Y/N and Peter are currently on a mission. Both teenagers got word from Tony Stark there were bad guys nearby that they need to go to and take them out. Y/N and Peter arrive at the place, which is a ware-out. There are multiple guards outside. Both guys sneakily knock out the guards before going in. Inside is a big machine that looks like something a mad scientist made. There is a couple scientist by the machine and another couple guards nearby. Y/N and Peter both look at each other, giving a knowing look. Like outside, they sneak around and take care of the guards without let the other people knowing. After taking care of the guards, they step in front of the machine and look at the main scientist. He looks behind him, looking surprise at the young heroes.
"Are planning to make Frankenstein monster or something?" Spider-man chuckles.
"The machine does look ugly though." Y/N smiles.
The scientist turns around and pushes some buttons. Peter uses his webs to throw the scientist away from the machine. The machine begins to make some strange noises and electricity sparks around. Both heroes run towards the machine.
"Do you know how to turn it off?" Y/N asks.
Peter looks at the machine panel, figuring out what to do next. "I'm not sure! Give me a minute!"
The machine makes even more strange noises and even more electricity sparks around. "I don't think we have a minute!"
When Y/N say that. An electric surge come out of the machine. Y/N and Peter closes their eyes because of the light of the surge. The machine got overloaded and most parts are destroyed. Smoke appears everywhere. When both boys stop hearing the machine, they open their eyes.
"Are we alive?" Peter asks.
Y/N looks down, feeling somewhat odd. "What the- why the hell does my body feel like it's suffocating?" He looks up and see himself. He immediately became confused. "What the fuck!?"
Peter turns towards Y/N, who looks like himself. "Huh!?" He looks panicked at his hands. He begins touches his face and his body, noticing he's wearing Y/N clothes. Not only that, but his body type also feels different. "Wait, I am Y/N?"
"I'm Y/N!" Y/N responds. He's wearing the spider-man suit and he's in Peter's body. "Peter?"
"Yes?" Peter looks odd at him.
Both men realize the fact they swapped body. When they realize it, they look at each other, knowing that they're screwed up. "Oh no."
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Y/N and Peter directly went back to the tower, looking for Tony. They went for his lab, where they see him working. Peter and Y/N removes their masks, showing their faces. When they went in, Tony notices them walking in.
"Ah, I hope you two lovebirds got your mission completed." Tony grins at his interns.
"About that Mr. Stark..." Peter speaks up, not sounding confident. Tony looks odd at him. He knows Y/N doesn't call him 'Mr. Stark', so it's odd to hear it from his body.
"We got body swapped." Y/N adds in the same soft voice Peters got.
Tony doesn't look convince at both boys. They look at Tony with anticipation. Tony begins to laugh it off. "Okay, okay, let's be serious. How was the mission?"
Y/N glares at him. "Tony, did you listen to me?! We got fucking body swapped!"
Tony looks surprise at Y/N, who is apparently in Peters body, not expecting the word 'fucking' out of Peters body. "Okay, swear one more time, than I believe you."
"You're a bitch."
Tony snickers at hearing 'Peter' swearing. Meanwhile Peter feels uncomfortable by hearing himself swearing. "I believe you now."
"Can you help us?" Peter asks. Tony feels odd hearing a polite voice from Y/N's body.
"There was this weird machine that probably swapped our bodies." Y/N adds.
Tony hums and thinks. "I need to go to that warehouse you were. I need to go the machine and figure out if it's works. Afterwards, I need some time to make it."
"How long will that take?" Peter asks.
"A few days." Tony responds.
Y/N sighs. "This is going to be one of the shittiest days."
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It's the next day, Peter and Y/N are at school. It's the second day that they switched bodies. Y/N is currently at his own locker. He and Peter agreed to use their own lockers, since they don't know each other locker combination. Ned notices 'Peter', who is at Y/N's locker. He walks towards him.
"Mornin' Peter. Isn't this Y/N's locker?" He looks confuse at him.
Y/N looks at him. "Yeah... he allowed me to use it." He lies, giving a smile at Ned.
"Oh, how nice of him."
"I know right. He's the best." Y/N grins, wanting to boost his own ego. "Have you seen his muscles by the way? He has been working out a few months ago. Did you notice?"
Ned looks odd at his friend. "Yeah... I guess?"
Peter walks towards Y/N and Ned. "Hey Y/N." He smiles at Y/N. Ned looks confuse at him. Peter than realizes that he's in Y/N's body. "I-I mean Peter."
Y/N smiles. "Hi honey. Maybe you should call me by my pet's name."
Peter nods awkwardly. "Y-yeah, sure thing sweetie."
"Are you feeling well Y/N?" Ned asks.
"Y-yeah, why do you ask?" Peter responds nervously.
"Because you're stuttering, just like Peter when he's nervous." Ned explains.
"Oh." Peter merely responds, feeling still odd he's in Y/N's body.
Suddenly Flash walks in. He smirks with mischief at 'Peter'. He walks towards the group, not looking at his victim. When he's near 'Peter', he gives him a wedgie.
"Mornin' Penis Parker."
Y/N flinches, but he quickly turns back and glares at Flash, who isn't expecting the reaction from him. "What the hell are you doing?"
Flash stops giving a wedgie and merely looks surprise at him. "Huh?"
"Are you stupid or something donkey brains?" Y/N responds.
"Uh, no! Y-You're far more stupid than me Penis!" Flash tries to hide his unsureness.
Y/N groans. "Go fuck yourself Flash. I'm not doing this today. Just fuck off before I kick you in the nuts." Peter and Ned look surprise at Y/N, who isn't acting like Peter at all. Some of the students in the hallway are looking as well.
