*Uniqua had continued falling until she opened her wings. As soon as the wind hit them she swooped up towards the sky and soon landed safely on the ground.*
Uniqua: They forgot I have wings. Ya can't yeet someone who has wings because they always come back. Kazuya knows not to try it again thanks to Kirby. Now that I've landed, I have to try my best to survive. Mother Nature, I'm sorry. I have to cut down trees and use your other natural sources to live.
*As the mobs continued to grow in number, a group of Illagers spotted the neon pony and readied their weapons.*
Uniqua: Welp, I'm about to become horsemeat.
*Meanwhile on the helipad...*
Hoth: Does anyone have a plan that will keep us from getting blown up?
Alphys: We could build a bridge to the treehouse. We'd need to make it strong enough to withstand creeper explosions.
Lioness: That's one idea. If we try that, we'll need to split into four teams in order to keep everyone protected and a supply flow coming in while the other two teams plan and build the bridge.
Toriel: That would be a great plan but, don't you wish to protect your people? What about your allies?
Lioness: You do have a point. The suppliers would have to travel far for some materials.
Digger: Boomerang? Just say the word and I'll throw it!
Lioness: I don't think we'll need you to, Digger.
Digger: Uni always lets me unleash my crazy.
Lioness: We can't take any risks like that. I think we should let the sane warriors handle this.
*Lioness walks back into the manor and breathes fire on all the mobs.*
Digger: Yeah, that's sane alright.
Hoth: I'll go help her put out the flames. Nobody do anything stupid or crazy!
Sans: ok, kid. good luck.
*Once all mobs inside the manor have burned, everyone returns and cleans the mess. All rotten flesh, bones, and spider eyes are dumped outside.*
Mettaton: Now that we've taken care of that, I say we check the news and see if things are clearing up in the city.
Lioness: There's just one problem with that. All power has been knocked out. The only things we have are car chargers and backup generators.
Mettaton: How long would it take to generate enough power for the lights and TV.
Lioness: Considering Hoth and Digger would have to create an ice chunk large enough to be melted into enough water to power the hydroelectric converter, 3 or 4 hours.
Mettaton: Do you have anything faster?!
Alphys: Mettaton, calm down! You'll waste more of your battery!
Mettaton: I only have 34% left!
Lioness: Okay, let me grab my car charger from the garage and we'll plug you into it. We still don't know of Uni's whereabouts. Or even Hothead's.
*Hothead walks into the room with the car charger from the garage.*
Hothead: So, power has gone out and I'm out of fireworks.
Undyne: How did you get back so fast, then?
Hothead: Minecarts and powered rail. You'd be surprised how much I know about redstone.
Lioness: Well, since you brought in the car charger, help Mettaton get plugged in. I have to go get some lanterns and a radio from my room.
Hothead: K, I'll do that. Also, can we get pizza? I'm de-carbohydrated.
Sans: aaaayyyyeee!
Papyrus: HOW DID NO ONE SEE THAT COMING?
Lioness: I'll think about it.
*An egg shaped robot with twig like limbs randomly entered the manor carrying a TV.*
Digger: Hey, isn't that one of that egg-guy's robots?
Hoth: Yeah, I believe that series was called the Eggbot series.
Mettaton: I'm not in the mood for dealing with Eggman. Let's just throw this one out like all the other garbage.
Undyne: What's with that attitude?
Mettaton: You threw Uniqua off the roof! How are we supposed to survive this and continue the Q&A if she isn't here?
Undyne: We needed to lighten our load so we had to leave someone to fend for themselves!
Hothead: Hey guys, I think there's something on the TV the Eggbot has.
Toriel: oriental-beast has returned I suppose.
Undyne: Most of these questions are for Uni. What do we do if she isn't here?
*A loud knock is heard on the window. Uniqua stood with her face against it. She was in terrible shape.
Hoth: Don't let her in! She might have turned!
Uniqua: I haven't turned. I have been out here all this time. After I landed I began struggling for survival and eventually I was roughing it. Also, I may have seen one of the new mobs that'll be in the next Minecraft update and it was a pain in the flank to escape.
*Toriel opens the door and lets Uniqua in the manor.*
Mettaton: I would hug you but, you probably smell of sweat and wilderness.
