TW: Kidnapping, Getting drugged, Hosptials, and Jokes about traumatic experience
Orphan 666: you live down the block
Manic musician: met the first time at the bus stop
Swirly guy: we sat side by side
Firecracker: Third seat from the back
Blob: we talked the whole ride
Orphan 666: six years later you bought your first car
Manic musician: and you told me to wait outside
Swirly guy: then you pulled up and somebody else
Firecracker: was sitting in the passenger side
Blob: SO I SAT IN THE BACKSEAT IT DIDNT BOTHER ME
Orphan 666: BUT AFTER 5 WEEKS OF SITTING IN SILENCE BEHIND HER
Manic musician: WHILE YOU TALKED OF MOVIES IVE NEVER SEEN
Swirly guy: I REALIZED THATS HOW WE USED TO BE
Firecracker: BUT NOW MY BESTFRIEND IS THE DRIVER
Blob: AND IM THE BACKSEAT RIDER
Creeper: its 4am go the hell to sleep
Orphan 666: but its sad hours
Manic musician: prime sad hours indeed
Pig pog: aw crap i missed out on sad hours singing?
Firecracker: yeah, make sure to join us next Tuesday
Pig pog: I wouldnt miss it for the world
Orphan 2: Ranboo I hear you sobbing through the wall, u good?
Orphan 666: im fine, sorry for waking you up Niki
Orphan 2: dont apologize bud, its fine
Gogy: why is my phone blowing up?
Blob: uh oh, if we woke up George then we signed a death sentence
Gogy: your lucky im too tired to kill you
Blob: phew, anyways, we should probably go to bed, night losers (+Tech)
Pig pog: night Dream
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Biggest man: RANBOOS F-KING GONE
Orphan 1: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY GONE?!
Biggest man: WE WERE AT THE PARK, US AND TUBBO, AND THEN RANBOO WENT TO THROW AWAY ENDS CUP AND WE CANT FIND VOI ANYWHERE
Biggest man: VOIS JUST F-KING GONE
Orphan 1: Me and Niki are coming now, someone call the cops
Resident old man: ill call, me, wil, and tech are coming to the park to help look
Bee Boi: UM SI DCATED
The goat: take a deep breathe kid, me and Puffy are on the way too
Diamosaur: so are me and bad
Biggest man: this is all my fault. I should have been watching im so f-king sorry
Resident old man: Toms this isnt your fault, is Ranboo answering their phone?
Biggest man: NO VOIS NOT AND IT MAKES ME MORE WORRIED
Resident old man: I called the cops, they are on their way to the park, Tommy meet them in the parking lot, Tubbo you too
Biggest man: Ok
Muffin man: did end get into a car with someone?
Biggest man: idk. I wasnt watching
Orphan 2: its ok, we will find them
Orphan 666: R5T 4S2X
Biggest man: RANBOO! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!
Orphan 666: license plahzhtdbhtbdh
Orphan 1: WHOSE LICENSE PLATE?! WHO ARE YOU WITH?!
Resident old man: Toms give that to the cops, they can trace the car
TOKEN CISHET: I just saw Ranboo in the backseat of a car speeding down the highway, im following it
Orphan 1: oh my god. Please stay on its tail Jack
TOKEN CISHET: i am
Orphan 1: good, I told the cops
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TOKEN CISHET: we got them. Ends in an ambulance, they put a needle of something in vois neck. It was only to knock out. Meet us at the hospital
Orphan 1: thank gods. Well be there.
Resident old man: we all will
Muffin man: ^
The goat: ^^
Blob: We cant make it sorry, but keep us updated
Pig pog: alright
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Manic musician: their awake, the drugs severely dehydrated them, they are staying at the hospital overnight, only 3 people can see them at once, Erets staying in there and Tommy and Tubbo have been in a lot too.
Firecracker: thanks man
Manic musician: its a she/her day
Firecracker: shoot, sorry
Manic musician: its fine, you didnt know
Gogy: im just glad you found em
Swirly guy: we all are, George
La cabrona: if yall are up for it tomorrow we should have a group movie night, we will have all Ranboos favorite snacks and watch all its favorite movies. We could do it at Dreams place, ae has a massive living room and a 80 inch tv
Blob: im in
Firecracker: you know me and Karl will be there <3
TOKEN CISHET: everyone at the hospital is down
Gogy: im in too
Creeper: our family is
Quiet kid: ill be there too
La cabrona: nice, see yall then
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Biggest man: BOOS OUT B!
TCHES
Resident old man: Tommy!
Orphan 666: Guys I literally almost got sold on the black market lmao
Orphan 1: Thats not something we lmao about buddy
Orphan 666: Maybe you dont, humor is how I deal with trauma
Orphan 1: oh. My god. I wish I had let them keep you in a coma
Orphan 666: BUTCHA DIDNT LOL
Muffin man: Were glad your ok Ranboo
Orphan 666: Thanks bad
Muffin man: (:
Orphan 2: I stress baked 10 dozen cookies- ill bring them over for movie night
Orphan 1: star really did, they look like little Ranboos too
Bee boi: ASWWWWWWWWWEQWWQWWWWWWEWQWWWW
Sorry for the darkish chapter, wrote this in the car when my aunts broke down and some strangers picked her and her kids up to take them to the destination. I was really scared and tried to cope by writing scenarios that could play out.
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