Dsmp Chatfic

By Parental_Ollie

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EVERY WRITER IS LEGALLY REQUIRED TO WRITE A CHATFIC AT SOME POINT IN TIME! HERE IT IS, BUCKLE UP, ITS GONNA B... More

Introductions
Piggy person: ohh 3 symbols im so scared 🙄
Gender goblin: TOKEN CISHET
Quiet kid: sup losers
Orphan 666: Guys I literally almost got sold on the black market lmao
Manic musician: oh f-k

Creeper: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Muffin man: You guys shouldnt have done that. Is everyone ok?

Manic musician: yep, phil saved us.

Blob: still wondering how tommy got on top of that lamp post

Biggest man: shush green thing

Bee Boi: Bko ia ik toi!!

Gender goblin: I told you I would be

Bee Boi: ys ta

Piggy person: and now your all fugitives of the law

TOKEN CISHET: so are you!

Piggy person: nah the police let me off the hook, remember?

Bi: welp at least I got that cute skirt

Pinky: true

Creeper added four people

Creeper changed 4 names

Creeper: I added my family

Space thing: YO GROUPCHAT!!

White: YOOOOOO

Goldie: Hey guys!

White: wait pops why is this my name??

Creeper: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lemon lime: im glad I taught you that

Creeper: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lemon lime: wait no

Creeper: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lemon lime: Sammy stop

Creeper: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lemon lime: im leaving you and taking the kids

Creeper: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Lemon lime: im leaving you and the kids

Creeper: WAIT NO PONKIE IM SORRY DONT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THEM

White: wow pops

Space thing: I thought you loved us

La cabrona: RUDE

Bee Boi: uf qe addung fanilues..

Bee Boi added one person

Schlatt changed 1 name

The goat: hey kid

Bee Boi: gi dsd!

Manic musician: ALCOHOLIC CRAP!!

The goat: LOVER BOY!!!(?)

Manic musician: its a he/they day (:

The goat: pog

Bee Boi: csn qe fet uce ctesm das?

The goat: sorry kid im busy but there 30 bucks in the living room if you wanna go get some with your friends.

Bee Boi: thz!

Manic musician: Why would you say your busy when ur just in my bed (;

The goat: because im not, im literally in my office??

Manic musician: whatever u say (;

The goat: ???

Bee Boi: PGIK EILS DLIRYINF EITG MT DAF SGAUN

Resident old man: WILBUR STOP FLIRTING WITH SCHLATT FOR GODS SAKE

Manic musician: TUBBO WHYD YOU TELL YOU LITTLE SHSKF IDNFJ

Piggy person: lmao he ded

The goat: Tubbo you just got your future step parent killed great going kid

Bee Boi: EHY MYST U SO RHIS RO NEEEWEWEWE

Gender goblin: lmao loser

Bee Boi: mr snd Roma eilk grt ixe vresm w/i u

Gender goblin: WAIT WAIT NO IM SORRY I WANT ICE CREAM

Bi: lol our sibling is a gold digger

Pinky: they grow up so fast

Gender goblin: would mom be proud?

Bi: they could never be proud of us, you could go to the moon and theyd be disappointed, dont dwell on them

Gender goblin: ok

Biggest man changed 3 names

Orphan 1: What the hell

Orphan 2: I mean I guess its better than a color

Orphan 666: Too soon man too soon

Diamosaur: what does one do when theyre husband has been playing Banana Bread on repeat for FIVE HOURS and has locked zirself in zir room?

Creeper: Try to talk to him

Diamosaur: Oh how smart

Diamosaur: YOU THINK I HAVENT TRIED?!

Creeper: Just pick the lock and hold him then, he wants comfort but is afraid to ask

Diamosaur: ok???

Diamosaur: thanks Sam, ze is currently asleep on my chest <3

Creeper: np

Space thingy: yo can I join yall for ice cream? Papa, Zaza, and Pops say I need to talk to more people

Biggest man: sure! Meet us at Puffys parlor

Space thingy: cool thx

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Bee Boi: LMSO

Biggest man: SOME GIRL CAME IN AND STARTED FLIRTING WITH RANBOO

Orphan 666: and Tubbo said "Thats my platonic partner back off away from end" and she was all like "well thats PLATONIC and every man wants a relationship with a cute girl like me, also you said end instead of him" and then Tubbo Tommy and Purpled just went off lmao

Biggest man: nobody misgenders and insults my friend like that ):<

Space thingy: AND THEN PUFFY CAME OUT WHILE WE WERE YELLING AND TOLD THE GIRL TO GET OUT OF HER ESTABLISHMENT IT WAS SO GREAT

Orphan 1: but ur ok right?

Orphan 666: oh yeah were all fine

Orphan 2: good

The goat added one person

The goat changed 1 name

The sheep: Hi everyone!

Orphan 1: Hi puffy! Thanks for kicking out that girl for the kids

The sheep: of course! We dont tolerate people like that (:

Bee Boi: um si hspoy ue mu yncke

The sheep: and im so happy your my nephew buddy

Blob: WAIT PONK FOOLISH PUNZ PURPLED SCHLATT AND PUFFY DO INTROS

Lemon lime: Im ponk, genderfluid but today is they/xe and nuetral terms

Goldie: Foolish, he/gol, masc terms pls!

White: Punz! Demiboy, only they/them, masc or nuetral terms is fine

Space thingy: Im purpled/purp, galaxygender, moon/star/ae, nuetral

The goat: Schlatt, male, he/ram, masc

The sheep: Puffy! Non binary, ey/them, masc or nuetral terms

Firecracker: cool cool, now my partners missing, anyone know where bonk is?

Piggy person: I think I saw Karl at the park earlier today

Biggest man: Technoblade goes to the park!?!

Piggy person: Yeah I like to swordfight

Blob: dont let it fool you, it likes feeding the ducks

Piggy person: THAT WAS A SECRET

Blob: then u shouldnt have told me

Biggest man: TECHNO LIKES DUCKS CONFIRMED

La cabrona: IM TAKEN

Piggy person: SO AM I IDIOT

Firecracker: still cant believe you managed to catch Dream lol

Piggy person: actually ae caught me, Dream asked me out, idk what ur talking about loser

Blob: very true, this just further confirms that Sapnap has no braincells

La cabrona: HEY MY BOYFRIEND IS VERY SMART HOW DARE YOU

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