#★ boomers :: [OBEY ME!]

By 1-800-SATANSBF

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.˚ !┊͙ 💫 obey me x male reader ❍⌇─➭ boomers ﹀﹀ ︵↷ ⌗ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝗲𝘆 𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁�... More

➶ 。˚ 🧸 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎
𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐬
𝐬𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝
𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐜𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐦
𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐢'𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬
𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 [christmas special]

𝐦𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧'𝐬 𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐜 𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬

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By 1-800-SATANSBF

A/N: Random change of style lmao.

Everybody hates lucifer (aka we're all gay)

10:17am

Mammoney
I'm takin' back the number of the beast.

'Cause six is not a pretty number. 😕

L3V1
OMG SROP

Lucifer
What's this. 😐

Mammoney
Eight or three are definitely better.

Stn
Why.

MC
Haha lol, I know that song.

Mammoney
Sorry but I'm at a pay phone tryna call home. 😞

L3V1
FUCK OFF

PLS OMG 😭

AsmoBaby
When Levi suffers, it's so funny.

L3V1
💀

Belphie
What in the actual hell is going on here?

Mammoney
Don't be upset or mad at all.

Don't feel regret or sad at all.

L3V1
Oh, you'll feel regret when I shove my controller up your ass.

Lucifer
Leviathan.

Mammoney
Baby, don't hurt me.

Beelzeburger
Well, I came online at a seriously wrong time.

MC
Don't hurt me no more. 😝✋

Belphie
...

I'm gonna go to bed for another 10 weeks. 😸

Mammoney
That's impossible.

Belphie
Not anymore, bye. 😹

Lucifer
That is called a coma. 😐

L3V1
ok.

Mammoney
Back back backstabber.

L3V1
Service error 305: Message delivery failed. Furthur messages will be charged to your account.

Mammoney
...

I have an android

L3V1
Shit.

Beelzeburger
And this is a groupchat.

L3V1
Fuck.

MC
Yeah, you didn't think this through did you?

L3V1
🧍‍♂️

I wish to simply ✨ 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳 ✨

AsmoBaby
Levi wants to simply 🧚‍♀️✨ 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳 ✨🧚‍♀️

L3V1
Shut up, Asmo.

Beelzeburger
What's that font?

AsmoBaby
no.

Beelzeburger
Fine, gatekeep your font then!

AsmoBaby
You bet I will.

Mammoney
When it hurts, but it hurts so good.

MC
Do you take it?

Do you break it off? 🥱

Mammoney
LEVI

LEVI

LEVI

Stn
Stfu.

Mammoney
LEVI!

AsmoBaby
He's ignoring you.

MC
Loser.

Mammoney
Can ya fix the broken??

Belphie
Mammon is ☠️🥀 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙣 🥀☠️

MC
💀💀

Beelzeburger
Belphie, can you give me the source.

Belphie
Can't remember.

Beelzeburger
Man.

Mammoney
Can ya feeeel?

@ L3V1 Can ya feel my heart?? 😕

L3V1
No.

MC
lol.

Stn
Levi: Targetted.

Mammoney
@ Stn And I know we weren't perfect. 😞✋🏽

But I've never felt this way for no one... 😕

Lucifer
I am leaving.

Belphie
Rip Satan.

Stn
Seriously, Mammon? 💀

Lucifer
Yes, I am going to leave the groupchat.

Beelzeburger
Nobody has told me what font that is.

AsmoBaby
Too bad.

L3V1
Thank god, Mammon isn't going after me.

Lucifer
😕

Mammoney
All I want is love that lasts. 😣

Belphie
Our brother is now a theatre kid.

MC
Help- ☠️

Mammoney
Is it somethin' wrong with me?

Stn
Yes.

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