Proper Sandwich

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Friend: *making a sandwich*

Maya: You're not doing it right.

Friend: 'Sorry?'

Maya: Your sandwich, the mustard needs to go on the bread first to form a moisture barrier between it and the tomato. Tear it down. Start again.

Friend: '    '

Maya: Oh my god. You've never made a proper sandwich.

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