I had pulled multipule pranks on Angel as he has done to me. and this last one was the funniest one.
I had taken and hid all his hair supplies and replaced his shampoo with wash out hair dye.
When I heard him coming out of the shower I knew what was going to happen so I just sat there and waited with my phone recording.
"Mami this isn't funny" I hear before the door opens and he comes out with boxers on.
"you did something to my shampoo didn't you?" he asked
"why would I mess with your shampoo?" I asked
"to fuck with me," he says
"I'm purely your name," I tell him
"mierda tu eres un demonio" he says
I started giggling.
"I am returning you to whose I need to" he says as he walked back towards the bathroom
I stopped the recording and followed him.
"sorry Papi no refund I'm ours for the rest of our lives," I say as I walked up behind him wrapping my arms around him.
"This is not gonna leave for months," he says
"Papi its not gonna last that long" I tell him before I kiss the back of his shoulder.
"How do you know?" he asked
"I purchased the dye so I know" I replied
"so how long will it last?" he asked as he messed with his hair and looked for his hair supplies.
before I could reply he groaned in frustration.
"you hid my hair supplies, I'm definitely returning you to your sender," he says
" that would be hard to do unless your thinking of taking me fully out of this world," I say as I dropped my hands.
He says nothing so I grab his items and hand them to him before I toss the directions for removing the hair dye.
"nice to know that you'd kill me over, stupid shit Angel," I say before I walked out
a few minutes later he comes into the living room
"I'm not gonna harm you nor kill you baby, I was talking about your mom" he says
I say nothing to him just sit there.
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mierda tu eres un demonio- bullshit you're the devil