"Damnit get us out of here!"
"Sir the warp engines aren't working!"
"THEN GET THEM WORKING!"
"Sir shields are at 50%"
"Reroute power from the torpedo launchers to the forward shields, activate the ablative armor, and turn on the multi-spatial force field!"
"Sir we don't have enough power!"
"Reroute power from the secondary warp core from lights and impulse to the force field!"
"Shields at 30%!"
"Do it"
"But sir it's too risky! Transwarp could tear the ship apart without the shields at even 50!"
"Reroute power from the phasers and get us the hell outta here!"
"Yes sir!"
*Warp 34 noises*
"Sir structural integrity is down to 70%"
"We just have to run far enough to where the Borg can't find us"
"Sir structural integrity is at 60 and declining"
*BOOM*
sparks fly across the bridge as a Borg Cube is spotted to port, firing phasers at them
"This is the worst possible situation we could be in. We never should have offered to operate Argo's ship for him!"
Meanwhile, on Terralysium
"Just 2 more days until I'm sent back to the front lines, huh... I wonder what's happening over there. LCARS, patch me in with McDowell"
"Hey cap- oh dear ah shit. I'm on my way"
"No Argo don't!"
"No captain I'm beaming you all out. Now!"
The Captain disappeared in the transporter's light, as well as the rest of the bridge crew, as Argo spore jumped to his ship and dropped out of trans-warp
"Wait a minute... deja-vu moment. Wait this is a dream! No don't send me back there, don't..."
Argo spots a black hole
"CRAP! LCARS SEND A MESSAGE TO HQ, THIS IS THE ARGO, BEING SUCKED INTO A BLACK HOLE SUCKS! CRAPCRAPCRAP FULL WARP! HOW THE HELL DID CERRITOS ESCAPE ONE!"
Argo watches from a 3rd person perspective as he and his ship get sucked into the black hole, and then is launched at another earth
"Argo, are you okay?"
"Nani?"
"Argo, wake up, wake up!"
He blacks out from his dream and opens his eyes to his quarters, and Whisky sitting on his bed, trying to wake him up, as well as his cheek stinging
"Oh good, you're finally awake. Were you having the nightmare again?"
"Mhm... this time I was vacationing on Terralysium"
"Anyway, we've got work to do"
"Like what?" Argo replied, as he sat up
"They wanna 'check out your skills' or something, I don't know why they would want to do that to a spaceship given their technology, but In the meantime I'm gonna be running diagnostics on systems to get them battle ready"
"Alright then, lemme get dressed out of this stiff as hell uniform"
"Ok." Whisky disappears like a ghost as Argo gets up and changes
"That's more like it. Off to the firing range!"
He makes a spore jump to the firing range, right in front of Belfast, scaring her
"Ahh!"
"Sorry, didn't mean to"
"A- anyway... we've set up targets to test your attack abilities"
"Ok. This would be too easy as a Yorktown, " Argo's ship disappears in the blue flash of wisdom cubes, and his riggings form as 3, 14 inch guns, a flight deck, 4 Box Missile Launchers, and 4 quintuple torpedo launchers under his arms, "Argo, online!"
"Impressive, but let's see if you can walk the talk! Open fire!"
"Ok tsundere washboard princess" Argo opens fire on the farthest target, beyond visual range, and scores around the bullseye, "fire control radar moment"
"Holy-"
"Not even Eagle Union or siren ships could hit that!"
"I told you. Fire control moment"
"Uh, torpedo test now"
"Salvo away!"
15 streaks in the water start barreling towards a dinghy boat, and as it starts moving, the torpedoes change direction
"Interesting"
Suddenly, the streaks disappeared
"Huh? Where did his torpedoes go?"
"Watch and learn!" As soon as Argo finished his sentence, the 15 torpedoes exploded under and around the dinghy, vaporizing it
Meanwhile, someone was watching from afar. "Wow! So much raw power at his disposal... I will make him mine!"
*anti yandere sense tingling* "Crusaders away!"
"Wait we haven't started the aircraft test yet!"
