\\|Demon Friend & Human Avery AU|//
H!Avery: Hello? Monster under my bed? Are you here today?
D!Friend, in a deep croaked voice: No, please pretend to be scared.
H!Avery: But your cute.
D!Friend: I'm scary.
H!Avery: Sure you are <3.
D!Friend: I have horns, sharp horns, and claws sharper and harder than bedrock.
H!Avery, giddy: Mhmmm
D!Friend: I'm a demon.
H!Avery: Do demons have phone numbers?~
D!Friend: Stop trying to date me you're going to make me lose my job!