A week later. UA Staff Chat + Izuku and (Y/N)
MiniAizu: Today, choose violence
SharpShooter: Violence is never the answer
BroccoliBrother: Violence is a question
MiniAizu: And the answer is yes
BobTheBuilder: N o -
MomNight: Why are you choosing violence?
Therapist: Pup, we talked about violent urges
MiniAizu: Okay but I absolutely HAVE TO-
MiniAizu: They hurt my green bean and they should simply
MiniAizu: Cease to exist
GoodSoup: What?
SharpShooter: I-
MiniAizu: Izu, my lovely little god brother
BroccoliBrother: ...I don't like where this is going
BroccoliBrother: But what?
MiniAizu: For the love of all things heroic
MiniAizu: Can we PLEASE wreck your middle school?
GoodSoup: WHAT-
BroccoliBrother: I stand corrected
BroccoliBrother: I LOVE where this is going
Vlampire: The hellion corrupted the green bean
MiniAizu: Is that a yes?
BroccoliBrother: Yes! But how?
BroccoliBrother: Illegally or legally?
GoodSoup: You two are in a chat of pro heroes-
SharpShooter: I don't think they care
MiniAizu: Illegally would just be getting Shoto to burn it down
MiniAizu: Too easy, they could just rebuild
BroccoliBrother: Fair enough
MiniAizu: Give all your stories and statements to Hound Dog in a session
MiniAizu: He'll have to take it to our favorite Rat God because legality
MiniAizu: And then Nezu has an entire middle school to wreak havoc on and tear apart
BroccoliBrother: I like it
RatGod: I like this idea as well
Vlampire: Oh god now there's three of them
MiniAizu: P l e a s e drag everyone who hurt my baby
MiniAizu: through the mud and into the pits of hell
BobTheBuilder: Well that's violent
MiniAizu: I was being nice-
SharpShooter: Excuse me what now?
Vlampire: Hellion, what is 'not nice'?
MiniAizu: I want them to chew and swallow broken glass :)
MomNight: OH-
BroccoliBrother: Adding that to my notebook
Vlampire: Hound, the hellion needs therapy
Therapist: Unbeknownst to you,
Therapist: I'm T R Y I N G
SharpShooter: The terror is breaking the therapist
BobTheBuilder: Just why do you hate Midoriya's middle school so much?
RatGod: No one likes spoilers
RatGod: Read it in the news :)
DadMic: What did I just read-
Dadzawa: Child, Problem Child, that would kill them
MiniAizu: I am fully aware :)
BroccoliBrother: I know
MomNight: Zashi, Sho, you two are raising two future murderers
SharpShooter: Don't be shy, call it what it is
BobTheBuilder: Future serial killers*
MomNight: Listen-
MiniAizu: Don't be so l o u d
BroccoliBrother: We all know it
BroccoliBrother: But you didn't have to s a y i t
DadMic: Kids, please don't murder people
Vlampire: Listen to your father Hellion, Hellion 2.0
MiniAizu: :'(
BroccoliBrother: :'(
RatGod: I can teach you both much better ways than murder
MiniAizu: :)
BroccoliBrother: :)
Dadzawa: No
DadMic: Please God no
MiniAizu: I-
MomNight: No thank you
Vlampire: Words cannot express how horrible of an idea that is
BroccoliBrother: But-
Therapist: Absolutely N o t
GoodSoup: I don't think that's a nice idea
SharpShooter: Both worlds would simply ~cease to exist~
UAQueen: Oh let the youngsters have their fun
Vlampire: That could end horribly
UAQueen: Do you prefer chaos or murder?
...
UAQueen: That's what I thought.
MiniAizu: Thank you Ms RG!
BroccoliBrother: Thank you Ms RG!
UAQueen: No problem dearies
Dadzawa: Neither of you get caught
MiniAizu: Never have, never will
BroccoliBrother: Never have, never will
Therapist: I can attest to that
RatGod: As can I
GoodSoup: ...
SharpShooter: ...
BobTheBuilder: ...
Vlampire: ...
DadMic: You-
DadMic: W h a t ?
BroccoliBrother: And I'd do it again
MiniAizu: Bop
MiniAizu: Bop
BroccoliBrother: For legal reasons that was all a joke :)
AllMight: Young Midoriya that is very un-hero like behavior
MiniAizu: Yo I'ma rapid fire his ass if he don't stfu
SharpShooter: Terror acted like he ain't even here-
Therapist: Not again-
BobTheBuilder: Again?
MiniAizu: If I get real heated or on crackhead energy
MiniAizu: my insults get real fast and real creative
BroccoliBrother: It's funny to tag team too
GoodSoup: Oh god
Therapist: N O -
AllMight: Young (Y/N) I haven't done anything to garner your upset
AllMight: Young Midoriya, do not join in on their strange behaviors
Vlampire: Ah shit, here we go again
BroccoliBrother: Your attitude?
MiniAizu: Annoying
BroccoliBrother: Your hero costume?
MiniAizu: BDSM but c r i n g e
BroccoliBrother: Your morals?
MiniAizu: What morals?
BroccoliBrother: Your hair?
MiniAizu: Hair gel gone wrong
BroccoliBrother: Your voice?
MiniAizu: Loud asf,
MiniAizu: like I can hear that shit from another world and my TV is off
BroccoliBrother: Teaching methods?
MiniAizu: You sent Izu to the infirmary on YOUR FIRST DAY
MiniAizu: Honestly speaks for itself
B
roccoliBrother: Body type?
MiniAizu: Nightmare fuel greek statue
BroccoliBrother: Humor?
MiniAizu: Boomer, no further questions
SharpShooter: JFK-
GoodSoup: I know I shouldn't laugh but-
AllMight: ...
Dadzawa: ...
Dadzawa: Damn
BobTheBuilder: I think I just witnessed a murder
DadMic: ...he needs RG
UAQueen: I can't bring back the dead dear
MomNight: That was GLORIOUS
MomNight: I'M SO PROUD
BroccoliBrother: :)
MiniAizu: :)