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By Mama_nayk_Romanoff

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"??? You broke your phone hitting a building?! Peter The building was in my way! It hit me!" Peter texts Ned... More

A/N
I didn't hit the building, the building hit me
How old are you again?
Meet the French Fri
A Wild Nat Has Appeared
Minecraft 101
What lemons?!?!
FlObBaGe
Named Food is Not for Touching
Language!!!
Don't be suspisous
~Author's Note~
Flip Dem Tables
Chaos is the Only Way to Play
I Think He's Dead In There
The Story of the Century
Family.... Haven't Heard That in a Long Time
Have A EAP Christmas!
The Meeting Everyone's SUPPOSED to be On
Is it Just Me.... or is SRL Acting Like a Child?
You were WHAT?!?!?!?!
Strangers
A Danger to the Universe
Cap Tries (And Fails) to be a Therapist
The Kid Has Friends? Apparently!
SLeEp?! WhAt'S tHaT?!
The Internship
Tony FREAKING Stark
The Private Chat
ThErE's MoRe?!?!
There's No Escape
HISSSS E M O T I O N S
We Created A Society
What Do You Mean She's a PrINceSs!?!?!
Got a Crush?
I Have Another Aunt?
Minecraft Strikes Again
Names
You Can't Convince Me That Haunting People Isn't Fun
Defenestration and Kidnapping
No Dip Sherlock
~Oh Noes! The Wost Has Happened!
It's On You
Chaos Once Again (What Else Did You Expect)
Questionable Choices
Sweep is for the weak. Ducks are for the stronk.
A Coup of a Coup of a Coup
Tea and ;)s
Extras+Bloopers!

Coffee Makes Me Sad

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By Mama_nayk_Romanoff

Just to let you know, if you're ever reading ShyCourage's book and see anything that looks like it came from here, it's because she came up with the idea and I stol-I mean- borrowed it from her.....

......she... uhhh.... let me?

Yeah

We'll go with that :>




The 1 With All The Weirdos

Lord of the Beans

:(

Anonymous Kid

What's wrong?

I Am Not Your Father

Does he just do that?

Anonymous Kid

Yes

Da Queen

I thought you were supposed to be at a meeting

Lord of the Beans

Yes

But I ran away from it

Anonymous Kid

Why?

Lord of the Beans

Lady is out of town so there was no good coffee there

:(

Lady of the Beans

This is why you should talk to me before selling my coffee making skills

Da Queen

She has a point

Lord of the Beans

I know

:(

I Am Not Your Father

Just make some coffee using a machine

Lord of the Beans

B1 broke the good coffee machine >:(

Anonymous Kid

Use the other one

Lord of the Beans

How dare you suggest such a thing

It should die!

No

Death is too merciful for such an abomination

It deserves to sit in a corner feeling neglected and gathering dust before it's put in a crusher and crushed to millions of tiny pieces

For this one time EVER, I will say, coffee makes me sad

Da Queen

You feel really strongly about this, don't you

Anonymous Kid

You should have seen his earlier rant

I Am Not Your Father

He ranted more than once about coffee?

Anonymous Kid

Yup

Lord of the Beans

No judging >:(

EPG was right

Suffering alone is awful

EPG

Yup

Now get to the meeting

Lord of the Beans

No >:D

Imma makes someone else suffer too

>Lord of the Beans has added ??? to the chat<

Anonymous Kid

:D

The second pirate has returned!

>Anonymous Kid has renamed ??? to X Marks the Hill<

I Am Not Your Father

*gasps*

New person

Anonymous Kid

Not a super new one

X Marks the Hill

NO

NOT ANOTHER ONE

WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!?!

Da Queen

This has happened before?

X Marks the Hill

Everytime they don't want to suffer alone

#Couldn'tSaveHimself

It's a lot

So many times

They hate suffering alone

And yet they will cause so much suffering

BEWARE

GUARD YOUR DOGS AND BELOVED CHICKENS

THE WORLD WILL END IF YOU CONTINUE ON THIS PATH

EPG

......

Lord of the Beans

Time to turn around and walk in the other direction...

Anonymous Kid

That's so mean to Hill

X Marks the Hill

It really is

EPG

LoB

Get to the dumb meeting or you're fired

Lord of the Beans

Oh well

Guess I'm fired

Yay!!! No more paperwork!

No more dealing with nuisances!

I finally have an excuse to retire!

EPG

Get to the dumb meeting or I'll send SRL to convince you to come

X Marks the Hill

That's a hefty threat

Lord of the Beans

And a nuisance I just talked about not dealing with

Anonymous Kid

You should go

She might murder you again

Lord of the Beans

Again?!

I'm supposed to be dead?!

Oh yeah, I forgot....

SRL

...

Lord of the Beans

Ok ok

I'll go

Cya kid

Anonymous Kid

Bai

I Am Not Your Father

Cya

Da Queen

Bye losers

#Couldn'tSaveHimself

Good luck



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