I'm taking a nice awful stroll down this horrible ghetto park to clear my head from all the stress I've been having because my parents are thinking of kicking me out of the house because of bad grades.
I know they're just giving me threats in order to motivate me,but that doesn't seem to work.
I'm a homeless person at the age of nineteen. Yeah that's right I repeated a couple of times. I'm the oldest in my grade but because of how short I am you'd swear I'm a freshman,in the meantime I'm an old women. I look to my right and see a hobo with better shoes than me. Is that an iPhone? Great! He even has a better phone than me. Rolling with my Nokia 3310 at least I can use it as a weapon.
I kick a can in front me and hurt my big toe which begins to bleed. I have holes in my toms and my hair looks like a thorn bush,which probably has lice and other little pests who made their home in my bird nest.
Okay I'm exaggerating,I could go home and tell my parents how sorry I am and what a better daughter I will be,but my pride has the better of me.
I told them I want to be a young independent women.
And look where that got me. A young independent homeless and uneducated women.
I go to a bench near the lake and look if anyone is looking before stealing the bread the people throw for the ducks.
A goose chases me for the bread and I refuse to give it back and kick the thing and grab the piece in its mouth too.
Desperate times!
I'm chewing the stale bread and spit it out after a while,it tasted disgusting. I sat on the bench and felt sorry myself.
"Would you like some?" I hear a horse shaky voice.
"Yes!" I exclaim out of pure excitement.
"I'm starving." I moan as I eat the soft warm blueberry muffin which was making love to my taste buds and satisfying my stomachs needs.
"Could you help me up?" she asks and I don't refuse after her kind gesture.
"What is your name dear?" she asks.
"Now,my name is hobo." I sigh and she smiles.
"A pretty girl like you should have a beautiful name." She says as she takes my hand.
I don't want her to know my family and where I come from,that I am practically the richest.Correction,my parents are one of the richest families in Swellden.
I observe the things around me and see a Lily pad floating.
"My name is Lily."I say with a smile.
"Help me walk." she asks and we begin to walk and she is practically a tortoise.
Man,this is gonna be me one day!
"I have this beautiful grandson that takes care of me." she smiles and I return it.
"He's single." she winks.
I laughed shyly and my cheeks heated up. I was too occupied with the thought of her grandson I didn't notice she was gone.
I then see her in the water,floating.
Oh my God! I've killed some old women!
Panic starts to rise from the bottom of my feet to the top of my head and I begin to scream.
"Random old women!" I yell before jumping into the water to save her.
I pull her out and she's not breathing!
I begin SPR and it doesn't seem work I have no other choice but to do mouth to mouth.
I open her mouth and her dentures come lose. I pull my face up in disgust as I remove it from her mouth and start blowing some air into her mouth not touching of course,but it's not working.
"She's dead." I sigh and get up.
Well she was old! She lived her life.
I leave her there before I start running for my life.
I cannot go to prison! There is no Wifi.
I hear the police come and I stop dead in my tracks with my hands on my head.
"I surrender! I repeat I surrender! I am a women who is a citizen here! I mean no harm but I did kill that old women! By accident.B.T.W." I yell at the top of my voice and people walking by are looking at me like I'm some crazy women. Who on earth do they think they are.
I see a really attractive cop come by and try my seductive skills that I have mastered. I will admit I was damn good.
"Hello there." I whisper in a seductive way but careful to cover my mouth,I didn't want to kill him with my stink breath.
"Have you eaten your donuts already? Because I have one for you that's covered in frost and some other crap that bakers add! But I promise it will be good." I put my leg out in attempt to hit it.
Oops I pulled a muscle.
"Oh the pain!" I moan in agony and he raises an eyebrow.
"The torture!" I am on the floor by now and he begins to shake his head before waking away.
"I see the light! It's getting nearer...I feel cold." I whisper and no one comes to help me except some little kid.
"That's because there's a street light right above you and the weather is really cold today." He says like I'm some stupid person.
"Shut up and help me up you little squid,you ruined my dramatic moment." I say through gritted teeth.
"How much will you give me?" He asks.
The little devil wants money? Do I look like I'm made of money?
"Hundred bucks!" I tell him with a smile and he shrugs before helping me up.
I take out a piece of paper and pen and neatly write 'Hundred Bucks' before handing it over to him.
"This isn't money." He whines and I slap him on the head.
"I'm poor! Live with it kid." I say before leaving.
"I'm going to tell my mommy that you hit me." He begins to cry.
"Go tell her! You need some discipline." I say before running away.
I bump into some people and they grab my hand and start running in the opposite direction that I just came from.
"There's an old lady who survived from drowning." says the women who has my hand.
Oh No!
"Lucky lady." I laugh nervously.
We reach the lake and I see the ambulance and people hovering her body.
"Ma'am can you tell us what happened?" The man asks and I push my way through the crowd.
"I got push-" before she could finish her sentence I jumped in quickly.
"Oh grandmami!" I put on a French accent.
"You're Alive! Merci" I look at them and they all look confused.
The women's eyes widened as I went over to hug her.
"You push-" I cut her off again by hugging her and the paramedic comes over with a needle in his hand.
"What did she say?" He asks and I give a sympathetic look.
"Grandmami in lot of pain." I say and he immediately gives her a shot which knocks her out.
I fake cry and people try and comfort me.
"I go home now." I say and they nod in symphony.
I walk away with no dignity but a hobo and a criminal. A grandmother murderer,a bread thieve which I stole from ducks and I assaulted a child.
How I'm handing life right now? Slap me! with a brick.
I took 'Grandmamas' handbag with me and I hear her phone ring.As I reach for it my jaw drops.
The latest iPhone!
I read the caller ID:Gummy Bear before answering.
"Hello."
"Grandma?" I hear a husky masculine voice speak from the other line.
"No,sorry shes dead.Can I take a message?"
"What? who is this?" he questions with anxiety.
"This is hobo and who is this?"
He doesn't answer as I hear his breathing increase.
"Where is my grandmother?" he asks through gritted teeth.
"Look dude! she's dead,we live and then we die,it's part of life!"