Avengers POV
We were looking for Spider-Man and Venom around New York because we couldn't find them.
You might think 'why not call them?' Well we already tried that, the phones weren't working (probably turned off) so we had resorted to wandering around and looking for two people flipping around buildings.
Not hard right?
Wrong, we couldn't find them anywhere.
Suddenly we could hear the sounds of shouting and we looked around that area. And boom Spider-Man and Venom were there just yelling at each other.
"HOW COULD YOU?!" Venom yelled.
"I DIDNT MEAN TOO" Spider-Man yelled back.
"LIER, YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING THE WHOLE TIME" Venom pointed at him.
"I DIDNT AND YOU KNOW THAT"
"WELL I CLEARLY DONT KNOW THAT"
"YOU HAVE TO STOP TWISTING MY WORDS TO BENEFIT YOU"
"WELL WE WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE IF YOU WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY ADMITTED YOU DID IT" Venom waved around.
"I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I DID!" Spider-Man defend himself.
"THAT IS SUCH A LIE"
"WELL IF YOUR SO SMART TELL ME WHAT I DID"
"YOU CHEATED ON ME YOU DUMBASS"
We're Spider-Man and venom dating?
"I WOULD NEVER"
"YOU WOULD, AND WHAT MADE IT WORSE IS THAT IT WAS WITH MY SISTER"
"WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T POINT YOUR FINGERS AT ME!"
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN"
"I know what you did" Spider-Man Said his voice quiet.
"Don't turn this back on me when you feel that it benefits you" Venom glared.
"Well maybe you should start taking the blame for cheating too" Spider-Man accused.
Venom gasped, "I wound never, I am- no was loyal to you and to our DAUGHTER"
Ooohhh shit was getting real
"Well your clearly more loyal to Brian than us"
"BRIAN IS JUST A FRIEND, STOP BRING HIM INTO THIS"
"OH REALLY"
"YES!
"THAT IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST LIES EVER"
"ITS NOT A LIE"
"YA RIGHT"
"YOUR JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER"
"DONT BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS"
"THEN DONT BRING OUR DAUGHTER INTO THIS"
"PATRICA DESERVES BETTER THAN YOU ANYWAYS"
"I AM THE FATHER BIRTHA DESERVES"
"HER NAME IS PATRICIA YOU FOOL OF A MAN"
"SO?! BIRTHA IS 3 SHE WONT REMEMBER THIS"
"OK AND?!"
"THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR HER"
"AND BRIAN IS GOOD FOR HER"
"BETTER THAN YOU EVER-WERE"
"YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING"
"WHAT?!"
"I DIDNT CHEAT ON YOU WITH YOUR SISTER"
"What do you mean?!"
"I cheated on you with Brian"
"So you BOTH lied to me" Venom said hurt.
"Yes we did... but you won't be around much longer to remember"
"What do you mean-" buy before Venom could finish her sentence Spider-Man pushed her off the building they were standing on.
Venom landed on the ground with a crash and no noise followed.
"I'm sorry Venom, it was for Brian" Spider-Man said sadly.
It was silent for a moment before a voice from down below said, "Damn it Brian"
It was quiet for another minute before someone down below started laughing "did we get it?!" They yelled well laughing.
Spider-Man checked something quickly, "YES WE DID"
"FUCK YA"
And suddenly Venom climbed up the side of the building and ran over to Spider-Man's side.
"Oh that looks sick dude"
"Their gonna love it"
"Oh ya, also how dare you forget patricias name"
"I panicked"
"SO YOU FORGOT OUR CHILDS NAME" venom gasped dramatically.
"Hey at least I didn't cheat on myself with a guy named Brian"
"Brian sounds like a dick"
"Probably"
The avengers looked around confused before Tony stepped forward.
"Ok what the fuck was that"
Venom and Spider-Man jumped.
"Jesus fucking Crist-"
"-Is our lord and savior praise the Bible ahmen"
"-I will push you off the building"
"For Brian?" Venom asked
"For Brian" Spider-Man confidently nodded.
"Who the duck is Brian?" Tony asked.
"I don't know"
"So you just did that for fun" Natasha asked.
"Pretty much"
"And your not dating?" Steve asked.
"Ew no"
"Ok..."
"I feel invested now" Clint said.
"We try, so what did you need"
"We wanted to see if you would come on a mission with us"
"Nah we're good"
"That's probably best"
"Bye, bye" they both said then they flipped off the roof and swung off.
".... I feel like I should wash my brain out"
"Probably best"
And then they all went home to rethink their life choices.
A/n
Even I don't know what this is. I kinda don't even wanna know.
But it was beautiful
Hope you were confused for the first half ✌️😘
I drew that because I can now draw bodies
I also did one in color
Be affraid
Well bye bye
- The author