《 soobin is not wasted anymore 》
kai :
so guys
hear me out
ice cubes are badass
taehyun :
are you alright?
soobin :
seems like i'm not the only one having a hangover
kai :
no guys, listen!!!
1) they're freezing cold
taehyun :
what about it?
kai :
like you would die at that temperature but ice cubes don't
taehyun :
oh my god
kai :
2) they make our drinks 10 times better
taehyun :
i'm just going to ask you this one more time,
are you okay?
kai :
THIRD
soobin :
am i still drunk?
kai :
ice cubes are superior because they float around in their blood!!!
and that's some badass girl shit right there
taehyun :
are you cosplaying beomgyu or smth?
this conversation is getting out of hand
soobin :
i think my son kai needs therapy
yeonjun :
hellow guys
soobin :
what do you think yeonjun?
yeonjun :
sorry i wasn't listening but i totally disagree with beomgyu
kai :
...
he's not even here yeonjun
yeonjun :
oops
soobin :
yeah he's still sleeping
kai :
it's 2 pm why the hell is he sleeping?
soobin :
idk, do you guys think he's dead?
kai :
GO SEE IF HE'S BREATHING YOU IDIOT
soobin :
alright brb
ok now he's definitely breathing
kai :
good
beomgyu :
WTF WAS THAT
soobin :
wtf was what 👀
beomgyu :
SOOBIN GET OFF OF THE BATHROOM RIGHT NOW YOU DICK
soobin :
i mean you are what you eat ig 👅
beomgyu :
FUCK YOU
yeonjun :
what happened?
soobin :
nothing happened
beomgyu :
HE JUST DROPPED A BUCKET OF WATER ON TOP OF ME
soobin :
that's what you deserve...
beomgyu :
HOW THE FUCK DO I DESERVE THIS
soobin :
you were drooling on my favorite pillow for hours
beomgyu :
STILL, YOU SHOULDN'T THROW ME WATER YOU STUPID
I'M GONNA BREAK THE DOOR
yeonjun :
don't break things you can't pay
beomgyu :
SHUT THE FUCK UP YEONJUN
kai :
just wait till he comes out
beomgyu :
I'M NOT FUCKING WAITING
taehyun :
just break the door beomgyu, i'll pay
beomgyu :
FIRST OF ALL
hi baby how you doing?
beomgyu :
SECOND OF ALL,
are you serious about the paying?
taehyun :
yeah, i'll do anything for someone to beat soobin's ass
soobin :
why T^T
beomgyu
okay thank you
NOW SOOBIN I'M COMING FOR YOU
soobin :
STOP, I'LL LEAVE THE BATHROOM PLS STOP KICKING IT
beomgyu :
L
E
A
V
E
N
O
W
kai :
beomgyu you're scaring me
yeonjun :
taehyun's influences are visible now
soobin :
YEONJUN HELP ME
yeonjun :
WHAT CAN I DO?
soobin :
GRAB BEOMGYU OR SMTH
yeonjun :
I AINT GRABBING THAT ANGRY RAT
AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
soobin :
YOU PUSSYYYYYYY
HE'S GONNA KILL ME
GUYS
YEONJUN
FUCK
soobin is offline
kai :
i think he killed him
taehyun :
ow, how sad :c
do you guys want cookies :D?
yeonjun :
poor soobin
now i'll have to take care of three children on my own
kai :
what??
since when are you guys married?
yeonjun :
since this group chat first existed
kai :
i didn't vouch for that
yeonjun :
well, i'm the oldest, soobin acts like a mom. i'm sober, he's a drunky, we complete each other
taehyun :
too bad you can't take care of him when he's drunk, you pussy
yeonjun :
HE BITES ME!
taehyun :
beomgyu also gets bitten but at least he has the balls to take soobin to his house and watch over him
kai :
i can't believe taehyun is defending beomgyu
and for the sake of soobin hyung
taehyun :
i mean, these are facts
yeonjun :
they are not!
taehyun :
beomgyu sacrifices his sleep for soobin, you do nothing
yeonjun :
I CAN SACRIFICE MY SLEEP FOR HIM TOO!
taehyun :
yeah yeah then why don't you?
taehyun :
and beomgyu always warns soobin about his drinking habit
and last time you offered him three glasses
yeonjun :
THAT WAS BECAUSE HE WAS BEGGING ME WITH THOSE PUPPY EYES, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?
kai :
resist it, you dummy
yeonjun :
HOW CAN YOU RESIST A PERSON WHEN HE LOOKS LIKE THIS
taehyun :
it's easy
just look at his face and say
NO
yeonjun :
but he's so cute
taehyun :
he's not even that cute
yeonjun :
pls, you're just jealous because your boyfriend slept in the same bed as him and is touching him right now
taehyun :
last time i checked i didn't have a boyfriend
and beomgyu isn't touching him, he's beating him up
yeonjun :
you can't beat a boy as cute as him
taehyun :
of course you can
i would
yeonjun :
i wouldn't let you
taehyun :
yet you let him drink and ruin his liver
yeonjun :
IT WAS BECAUSE HE WAS POUTING
kai :
when did this conversation become so gay?
and why do i feel like i'm the single uncle in here?
yeonjun :
you're not the uncle, you're mine and soobin's youngest child
kai :
but you're not even married!!
taehyun :
are we really going through this again?
soobin is online
kai :
oh shit, he's back
soobin :
guys
yeonjun :
yes?
soobin :
...
beomgyu :
SAY IT
soobin :
i'm sorry
*clears throat*
guys
i'm a really naughty boy and beomgyu made sure i learned my lesson... so next time someone messes up with him take in mind that's he's gonna kick you hard and teach you how to behave...
beomgyu :
SOOBIN WHY DID YOU MAKE THAT SOUND SO SEXUAL??
soobin :
it's in my blood😔
beomgyu :
I HATE YOU
kai :
and right when we were saying you were cute
soobin :
well, i am indeed cute
taehyun :
he doesn't even deny it bruhh
soobin :
do you guys think i should give up on school and become a stripper?
kai :
no
soobin :
dangit why?
yeonjun :
because when we said you were cute we were talking about sweetness, etc
taehyun :
bitch don't put we i didn't vouch for that
yeonjun :
shut up
soobin :
well i'm glad you think i'm cute
what do you think about me beomgyu?
beomgyu :
when i look at you all i see is an ogre with an alcoholic breath
soobin :
what did i do to deserve this?
beomgyu :
idk maybe throw me water
soobin :
ohh yeah true
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《 Yeonjun and Taehyun's chat 》
yeonjun :
you're going to see..
taehyun :
see what?
yeonjun :
i'll make soobin never drink again
taehyun :
are you that confident?
yeonjun :
hell yeah
taehyun :
let's see it then