Uniqua: That's what I always smell like after working out. Most unicorns smell like meadows or candy according to Mystic myth.
Asgore: We're glad you made it back alive, though. We have a new batch of questions.
Uniqua: Aight, let's start this episode, y'all!
Mettaton: Okay, his first question is for all of us.
Hoth: Most of us have heard of those games.
Uniqua: Yeah, they're really fun! None of us have ever joined, though. Hothead and I just play the latest installment on the Switch.
Mettaton: I guess it would be nice to show off my flexibility in the gymnastics events.
Undyne: Yeah, the swimming events sound cool, too!
Uniqua: YOOO, I wanna compete in the skateboarding events!
Hoth: Didn't you fail the last time you rode a skateboard?
Uniqua: Uh, maybe?
Mettaton: Human!Uni wasn't too happy about the state of her skateboard after that.
Uniqua: Alright, I'll just be waiting for someone to challenge me to rugby and basketball.
Hothead: Oh, you're on! Let's see if you can outrun me before I tackle you.
Uniqua: No animal forms allowed, though.
Hothead: Oh, right.
Hoth: Next question from oriental-beast!
Hoth: I'm the one she's closest to.
Uniqua: Yeah right, Hoth. You only wish I was, fool. We have this platonic relationship going on and it ain't ever gonna change.
Mettaton: It's me, isn't it?
Uniqua: For the last time, THINK WITH YOUR OTHER HEAD!
Digger: Who she goes to for advice depends on the problem or situation.
Uniqua: Most of the time I go to Ma. For more sensitive subjects, I always have to speak to her about it. If she's busy with other things, I will open up to friends and talk to them about it. I have a lot of trust in my friends but, there's only a select few who actually have more. As an introvert I trust my fellow introverts and depending on the scenario I might trust someone else like Undyne, Papyrus, or Mettaton.
If I needed to improve my baking, I'd probably go to Mettaton or I'd go to Digger if I needed a good layout of traps set up.
Sans: what about relationship advice?
Uniqua: What in the flippin' heck is romance? What has society done to the media? What have they done to men around the world? I have no use for it in my life. Why would I ask for that kind of advice when I can reject people repeatedly and then injure them to break their banks?
Mettaton: I've heard the term "heartbreaker" before but, you take it to a new level.
Lioness: The only time she's ever asked for relationship advice was back in 8th grade. A friend of hers had asked her out and she didn't know what to do. It wasn't Hoth, though.
Uniqua: And that was the last time I ever let someone down gently. Now, I break bones and banks with injuries and lawsuits.
Hoth: I'm the only exception since we've been friends since middle school.
Frisk: Alright, here's the next question.
Uniqua: I have been to Mobious quite a lot. Sometimes my friends came with me and helped out a little. Sometimes I fought robots. Sometimes I'm saving wisps. Other times I'm getting chased by a truck down city streets, begging for dear life!
Asgore: That sounds quite frightening.
Uniqua: It was! That thing completely tore through a house! One time it even had buzz saws!
Hoth: I remember that. You couldn't stop screaming.
Uniqua: I wasn't gonna let it cut off my tail. Or a hoof.
Mettaton: I also remember getting makeovers with Rouge, Blaze, Amy, and Cream.
Napstablook: Vector made some great music... His detective work with the Chaotix was wonderful as well.
Undyne: Knuckles was cool. We can both smash boulders with our strength.
Lioness: He's also got great dreads.
Uniqua: Yeah, Sonic also dared me to eat a chili dog. I did not survive.
Mettaton: Your face was completely red.
Uniqua: I blame the chili. I can't stand spicy food.
Hothead: It wasn't that bad, sis.
Uniqua: You're a dragon! You're immune to heat!
Hoth: Are we not gonna talk about how Tails went from kid genius to attack helicopter?
Uniqua: He never did that.
Hoth: Well, Shadow handed him a gun and told him to start shooting.
Uniqua: He did what?! Kids ain't supposed to play with guns!
Hoth: He taught Cream how to use one and she's six!
Uniqua: You know what? Vector and I need to have a good conversation with him about what he's teaching kids. Then, I'mma hook him up with Cream's mom and help him out a little bit.
Mettaton: Wait, what?
Sans: hey, i heard about another mario kart racing tournament. mario told me he'd let us join.
Uniqua: No way! I'm getting in on that!
