Me: *snickers* I pranked you so good.
Bad: Whew! 😮💨 You had me scared there for a minute.
(*All of a sudden, the fake tarantula began to move on it's own*)
Thriller: It's alive!
Me: Wait what?!!
This Is It: I thought you said it was a fake tarantula, honey.
Me: Well, I didn't think it was gonna be alive when I ordered it online.
Invincible: *goes to the kitchen to find something for the tarantula to live in temporarily until we can get a proper tank from the pet store*
Me: Silly people on the website scammed me with a so-called fake tarantula. 🫤
This Is It: *carefully reaches out his hand and lets the tarantula crawl onto it* He looks like a friendly spider.
Invincible: *comes back empty-handed* One of us will have to make a trip to the pet store to get some supplies for our tarantula.
Off The Wall: Cool! We get to have a pet spider.
Me: Easy there, Off The Wall. We don't want to make the tarantula feel stressed out.
This Is It: *extends out his other arm to allow the tarantula to crawl onto his other hand* Yes, that's exactly right.
Me: And we can't really handle him too much or he'll get upset.