Dsmp Chatfic

By Parental_Ollie

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EVERY WRITER IS LEGALLY REQUIRED TO WRITE A CHATFIC AT SOME POINT IN TIME! HERE IT IS, BUCKLE UP, ITS GONNA B... More

Introductions
Gender goblin: TOKEN CISHET
Creeper: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Quiet kid: sup losers
Orphan 666: Guys I literally almost got sold on the black market lmao
Manic musician: oh f-k

Piggy person: ohh 3 symbols im so scared 🙄

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By Parental_Ollie

Dream created a groupchat with Technoblade, Sapnap, Georgenotfound, and two others

Dream: WASSUP LOSERS

Dream: +Tech

Technoblade: (:

Sapnap: Why'd you make a groupchat?

Dream: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Awesamdude has left the chat

Dream added Awesamdude

Awesamdude: I dont wanna be here, you guys are annoying

GeorgeNotFound: Tell me about it, my phones gonna be pinging at 4am every night now

Technoblade: Imagine being asleep at 4am. I could never

Dream: ^

Sapnap: ^^

BadBoyHalo: ^^^

Awesamdude: ^^^^

Dream: Anyways, neither of you can leave, yall can add anybody by the way

Technoblade: pog

Technoblade added Philza Minecraft, Wilbur Soot, and Tommyinnit

Dream: Ew its a child

Tommyinnit: Ew its a green blob thing

Philza Minecraft: Hi Techno!

Technoblade: Hi Dad!

Wilbur Soot: Why are these names so generic? Ew

Wilbur Soot changed 9 names

Manic musician: Much better

Child: WILBURRRRRRR

Piggy person: I hate you

Manic musician: Love you too (:

Blob: I regret my decisions

Muffin man: I think these names are cute! Thanks Wilbur!!

Manic musician: Thanks bad

Muffin man added Skeppy

Muffin man changed 1 name

Diamosaur: Hey bad! <3

Muffin man: Hi Geppy!! <3

Piggy person: Ew, love

Blob: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE

Piggy person: My statement stands

Blob: >:(

Piggy person: ohh 3 symbols im so scared 🙄

Child: HAHA YEAH SCREW YOU GREEN BOI

Firecracker: lol

Gogy: im actually ok with this

Dad: Hey guys

Child: Ew the resident old man

Child has changed 2 names

Resident old man: Im your father, how could you?

Biggest man: by pressing a button

Muffin man: Tommy! Be nice!

Biggest man: nahhhhhh

Muffin man: I give up, sorry Phil

Resident old man: dw I did that years ago

Biggest man: HEYYYYYYYYY

Blob: Dont mind me lurking in on the family drama

Firecracker: ^

Diamosaur: ^^

Gogy: ^^^

Creeper: ^^^^

Manic musician: ^^^^^

Piggy person: ^^^^^^

Blob: yall are part of the family tho

Manic musician: ehhh its still interesting

Piggy person: ^ you should see game night

Biggest man: IM ADDING MY FRIENDS

Biggest man added Tubbo_ and Ranboo

Biggest man changed 2 names

Bee Boi: HI TKMNY

Biggest man: HI TUBZ

Biggest man: RANDY I SEE U ONLINE STOP LURKING

Gender goblin: FOR THE LAST TIME MY NAMES NOT RANDY

Creeper: wait wait wait

Creeper: Pronoun check! He/it for me, masculine terms pls

Biggest man: He/They/Avian/Moth, masc terms

Bee boi: He/They/Bee pks! Mssc + nutrwk twrns

Gender goblin: They/Voi/End/Ey/It, nuetral pls

Resident old man: He/Avian masc

Manic musician: She/They/Him/It, it changes so pls ask, today is a she day so fem

Piggy person: It, nuetral

Gogy: He/Fae, masc

Firecracker: He/Flae, masc

Blob: He/They/It/Ae, nuetral

Muffin man: He/Ze, masc

Diamosaur: He/Dai, masc

Gender goblin: siblings (derogatory)

Blob: u have siblings?

Gender goblin: wait u didnt know me, niki, and eret are related?

Firecracker: YOUR RELATED??

Gender goblin: I though it was obivous ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ill add them

Gender goblin added Nihachu and The_Eret

Gender goblin changed 2 names

Pinky: Hiiiii!

Bi: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

Gender goblin: siblings (derogatory)

Biggest man: ERET NIKI PRONOUN CHECK

Bi: He/They/She/Ey, it does matter which but somedays ill prefer one, ill let you know

Manic musician: FLUID FRIEND

Bi: FLUID FRIEND

Pinky: She/Star, fem!

Bee Boi: BIO YHE KIGHWN ON FOTE

Gender goblin: not again

Gender goblin: ill grab the extinguisher

Resident old man: anyone else concerned voi said "not again"?

Muffin man: definitely

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this is coming soon trust also made this because I'm bored also this shit is probably inaccurate but wtvs