everybody hates lucifer (aka we're all gay)
7:52pm
satan
i am OUTRAGED.
belphie
here we go again.
mc
satan, what's up?
beel
he is outraged.
mc
🧍♂️
mammon
satan, no killin' anybody.
asmo
why would he kill someone? 😧
satan
bitch what-
lucifer
what's going on, now.
beel
satan is outraged.
mc
WE KNOW THAT 😭😭
satan
🙁
levi
hi.
mc
hellooo!
satan
☹️
mc
WHAT DO YOU WANT SATAN? 😭
asmo
tell us!
mc
bro. 😕
satan
i am not happy.
NOT HAPPY!
belphie
but why?
JUST TELL US
lucifer
satan, why are you outraged?
satan
I WAS ON INSTAGRAM, RIGHT?
mc
and i think we should stop here.
mammon
instagram always makes me cry. ☹️
levi
k cool.
anyway, instagram is so cool, i have an art account. 😎
mammon
🧍🏽♂️
mc
WAIT, TELL ME!
asmo
oh! i want to see your art.
lucifer
i didn't know you did art, levi.
that's cool.
levi
AHH, I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT!!!
beel
can i see?
levi
NO!!
satan
I AM TALKING! 🙁
mc
right.
asmo
i forgor 💀
belphie
☠️☠️
mammon
'i forgor' 😭
satan
you guys are making me ANGRY.
lucifer
satan is very ANGRY.
satan
😃
beel
are you slash serious or slash jay?
belphie
beel- 💀
mc
LMFAOSJDJD
levi
👁
satan
oh, i'm serious.
very serious. 😁
asmo
the smile. 😰
lucifer
what was it you wanted to tell us?
satan
somebody threw a cat out of the window. 😭
levi
oh. 🧍🏻♂️
mammon
🙀
asmo
aw. 🙁
belphie
they just full on threw a cat? 🧍🏻♂️
beel
sad.
mc
that's... 😭😭😭
satan
i know. 🙁🙁
lucifer
at least it wasn't a dog. cats can land on their feet.
asmo
WHAT- 💀
satan
YOU INSENSITIVE PIECE OF SHIT!
I HATE YOU!!!
lucifer
thanks for reminding every single day. :)
satan
i am gutted.
i am absolutely devastated.
i am horrified.
belphie
um, so...
you're upset?
mammon