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𝚈/𝙽 𝙿•𝙾•𝚅
" 𝗼𝗸𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗯𝘆 𝟴 " Claudia says for a thousand time
" 𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗮 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗜 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀, 𝘀𝗵𝗲'𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗳𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝘂𝘀, 𝗜 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗲 " I reassure Claudia
" 𝗢𝗸𝗮𝘆 𝘄𝗲'𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗴𝘂𝘆𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗼𝘄 " We wave goodbye to Claudia and Finneas one last time before they leave for the day
" 𝗢𝗸𝗮𝘆 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝗴 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝗳𝘂𝗻 𝗱𝗮𝘆? " I said going down to Violet's level
" 𝗬𝗘𝗦 𝗬𝗘𝗦 𝗬𝗘𝗦 " The 4-year-old screams out of excitement
I look at Billie with amusement, I can't believe they let us watch over her, especially after the other mishaps that have happened before
For example, a year ago Billie accidentally got stuck on a kid's slide, very embarrassing to say the least but today's gonna be different, we're gonna be more careful this time
" 𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗦 𝗕𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗢𝗞𝗜𝗘𝗦 " Billie screams making Violet giggle
I look at Billie with a are you stupid face because this bitch can cook or bake for shit, Violet, on the other hand, was excited about cookies, I didn't wanna ruin the moment so I guess we'll just have to set some rules
" 𝗢𝗸𝗮𝘆 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝙮𝙖𝙖𝙖𝙮 𝗯𝘂𝘁, 𝘄𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗿𝘂𝗹𝗲𝘀 "
" 𝙒𝙝𝙮𝙮𝙮𝙮𝙮? " Billie whines
" 𝗕𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗶𝗳 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗻 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 "
" 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗵 𝗔𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗲 𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗲, 𝗱𝗮𝗱𝗱𝘆 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗯𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 " Violet says
" 𝗧𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲! 𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆! "
" 𝗛𝗲 𝘀𝗮𝗶𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗮 𝗯𝗮𝗱 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗶𝘀𝗻'𝘁 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗽𝗮𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗲 "
" 𝗪𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝗮 𝗯𝗶𝘁𝗰- "
" 𝙒𝙊𝘼𝙃 " I said slapping my hand onto Billie's mouth " 𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗻𝗼𝘁? " " 𝗦𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝙝𝙚𝙝𝙚 "
" 𝗔𝗻𝘆𝘄𝗮𝘆𝘀, 𝘄𝗲 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗳𝘂𝗹, 𝗼𝗸𝗮𝘆? 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗲, 𝙉𝙊 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀 "
" 𝗔𝘄𝘄𝘄𝘄 " Both Violet and Billie said pouting their lips
" ...𝗢𝗸𝗮𝘆 𝗺𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗲 𝘄𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 "
" 𝙔𝘼𝙔! " They both say in unison, I swear Billie's a big baby
" 𝗢𝗸𝗮𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗹, 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗹𝗲𝘁'𝘀 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 " We lay down our ingredients for our vegan chocolate chip cookies and start preparing them [ᴀ/ɴ ɪs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴀ ᴛʜɪɴɢ?]
•𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴 𝚂𝙺𝙸𝙿•
𝙱𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙸𝙴'𝚂 𝙿•𝙾•𝚅
So far so good, I haven't burned down the kitchen and the kid isn't dying, I say we're doing really good!
