Pinky added Jack Manifold
Pinky: Pronoun check Jack!
Jack Manifold: Just he (:
Gender goblin is online
Gender goblin: WAIT JACK UR STRAIGHT RIGHT?
Jack Manifold: Yeah, why?
Gender goblin: @ EVERYONE GUYS GUYS GUYS
Everyone is online
Biggest man: HELLLLOOO
Bee Boi: I csn ser Bop hsopy srinmung ftom hwre, wgsts up?
Gender goblin: GUYS JACKS CISHET
Gender goblin changed 1 name
TOKEN CISHET: wait am I the only cishet one?
Gender goblin: YES
Blob: cishet (derogatory)
Firecracker: ^
Gogy: ^^
Creeper: ^^^
Muffin man: ^^^^
Diamosaur: ^^^^^
Piggy person: ^^^^^^
Resident old man: ^^^^^^^
Manic musician: ^^^^^^^^
Biggest man: ^^^^^^^^^
Bee Boi: ^^^^^^^^^^
Gender goblin: ^^^^^^^^^^^
Bi: ^^^^^^^^^^^^
Pinky: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
TOKEN CISHET: Niki did you add me just so you guys can bully me
Pinky: No! We bully cishets, your cool Jack!! Its just the whole cishet thing
Manic musician: WE MUST TRANS HIS GENDER
Bee Boi: HRLL YESH
TOKEN CISHET: uh no thanks, not really feeling in the mood for a gender crisis
Bi: did yall know that the author hates itself for giving you all long names but its too uninspired to change them?
Resident old man: EXCUSE ME???
Diamosaur: ikr I feel bad for it lol
Creeper: WTF IS HAPPENING
Manic musician: Life is a simulation
Bi: No its a fanfic
Diamosaur: facts. Btw if anyone reading this has name suggestions please comment them
TOKEN CISHET: IM SO CONFUSED WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO/ABOUT?!?!
Bi: Hey niki wanna go dress shopping?
Pinky: of course!
Bi: cool
TOKEN CISHET: ARE WE JUST GONNA SKIM OVER THAT?!
Manic musician: yo Tech come watch tvd with me
Piggy person: fiiinnne
Firecracker added two people
Firecracker changed 2 names
Firecracker: HI BABESSSS!! PRONOUN CHECKKKK
La cabrona: HIIIII MI AMORES They/Ey/She, nuetral terms pls!!
Honkie: HI MY LOVES They/Bonk! Also nuetral terms pls!!
Bee Boi: ONG UE SEIRKY GIY
Bee Boi: BOP MSKE BINKD NSMR AWURKY HUY
Gender goblin changed 1 name
Swirly guy: I should be mad but omg I love it
La cabrona: they really like it lol their happy stimming
Firecracker: YALL ARE HANGING OUT AND DIDNT INVITE ME?!?! /nm
Swirly guy: were just watching a movie at eir place, feel free to come over
La cabrona: YEAH COME JOIN US
Biggest man: romance (derogatory)
Resident old man: dude let them live their lives
Biggest man: no
Blob: DHDVHFVHRHKYJK
Swirly guy: hi dream!
Blob: hi karl!!
La cabrona: get off ur phone and snuggle me
Swirly guy and La cabrona went offline
Muffin man: skeppy wont get me muffins ):
Piggy person: Skeppy give zir some muffins
Diamosaur: you dont understand ze already had an entire batch today
Piggy person: thats not too much
Diamosaur: A BATCH IS TWELVE?!
Piggy person: thats not too much
Manic musician: give bad muffins
Diamosaur: i dont want him to eat too much and get a bellyache ):
Creeper: yall are blowing up my phone over muffins? I actually have the ingredients, ill make some and be over in 45 minutes, gluten free blueberry right?
Muffin man: yep!! Thank you so much Sam your awesome!
Creeper: np
Manic musician: im bored, anyone up for terrorizing transphobes and homophobes in public?
Resident old man: m8 dont do this again
Pinky: Again?!
Bi: Im in!
Biggest man: PHILZA MINECRAFT HOW DARE YOU DEFEND THE HOMOPHOBES AND THE TRANSPHOBES
Resident old man: Ur right.. Have fun Wil, evade police!
Manic musician: POG
Blob: im in!
Gender goblin: ^
Bee Boi: ^^
Biggest man: ^^^
Piggy person: ^^^^
Pinky: ^^^^^
TOKEN CISHET: ^^^^^^
TOKEN CISHET: can I change my name?
Gender goblin: no.
