NAMES BCS EVEN I DONT UNDERSTAND WHO TF IM TALKING ABOUT
squidward —> t'challa
Sandy —> Shuri
Patrick —> Peter
Gary —> Bruce
Mr. Crabs —> Tony
Spongebob —> Moon
BIKINI BOTTOM
Mr. Crabs
Oh god
Gary
Here we go again
Patrick
Hey what's Shuri and t'challa going in a gc that Moon made?
Sandy
I hacked her phone and put my number in it and now we're friends. Deal with it Parker.
Patrick
I wasn't complaining but ok
Squidward
Could someone explain what is going on?
Gary
Sometimes Moon makes group chats with random people in them. Last week I was in one with Yelena, Thor and Sam. It was a bit scary.
Squidward
And which one is Moon? I do not see her responding on this chat
Mr. Crabs
Just wait for it. Her and Peter are probably plotting something with Shuri.
spongebob
OHHHHHH
Patrick
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
Sandy
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
spongebob
ABSORBANT AND YELLOW
Patrick
AND POROUS IS HE
Sandy
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
spongebob
HE FLOBS ON THE DECK
Patrick
AND FLIBS LIKE A FISH
Sandy
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
spongebob
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Patrick
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Sandy
SPONGEBOBBBBB
spongebob
SQUAREPANTSSSSS
Patrick
DOODOOODOOODODODODODOD
Mr. Crabs
you done?
Spongebob
Yahyah
Mr. Crabs
Finally
Squidward
That was very strange of you
Spongebob
What can I say, I'm a national treasure.
Gary
Do you know
Actually
I'm not going to finish that sentence
Spongebob
Thats a good choice Bruce
Good choice.
Mr. Crabs
Was that it?
Sandy
Yeah
Patrick
Pretty much
Mr. Crabs
that was a waste of four minutes of my life
some mentally ill attention whore
Whatever you die in endgame anyway.
Mr. Crabs
What
Squidward
What
Sandy
What
Patrick
What
Spongebob
What
Gary
What
some mentally ill attention whore
What
I didn't say anything
that one red guy with katanas
stop gaslighting yourself. It's not healthy
some mentally ill attention whore
What's not healthy is looking like a fucking mouldy potato that god fucked by a dead avocado
that one red guy with katanas
THAT WAS TOO FAR
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
some mentally ill attention whore
No. Now get out of my story, you're not supposed to be here until chapter 37.
that one red guy with katanas
That's fair.
Also the vibes here are just a little too-
some mentally ill attention whore
I know right.
well me and Wade don't like your energy.
we're gonna bounce
that one red guy with katanas
peace out homies
two participants have left the chat
Squidward
That was even stranger than the spongebob thing
Spongebob
Has that happened before?
Mr. Crabs
I think it has.
Gary
I think we may need to improve the security
JARVIS
no signs of security breach are showing. It may just be an error
Spongebob
Holy fuck since when was JARVIS in the chat?
Mr. Crabs
He has clearance to everything in the building.
Patrick
Everything?
Sandy
Now I know. I will never go to Stark tower.
Mr. Crabs
What it's not like you kids have anything to hide do you?
Gary
I'm sure it's nothing. Moons just messing around
Squidward
And it's only Shuri s nature to make jokes about everything. After all, she is one, herself.
Patrick
Did you just say that Shuris a joke?
Squidward
Yes.
Spongebob
e v e r y t h i n g ?
Mr. Crabs
Yes Moony, everything.
Spongebob
So he sees all pictures we take?
Also, unrelated, someone took a bunch of pics of Natahas hands on my phone.
And some of my boobs as well
Also a lot of cat pictures
And pics of me crying
Gary
Wait what?
Mr. Crabs
Im sorry, rewind for a second.
Why on earth were you crying?
What do you have to cry about?
Is there anything we can do?
Is it because of us?
Will it make you feel better if i gave you my credit card and sent Peter to take you shopping?
Spongebob
1. I cry over everything
2. I cry over everything
3. Idk maybe chicken nuggets
4. Nope:))
5. Yes, most definitely
Patrick
I would love that
Sandy
You do realise that she is just going to make you carry all of her bags right?
Squidward
Wouldn't that be child labour?
Spongebob
He's 19 so not really
It would be spider labour
Patrick
Is that better?
Mr. Crabs
No idea
Gary
I'm sorry, are we going to ignore the fact that moon has nudes on her phone?
Spongebob has sent 4 images to Gary
Mr. Crabs
I want one.