Right now while we're waiting for the cookies to finish baking, we are watching Ratatouille for the millionth time, I see Y/n get up to go check on the cookies and that ASS WAS BOUNCING, I get up following behind her to the kitchen
" 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗿𝘆? " She asked
" 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗵, 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂 " I said smirking
" 𝙀𝙬 𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘀𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗻𝘆 " She laughed
I grab her face and pull her into a deep kiss but before it went any further she pulled away
" 𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗻𝗮𝘀𝘁𝘆, 𝗩𝗶𝗼𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 "
" 𝗦𝗵𝗲'𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗼, 𝘀𝗼 𝗴𝗶𝗺𝗺𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝘀𝘀 " I lean in but she puts her hand in front of her face
" 𝗡𝗼 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙤𝙥 𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝘀𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 " She pulls me into a hug and whispers " 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 " I look at her all flushed knowing what she means
" 𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗴𝘂𝘆𝘀 𝗱𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴? " Violet said out of nowhere, scaring the shit out of me
" 𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗻 𝗩𝗶𝗼𝗹𝗲𝘁, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻'𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗿𝘂𝗻 𝘂𝗽 𝗼𝗻 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁, 𝘀𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗲 "
" 𝗦𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗜'𝗺 𝗵𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗿𝘆, 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗲𝘀 "
" 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆'𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝗴, 𝗜 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗲 " Y/n said
" 𝗢𝗵! 𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗹𝗲 𝗜 𝗯𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝘆𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗱𝗮𝘆, 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀𝗻'𝘁 𝗶𝘁 𝘀𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱? " She pulls it up to my nose so I can smell it " 𝙈𝙢𝙢 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘀𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱, 𝗹𝗲𝘁'𝘀 𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁
𝗶𝘁 " I grab the lighter pointing towards the candlestick but of course...I'm not good with hot stuff
" 𝘼𝙃𝙃𝙃 𝗠𝗬 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗥𝗧 𝗜𝗦 𝗢𝗡 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗘 " I scream
𝚈/𝙽 𝙿•𝙾•𝚅
You've gotta be fucking with me *sɪɢʜs* here we go again
" 𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗘 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗣 𝗠𝗢𝗩𝗜𝗡𝗚, 𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨'𝗥𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗜𝗧 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗦𝗘 "
" 𝙃𝘼𝙃𝘼 𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝘀𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗽𝗶𝗱 " Violet laughs
I swear that little girl is evil
" 𝗬/𝗡 𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗣𝗥𝗔𝗬 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗢 𝗣𝗨𝗧 𝗜𝗧 𝗢𝗨𝗧 "
"𝗪𝗛𝗔- 𝗜 𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧 𝗞𝗡𝗢- 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗜𝗦 𝗜𝗧? " I look under our kitchen cabinets and see if its there, fortunately, it is so I take it out spraying Billie entirely, once the fire was put out she looks at me with an unamused face
" 𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗲, 𝘄𝗵𝘆 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗲 𝗬/𝗻 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁? 𝗶𝘀𝗻'𝘁 𝗶𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝘂𝗹𝘁? "
" 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏'𝙎 𝙃𝙊𝙒 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘾𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙍 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙀, 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁, 𝗶𝘁'𝘀 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗮𝘂𝗹𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗼𝗻 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝗲 "
" 𝗢𝗸𝗮𝘆...𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗼 𝗺𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 " She comes running towards me with all that white foam on her clothes
" 𝘽𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙄𝙀 𝙉𝙊𝙊𝙊, 𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙋𝙋𝙋 " Billie was about to hug me until we were stopped by a knock on the door
" 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 " She said pointing at me before walking to the door
" 𝗛𝗲𝘆 𝗴𝘂𝘆𝘀, 𝘂𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝘁𝘂𝗻𝗮𝘁- 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁.𝘁𝗵𝗲.𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸.𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗱? " Finneas asked
" 𝗕𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝘁 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳 𝗼𝗻 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗲 " Violet responded
" 𝙒𝙃𝘼- 𝗼𝗸𝗮𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗺 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗮𝘀 *ᴄʟᴇᴀʀs ᴛʜʀᴏᴀᴛ* 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝗱𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 " He picks up Violet walking back to the car where Claudia was waiting
" 𝗪𝗔𝗜𝗧 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗨𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗘? " I scream
" 𝗪𝗘'𝗟𝗟 𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗜𝗧 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗢𝗪 𝗪𝗘𝗜𝗥𝗗𝗢𝗦 " he screams back
I close the door and start laughing, we fucked up so bad, I look at Billie and see she's staring at me with a smirk...ah shit
" 𝗕𝗜𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗘 𝗡𝗢 "
" 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗠𝗔 𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥 𝗕𝗔𝗕𝗬," she said chasing me around the house
They are never gonna let us babysit again
𝙰𝚄𝚃𝙷𝙾𝚁'𝚂 𝙽𝙾𝚃𝙴☆
ʜᴇʏ ɢᴜʏs, ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇᴅ ɪᴛ, ɪᴛs ɴᴏᴛ ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛʟʟ ᴅᴏ ɪ ɢᴜᴇss