Flash scoffs. "You sure you want to do that."
Y/N proceeded to kick his nuts. Flash looks surprise and quickly grabs his crotch. "Next time, if you ever touch me, consider calling your mommy to pick you up if you don't want to end up in the hospital."
Y/N walks away, leaving everyone surprise at what happened. One of them is MJ, who join up with Peter and Ned. "Is everything alright with Peter?"
Peter looks at her, knowing how bizarre seeing himself curse and kick someone in the nuts. "I don't know..."
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Y/N calmed down after his assault against Flash. The rest of his friends ask him if he's alright, though Y/N merely dismisses them. Peter had a feeling he's going to be in trouble. Luckily, it's near the end of the school day. Y/N and MJ are in the Academic Decathlon club, training their knowledge.
"The printing process in which ink is forced into recessed lines is called...?"
MJ rings the bell. "Intaglio."
The teacher looks at 'Peter', who's half asleep. "Peter, you haven't been answering any questions. Are you feeling well?"
Y/N wakes up, making his eyes wide open. "Yeah, I'm alright!"
"Good. The next one is yours." The teacher responds. He looks towards the person who have been reading the questions.
"The Beatles had a minor crossover hit with the song 'Act Naturally', a piece popularized by which country singer/songwriter?"
Y/N doesn't even know how to answer. He thinks of a good answer and let out some thinking noises. He tries to make a good guess. "Kesha...?"
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Peter has a club time as well. Y/N had joined the football club a few weeks ago, for 'different' reasons, as Y/N told Peter. Peter really doesn't like the thought being crushed by bigger guys but knows it's good for Y/N present at the club, even though it's Peter in Y/N body. Thus, he wears footballs clothes and is readying his position, which is defense. The person in front off him looks ruthless, making Peter nervous and gulps.
"Ready... start!" The coach blows his whistle.
The ball got passed down. Some of the football members immediately pushes each other. The person in front Peter runs towards him and pushes him down to the ground. First, Peter yelps, but then he begins freaking out. "Please get of from me! Please get off from me!"
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It's the end of the week. Y/N and Peter are out of school, walking towards a allay way to change into their super-hero clothes. Peter has a bruise on his nose thanks to football practice.
"Why did you even join the football club? I never took it you liked it." Peter asks his boyfriend.
Y/N grins. "You know why."
Peter looks confuse at him. "No?"
Y/N chuckles. "Haven't you notice something on the football team." Both boys walk in a allay way. Peter still looks confuse at him. Y/N rolls his eyes. "Holy crap, you're oblivious." He mutters. "I'm talking about the guys. It's great to check them out."
Peter looks surprise at him. "What!? But we're together!"
"I know, don't worry." Y/N responds. "It's not cheating if you're just checking somebody out. I'm pretty sure you did too."
Peter blushes, but quickly tries to glare at his boyfriend. "N-no! I didn't!"
"Yeah, yeah." Both men are striping down from their clothes and begin to put on their superhero clothes. When done, Peter puts their clothes in a bag while Y/N is pushing the spider-man button to tighten the suit. "Holy- I forgot how tight this is." He checks out his boyfriend. "I prefer it when you ware it."
Peter chuckles. "Of course, you do."
Both men stand next to each other, readying their stroll around the city when Y/N realize something. "Uhh... I realize something. When we swap bodies, doesn't that mean we have each other powers?"
"Yeah, that makes sense." Peter responds. "Let me try one of your nuclear blasts." Peter put his hand towards a dumpster, though nothing happened. "How do you use your powers?"
Y/N sighs. "Let me try yours." He moves his hand towards the sky, trying to shoot out a spider web. "Go!" Y/N looks confuse; he tries again. "Let's go!" He tries again. "Webs!" But nothing happens. He stops trying and look at Peter. "I hate this."
"I'm glad you realize it." Peter responds. He feels tired after a week on Y/N's body.
Y/N then feels his phone vibrating through Peter's phone. He grabs it and see a message from Tony. He reads it. "A message from Tony. 'I got the machine working. Come to the tower.'"
Peter looks happily at him. "Thank god."
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Y/N and Peter changed their clothes back to their own. They quickly go to the tower and go to Tony's lab. There they see Steve and a new machine with two chairs in front of it.
"Good evening Mr. Rogers. Do you know where Mr. Stark is?" Peter asks.
Steve smiles. "You're looking at him."
Both boys look surprise at him. "Tony?!"
"Yes." He laughs. "I needed a test subject, so I swapped bodies with Capsicle."
"And you didn't switch back?" Peter asks.
"Nope." Tony smiles. "Now, I can swear all the time and people will think it's all Cap. Hear this: fuck, cunt, bitch-"
"Can you switch us back?" Y/N interrupts him.
Tony sighs. "Fine, I swear after you two swapped backs." He turns towards the machine. "Go sit on the chairs. I will switch you two back to your own bodies."
Both boys sit on the chairs. Tony stand near the computer and turn on the machine. "Alright. You two will switch in 1... 2... 3!" The machine makes some strange noises like the last one. Y/N and Peter closes their eyes. After 5 seconds, the noises stops and both boys open their eyes.
Y/N looks back at his hands. "I'm back!" He stands up.
Peter smiles at his boyfriend. He quickly stands up and his hugs his boyfriend. "I'm glad we're back."
They stop hugging a look at Tony, who is smiling proudly. "Don't you need to thank somebody?"
From behind his back, Peter and Y/N see 'Tony' walking in, looking pisses at Tony. Tony turns around and looks like he have been caught. "Tony, put me back in my own body!"