Sans: he'll let me know when it'll start.
Asgore: Okay, here's the fourth question.
Mettaton: This last Halloween Bowser had to kidnap Uniqua, Peach, and Daisy.
Uniqua: I beat him over the head with a frying pan.
Undyne: I wish I could've seen that!
Mettaton: She'd snuck it in with her.
Uniqua: I hid it in my dress. But that corset, I will never wear it again! I could barely breathe or move without ripping a seam.
Frisk: That must've sucked.
Uniqua: Yeah, I think I almost tore the costume.
Mettaton: Well, there was a small rip in the back.
Uniqua: Near the wing slits? I knew I should've ditched that corset while I had the chance. I could've worn a tank top underneath instead but, I would've looked like a buff Peach then.
Hothead: Or you could've been Wario instead.
Uniqua: And eat garlic the whole day? Heck to the naw! Wait, that gives me a chance to weaponize garlic breath! Hothead, you're a genius!
Mettaton: Please don't do that ever.
Uniqua: Too late! It's already on the list of possible costume ideas this year!
Chara: Alright, last question!
Asgore: Toriel and I have been planning a vacation as we try having a relationship again. We're not sure where we'll go yet.
Uniqua: Spare time? Don't know her.
Lioness: It is hard to find some. I have college and work. The kids have school and we don't always have spring and winter breaks at the same time.
Hothead: Also, Uni does have way more than just school. She sometimes has to juggle her art and music, too.
Uniqua: The only time I ever get a vacation is when I set up a little pool and chair in the front yard like a small beach. That's only because I can't really get a vacation when touring locally.
Mettaton: If you join me on my next tour, you'd be able to get one and see different cities.
Uniqua: I'll join if Ma lets me.
Lioness: Of course, I'll let you go. But if he does anything to you, please call me immediately so I can take care of it.
Uniqua: Ma, I'm 17. I have magic and a sword. I also have a big mouth. I can and will tear him to shreds verbally and physically.
Mettaton: T-There won't be any need to, darling. I promise to keep you safe and I won't do anything that could potentially harm you.
Lioness: You had better. If you fail to do so, Uniqua and I will not hesitate to take action.
Hothead: Yeah, be careful with my sister, dude. I will crush every part of your body.
Lioness: Maybe some time this year we'll take a family vacation.
Uniqua: ROAD TRIP!
Hothead: I'll bring the snacks!
Sans: eh, i don't really have that kind of time.
Papyrus: SANS, YOU NEVER DO A SINGLE THING!
Sans: no, i do stuff.
Papyrus: WHAT STUFF?!
Sans: i look after kids.
Papyrus: FOR FREE OR DO YOU GET PAID?
Sans: eh, depends on my financial situation.
Payrus: YOU'RE ALWAYS IN A FINANCIAL SITUATION!
Undyne: Alphys and I have gone on a few vacations. We've been to the beach and that was pretty nice.
Alphys: We've also gone hiking. It was kind of difficult.
Undyne: I ended up giving her a piggyback ride most of the way up.
Alphys: We've been camping, too.
Undyne: It kinda sucked since that talking toaster just had to tag along.
Mettaton: Why would I ever make a camping trip boring?
Undyne: You complained about sleeping on the ground and said you needed an actual bed!
Mettaton: Well, the ground was hard and cold anyway.
Uniqua: It's the ground. It's always like that.
Muffet: I'm still trying to scrape together enough to spend a few days in Italy with the spiders.
Frisk: Some of us have better luck at finding leisure time. Others have more difficulty.
Chara: I mean, you have your hands full trying to improve human-monster-Mystic relations.
Frisk: It can sometimes be a lot to handle, Chara. But when I do have free time, I take it and enjoy a break from the stress.
Uniqua: Aight, we are out of time! Y'all can pick through questions 7-22 and we'll answer it in the next episode.
Hoth: Thanks for the questions, oriental-beast! See you next time!
Lioness: This Mob Apocalypse should be dying down now. They won't open anything back up for a few days since they have to rebuild a lot.
Uniqua: There's always Netflix, Disney+, and Prime Video.
Mettaton: So, now what?
Lioness: Truth or Dare? 20 Questions?
Hothead: Monopoly?
Uniqua: YOU AIN'T TAKIN' THE GREENS AGAIN!