TOKEN CISHET: this is cishetphobic
Bi: thats the point
Biggest man: suffer
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Manic musician: IS EVERYONE OK?!
Resident old man: W H A T DID YOU DO!?
TOKEN CISHET: Im in a bush
Bee Boi: Wraklubg mw ans voo ib a yree
Gender goblin: We see u Jack lol look up
Pinky: im in a different bush
Bi: Im in a store, head down hat on lol
Blob: Im crouched behind a car
Biggest man: crouch better ur sticking above it
Blob: where tf r u?
Biggest man: see that lamp post across the street? Look at the top
Blob: HOW T F?!
Biggest man: I panicked!!
Manic musician: Tech?
Manic musician: Techno?!
Manic musician: Technobladeeeeeeee
Biggest man: rip, im an only child now
Manic musician: EXCUSE U?!
Piggy person: I may or may not have been caught but then it turns out the cop is a Philza Minecraft fan and when I told him I was avians kid he let me go
Gender goblin: Wow he saves us with his mere spirit
Biggest man: I hope its not just spirit for long because im stuck on top of a lamp post
Resident old man: WHAT HAPPENED?!
Manic musician: so we were hunting for the phobes and this one lady said Eret shouldnt wear that dress and so we all wanted to throw hands and we were all yelling at her. Then a cop car rounded the corner and came to check the commotion and someone yelled scatter and we all ran off in different directions
Bee Boi: tgar wss ne I saud sxartwr
Gender goblin: Phil please come pick us up we are now wanted for assault and the branch im on is bending more and more from my wjfbejbdjdbd
Bee Boi: VPI FRLL IUT RHE TEEW
TOKEN CISHET: ENDS OK I KIND OF CAUGHT EM
Gender goblin: I never thought I would say this to a cishet, but thank u
Bi: OMG HES THE CISHET SAVIOR
Pinky: I saw u fall lmao, im coming over there
Resident old man: my gods im on the way
Piggy person: Yo eret look at this purple skirt over here
Bi: I know we came in here because we are fugitives but omg im buying that
Blob: Im still wondering HOW DID TOMMY MIRACULOUSLY CLIMB A TALL SMOOTH METAL LAMP POST?!
Diamosaur: the only lamp I need is bad bc zir the light of my life
Manic musician: skeppy were wanted by the law for assaulting a lady
Diamosaur: poggies, same here, just dont tell bad
Bi: dude hes in the chat
Diamosaur: frick
Muffin man: YOUR WHAT?! GEPPY!!
Diamosaur: no no no, I had a reason, remember when we went to the movies and had to leave early bc I wasnt feeling well?
Muffin man: yes?
Diamosaur: I was actually feeling fine, when u went to the bathroom this guy behind me whispered smth about you looking like a girl or smth so being the awesome boyfriend I am I turned around and sucker punched him in the face. Security called the cops so I found u and said I wasnt feeling good so we left before the cops got there
Muffin man: GEPPY YOU SUCKER PUNCHED SOMEONE?!
Diamosaur: CAN YOU READ?! I DID IT FOR YOU
Muffin man: I APPRECIATE THE THOUGHT BUT YOU REALLY SHOULDNT HAVE DONE THAT
Diamosaur: IM SORRY MY INSTINCTS KICKED IN
Gender goblin: this is great and all but Phil are you almost here? Im bleeding in like 4 places
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Bee Boi: PJUL HYERY NY APIUDE US SYUNG
Pinky: Vois not DYING Tubbo, its just a few scrapes
Bi: I THOUGHT THE CISHET SAVIOR CAUGHT END?
TOKEN CISHET: I SAID I KINDA CAUGHT VOID, VOIS LANKY AND GOT TOO MANY LIMBS
Gender goblin: WE HAVE THE SAME AMOUNT OF LIMBS?!
TOKEN CISHET: YOUR NOT PART OF THIS CONVERSATION
Bee Boi: EBFLL GABE KESD LUMS EHEN RND FETD ANKULATEF
Gender goblin: IM LITERALLY THE SUBJECT OF THE CONVERSATION
TOKEN CISHET: STOP LOGICING ME GENDER THING
Pinky: Tubbo hes not getting amputated
Biggest man: WHATS COMING OFF?! CAN I KEEP IT?!
Bee Boi: NO UM KREPUNG UT COUS MT DPOYSR
Gender goblin: IM NOT LOSING A LIMB
Bi: Author also wants to know if it should put tubbo translations, would it help? An example would be [Bee Boi: dcrww toi (screw you)]
TOKEN CISHET: YOUR BREAKING WALLS 4-9 AND IM VERY AFRAID
Bi: you should be