for Xander and David??
David Chiem: We're both online.
socialanxietynya: agreed w ts6
TwilightSucks6: This is Veronika : )
M.ALE.W.IFE: UNCNJDHFUDUHDFNJDUDUDJDDNJCHHRKSKDAVIDNDURJDJDMDJRIDKDANDKDHRMEKDMEFUCKINGDURNDJEJDNDYESPLSRUDJRJEJD
BowlingGirl2102: Totes agreed w Vero!!
manwhore: same
manwhore: looks like Xander approved, considering you can pick out "DAVID AND ME FUCKING YES PLS" from that cute lil keyboard smash
M.ALE.W.IFE: COMPLETE COINCIDENCe. Nofhting 3To see therE AT alel!!
Hu Jing: oh god, it's worse than Whit... I think I'll start making dinner now.
manwhore: it's 2:43 in the afternoon
Hu Jing: happy pride month, everyone.
[EveryGayBeginwJ has joined the chat]
EveryGayBeginwJ: happy pride month mom.
manwhore: I mean if you're like me every month is pride month. but also it's february-
David Chiem: Hey Xander?
M.ALE.W.IFE: Yes David (＞人＜;) I'm so sorrry if it came off as werid I was onlg jokinf but yuo dont have to forgiev me Im rrally sorry
David Chiem: First of all, you can calm down :) I'm not mad at you
M.ALE.W.IFE: Ok phew :(；ﾞﾟ'ωﾟ'):
David Chiem: Second, I was wondering if you'd like to meet me in the cafeteria to just talk. You know, sort things out a bit :)
M.ALE.W.IFE: Going over there now !
David Chiem: It doesn't have to be now if y
David Chiem: He's already here
manwhore: he was standing around the cafeteria the whole time yk
David Chiem: Really? He's all red and panting, it seems like he ran at least a bit.
manwhore: that's called being gay