When I woke it was dark.
Like- really dark.
My hands were tied behind me and I was stretched out on what felt like the floor. I felt a sharp pain in my leg when I moved it and involuntarily cried out. A dim light appeared from what I assumed was the door to the room.
"Hey Y/N. Seems you're awake now," a seemingly familiar voice said. She sounded kind of disappointed, "can't have you pulling another stunt like that".
I tried to get myself to my feet, deciding I did not like this woman. She seemed like the type of person who would eat the kit-Kat without breaking it apart. She hauled me to my feet and pressed me against the wall, her body weight pinning me there.
She got really, very uncomfortably close to my ear and whispered, "you look toe-grippingly good."
Before I could try and overpower her, the door slammed open.
BLAMMO
"OUT LUANNA," it was ripped Mr. Kylan coming to the rescue.
Luanna slid out of the door, sulking. I saw her brighten up at the full portrait NSFW Avatar portrait hanging in the hall outside the door (the one with the blue people). I started to wonder how Kylan fit through the door with all that big, absolute chisled body of his. He, of course, wasn't wearing a shirt and his checkerboard chest was shining through. I just couldn't look away.
I wanted to run my fingers through his pack when I noticed he was glaring at me. He came up to me and placed his meaty palm on my supple cheek. He started caressing my face and without any warning plunged his thumb into my waiting ear canal.
"I've been wondering where you were, Cassandra," he growled.
"Cassandra?" I asked, suddenly jealous.
"Dammit, wrong room again!"
He removed his long, thick thumb from my ear. I suddenly felt empty. I wanted him to enter me again.
Suddenly, Luanna appeared at the doorway, snickering. The door was wide open now. I could see the full movie poster of Avatar now. It was glorious. It made me miss his extremity even more.
"Luanna! Can't you be an adult about anything!" Kylan was visibly upset.
"What's the fun in that Beta?" She retorted, switching on the room light.
I finally got a good look at where I was at. I thought the living room was weird. But this was another level. It was like some sort of weird cult. Everywhere I looked was Rob Lowe, smiling down on me. There was a bed in the center with Rob Lowe sheets and everything. On the ceiling was a giant speaker with terrible moon clipart on it.
"Praise the Great Lord!" Luanna and Kylan shouted in unison.
Luanna then scampered over to the other side of the room and pressed a button on Rob Lowe's nose. Howling noises started playing from the ceiling.
"You son of a bill-" Kylan started before manically howling at the ceiling.
"Nice to meet you Y/N", she was yelling to combat the sound of howling, "I'm Luanna!"
She was oddly cheerful. She stepped out of the room, leaving me very confused. I was intently watching Kylan, or rather, his abs, when he started to shift.
I'm just sitting here watching this man turn into a wolf.
Holy Christ.
He was a silver wolf (Hah, play on words). The howling from the ceiling started to slow down and he rolled on his belly, tongue lolling out. I was shocked.
There was no hair whatsoever on his glorious abs. His fleshy, sturdy soccer net bod remained while the rest was in wolf form.
First, a hot wolf with abs. Second, a hot lady who kinda creeped me out. Third, and interesting room with sexy Rob Lowe.
This was getting interesting.