Alex POV
You would think that Venoms thoughts would be very deep and meaningful considering she was sent to earth to kill and destroy humans.
But no.
It's worse.
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I was putting my hair up quickly because it was getting in the way of my face.
As y/n put her long silky blond hair into a messy bun she thought about her one true love-
I swear to the gods above if you try to turn my life into a fucking y/n story again I will end you
Oh come on
It would have a good ending
NO
it makes me have a headache
Sucks for you
*screams inside*
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...
baby shark doo doo doo
Baby shark doo doo doo
Baby shark doo doo doo
Babyyy shark
*inhale*
Mommy shark doo doo doo
Mommy shark doo doo doo
Mommy shark doo doo doo
Mommy shark
*Big inhale*
DADDY SHARK DOO DOO DOO
DADDY SHARK DOO DOO DOO
DADDY SHARK DOO DOO DOO
DADDY SHARK-
OH MY FUCKING GODS I JUST WANT SLEEP
.......
GrAnDmA sHaRk Doo DoO dOo
KILL ME NOW
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Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away
Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away
In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away
Wee heeheehee weeoh aweem away
Near the village, the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village, the quiet village
The lion sleeps tonight
Wee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away
Rrr, la la la weeoh aweem away
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a Half-shell Turtle Power
Here we go
It's the lean, green, ninja team
On the scene, cool teens doin' ninja things
So extreme, out the sewer, like laser beams
Get rocked with the Shell-shocked Pizza KingsCan't stop these radical dudes
The secret of the ooze made the chosen few
Emerge from the shadows, to make their moves
The good guys win and the bad guys lose
Leonardo's the leader in blue
Does anything it takes to get his ninjas through
Donatello is a fellow, has a way with machines
Raphael has the most attitude on the team
Michelangelo, he's one of a kind
And you know just where to find him when it's party time
Master Splinter taught them every single skill they need
To be one lean, mean, green, incredible team
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
HEROS IN A HALF SHELL TURTLE POWER
How do you even know that
Nate watched it once
How do you remember that
Because I do
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I can literally make you stand up and jump out of a window right now
I'm in the middle of school what-
You would have no control
No-
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Can our super suit have a tue tue
Yes
FUCK YA
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Ting tang walla walla bing bang
*kazoo noises*
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Dora scares me
We have literally fought a Dude in a rino suit with guns and a fucking vulture dude and your scared of Dora the fucking explorer
And the Oompa Loompas
What-
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Can we get a dog
We have two chickens a robot rat why a dog
The place feels one spices short
Not today
ITS NOT A NO
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Technically I could jump off a building and you would save me
Alex no
Alex yes
A/n
Wow I updated on Saturday
Fun
Also I got my braces messed around with again and pain is all I know
Also I'm watching Daredevil now
Be excited because when I finish it I MIGHT include more of the characters
When I introduced Matt I had only watched one episode but now I will watch more and hopefully it will be better
Yay
-Author