Wattroker's Life~Ongoing

By storyzrok

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Insanity is awesome, just face it.
Annoying things On Wattpad
Types of Awkward People In the Mall
RANT: CLICHÈ MUSLIM LOVE STORIES
The Past
RANT:ONE DIRECTION FAN FICS
Short Islamic Story Competition CLOSED
THE RESULTS ARRRRRE OUT!
THE WINNER ISSSS......
Dimplymuslimah's speech
Wattroker Awards 2014 INTRODUCTION
Wattroker Awards 2014
Grand Supreme No.1 Wattroker Award 2014 Goes To.........
Haters (not a rant)
Things I Love On Wattpad
Do NOT Mess With ME.
LISTEN UP DUDOS
I GOT TAGGED o.0
Annoying Questions Non-Muslims ask Muslim Bearded Men
Stupid Questions Non-Muslims ask Hijabi's
2015!!! A New Start
ASK ANYTHING 'BOUT DA EPIC MEEEEEEEEE
Q/A ABOUT DA EPIC MEEEEEEE
I NEED YOUR HELP!!!
TOP 5 MOST ANNOYING THINGS ABOUT WEARING A HIJAB
TOP 5 PERKS OF WEARING HIJAB
ITS COMPETITION TIME!!!
SUP WATTROKERS!! LETS CLEAR THOSE CLOUDY HEADS!!!
THE WORST THINGS ABOUT BEING AN ASIAN
THE BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING AN ASIAN
Tears Of Grief.
10 Things That Only Harry Potter Fans Get.
EXPLODED BRAIN
Perks of Being A Half/Half
WE WANT PEACE
MUSLIMS?
Our Beloved Nabi Muhammed (S.A.W)
5 CRINGE WORTHY THINGS
THINGS ALL MUSLIMS SHOULD KNOW/DO
SALAAAAAAAAAM AND VERY IMPORTANT NEWS
A NEW TWIST
5 CELBRITIES THATDRIVE ME INSANE
STRENGTH
ANOTHER NEW TWIST
JUST A THINGY MA BOB A N BUT THERES A RANT NEXT SO DONT KILL MOI
HORRIBLE THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN ELAVATORS
#NOMOREBULLYING
Struggles For Lazy Girls
ANNOUCING ONE SHOTS
Greed
ARGUMENTS: What we say/do VS What we actually mean/feel like
British Accent
PROBLEMOS ALL NIQABIS HAVE TO FACE
CONFESSION
5 TYPES OF PEOPLE AT SALES
TYPES OF GIRLS THAT MAKE YOU GO "DAMN, WHICH ONE AM I?"
How To Survive Ramadan in Hot Climates
Desi Problems (Again)
Things Only British People Understand
Things Only Desi Girls Understand
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!!!
The Ultimate Mash Up
Questions and Quite Interesting Answers
Foodie Problems That'll Make You Go, Gah
Okay, I'm sorry, I Pwomise.
Things That Everyone Living in South East Can Relate To
DO NOT READ VERY VERY IMPORTANT
Earthquake
Writers Block: The One Two Punch Approach
Types Of People You'll Probably Bump Into In The Library
Le Totally Valid Reason
Wattroker Awards 2015
To Succeed
#RedefiningMentalHealth
Types Of Asians That'll Make You Face-palm
Hold Up I Just Forgot It's The New Year (Whoops)
Annoucing My Motivation That Probably Won't Last That Long
Types Of People in a Doctor's Waiting Room
Joining the Phandom, Moving and more Joining the Phandom
What it Feels Like To Have No Freakin Wifi
How To Pack a Suitcase
Texting: What We Say VS What We Do
Conversations: What We Say VS What We Mean
Life: What We Plan VS What We Do
Types Of People In Spring Break (Easter Holidays)
Family Outings In Britain
Loosing Connection and the End of Wattroker's Life?
What British Muslims Really Think
Announcement THE MOST HEART BREAKING THING YOU WILL HEAR TODAY
Fan Logic
Annoying Things That The Phandom Do
The Three Stages Of Rapping
Problems Only Ghetto Muslimahs Understand

Excruciatingly Painful Hijabs to look at.

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By storyzrok

1. Camel Hump

Okay sisters, I dunno who da hell started this one. But it looks terrible and anyone who's pretending different is kidding themselves ( #HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallowsRefrence) It's like woah dude, you turned into a camel wtf is all dis about?

And its bloody OBVIOUS when you stuff those big flowery balls under your hijab, and bun higher than the middle is HARAAM you get it HARAAM like, you could get arrested by the Haraam Police for that man. ( check out Smile2jannah on YouTube) It's forbidden so why the hell is you doing it it ain't pretty.

GETS SOME LIVES DUDES.

2. The turban.

Kay, we are MUSLIMAHS, therefore it is FARDH (compulsory) to wear a HIJAB. A freakin turban is not a hijab. We are not seekh men, we are MUSLIMAHS. Geddit? We are NOT seekh men we are MUSLIMAHS. Like when in the hell did you turn into Professor Quirell?

And don't say to yourself "I'm using a hijab to tie up the turban, so it is a hijab" Coz no man, that ain't cool okay?! Hijabs are supposed to cover your head, neck, hair ears, and chest. Turban are just wrapped around your head, so basically you might aswell walk around without one coz it doesn't make a difference.

GEDDIT?!

3. Baby scarfs.

Okay I've spotted some 18 year old sisters wearing scarfs for 5 year olds. LIKE WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!

In the hijab shops, there are LOADS of sizes, you go buy your one. And if you can't tell ask. Just don't, don't use your little sisters. For the love of god.

4. Light bulbs hijabis

This is more of a hijabi rant thing. If your gonna wear the hijab. Wear it all the time (in public) not like, okay, imma put it on for Geography and take it off for History because I wanna show of to the people in History theyre so cool Yada Yada Yada.

It is not a light bulb, you can't put in on when you like and take it off when you like. Hijab comes with responsibility, but in return for wearing the hijab, you gt respect, and reward in the hear after.

5. Folded Laundry

Some people *cough everyone cough* do layers with their hijab, and let me tell ya I do, I do two layers, and thats it. But some mentally ill people do like 1000000000 layers, thick thick thick layers, and sorry to break the news, BUT IT LOOKS TERRIBLE.

It looks like you have a pile of folded laundry on your head. Seriously unwrap a few, don't go round looking like a cocooned catterpillar.

6. Mr Tumble.

Okay if your British you'll get why I called this Mr Tumble.

Some girls have like a billion and five pins stuck in their hijabs, you know those needle like ones wih the coloured ball on the end, yeah, those.

But the thing is, all we see on your hijab is a billion and five randomly coloured, randomly placed balls. WTH?!

You seriously look like Mr Frikin tumble walking with a hijab on like that.

One pin is enough, if not use more, but not unnecessary pins. Dude, chill.

Okay I'm done here, comment the bad hijab styles below. I'd love to have a laugh.

Luv yaa

Storyzrok

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