incorrect highschool rangers

By stanknights

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hughschool rangers + others tidbits I created and wabted to show my frens but didn't have anywhere to share t... More

here comes the boi
AODBOEBFOA
what are you implying about my baking skills?
i cant stand u
and what did i tell you about lying?
lillith?
if i killed aomeone would you tell mei?
rea look! its a pentagram!
put down the gun lillith
which ine of you guyd
no, philippe.
at a restaurant

alex is called track and field doggy

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By stanknights

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Nicholas: Alex is called track-and-field doggy because he makes my heartbeat do track-and-field when I'm with him.

Skye: Uh-huh... So how was this morning's exercise?

Nicholas: Please call the doctor, it hasn't stopped beating since breakfast.

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Ryan: Now I get to do a tarot card reading on YOU.

Rea: Okay sure.

Ryan: Okay so, this one tells me you're a precious angel, this one says your smile is heavenly, this one says your eyes-

Rea: These are just pictures of me.

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Philippe, waking up from a deep sleep: Where am I?

Lillith, sarcastically: Heaven.

Philippe: Oh.

Philippe:

Philippe: Didn't think you'd be here.

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Nicholas: How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Mei: Nicholas, its four o'clock in the morning.

Nicholas: So you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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Alex, texting Philippe: A theif.

Philippe: Thief?

Alex: Theif.

Philippe: I before E except after C.

Alex: Thceif.

Philippe: No.

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Nicholas: Hey, Lillith!

Lillith: What do you want?

Nicholas: Riddle me this.

Nicholas: If quizzes are quizzical...

Nicholas: Then what are tests?

Lillith:

Lillith: Get the hell out of here.

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Mei: What's your favourite colour?

Lillith: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Mei: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Lillith: ..........my favourite colour is red.

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Skye: Please say words of encouragement to me so that I won't murder someone.

Philippe: There are no video games in prison.

Skye, sighing: Thank you.

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[Playing scrabble]

Petra: I'll put 'A' to make 'A'

Haneul: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'

Nicholas: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'

Skye: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC'

Nicholas: [Throws board]

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[Alex and Philippe sitting on a bench]

Lillith: Why do you guys look so sad?

Alex: Sit down so we can tell you.

Lillith: [Sits down]

Philippe: This bench is freshly painted.

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^^ Me trying to put different dynamics as mich as possible

but omggGggGgGG DOUB3LT RHE QUOTES!?!?@?!?

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