"Doy I know you're there! Or should I say, Duke of York!"
"Oh crap! Gotta run!" York thought
"Skill activation, Aleutian Island Defense!"
Author's note: 1, from now on I will be referred to as either Schriftsteller or Autor, 2nd... well there is no 2nd note
"Anyway, all fighters, Alpha Strike! And godspeed!"
"(Why is he talking to his fighters? Wait... is that someone in the cockpit?)" Belfast thought, as she saw the silhouette of a man salute to Argo's orders
The Crusaders took off with godly levels of acceleration, reaching Mach 69 within 4.20 seconds, then slowing down to Mach 6 because their frames couldn't withstand the speed in the atmosphere and some had their wings torn off
"Uhhhh, just a minor setback"
The Crusaders instantly release their bombs, as the kinetic energy would carry them far enough. Dace was in the area of the other ship, which subsequently was 50 miles away, watching, and then as she saw multiple streaks of brownish-green, some went into the ship and didn't come out, and others just cleared straight through. It was still for a second, then quickly erupted into a large pillar of fire and explosions. It was clear that the bombs had hit the ammo storage. The ship's bow and stern were blown off and it started flooding.
"Dace report in"
"It's a hit ma'am!"
Another wall of streaks came under the water. It was more bombs, but instead of exploding on impact, these had proximity fuses. The momentum from the speed of the Crusaders that launched them had carried it all the way to the ship. The wall made it's way to the ship, then detonated, sending it into the air and flexing the hull. It came down with a terrible sound of creaks and a large splash. When the water cleared, it had split in half. The ship was split into 4 parts, each making their way down to the ocean...
"Well, now we can't raise it again for more target practice..."
"Target destroyed!"
"Air defense then"
"Doolittle mail delivery! Bombs away!"
Argo's CIWS activates and they tear off the planes' wings, and as the bombs fall, his SeaRAMs start opening fire
*PSSHHHHHHHHH*
*PSSSHHHHHHHH*
*PSHHHHHHHHHH*
"They're like Ironblood rockets, but smaller!"
Hornet started launching SBDs and Wildcats, and Argo started turning his turrets towards the planes. Watching this happen, Hornet ordered to take evasive action
"What's he gonna do with his main guns?"
The planes got extremely close, as Argo's 14 inch main guns reached an ungodly elevation of 100 degrees, tracking the planes all the way until after they passed. The bombs dropped and machine guns fired, as the CIWS handled the bombs...
*BRRRRRRRRRT*
*BOOM*
*PSHHH PSSHHH PSHHHHH*
* BOOM BOOM BOOM*
*wwwrrrrrrRrRrRRrRRrRRRRRRRRRRRPRRRRRRRRRRRR*
"FIRE!"
*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM*
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... ... ...
"Did he just... fire lasers from his main guns?"
...
............
"THAT'S SO COOL!" Cleveland exclaimed, with stars in her eyes
"Actually it's a high concentration of gamma radiation which is so dense that is looks like a laser... but think what you'd like"
"Anti air rank: SSR+!"
Timeskip brought to you by Argo
"Remember [REDACTED]... dying is gay... But it's not gay if it's with the homies"
Back to our regularly scheduled chapter
"Well, that's all the tests, you got an SSR+ on every single one"
"Well, technology changes and evolves"
"It sure does"
"So that's why it's important to remember this phrase: Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger... But at some point it will come back to bite you in the ass and kill you anyway. I should have phrased that better, shouldn't have I"
"Mhm"
Suddenly! Oklahoma is spotted running to the shooting range
"Belfast! We have a problem!"
"What is it?"
"It's Hornet's fleet!"
"To the briefing room!" Argo exclaimed as he transported everyone there
"Oh god!"
"AHHH!"
"Are we... dead?"
"No you idiots it's called a transporter"
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... ...
... ... ...
"How dare you call the queen an idiot!"
"So what? It's the truth"
Enterprise was spotted running out to the bay. Cleveland followed suit, along with Laffey and Javelin
"They're already taking action..."
"Meh, I might as well tag along"
"Wait what no you can't go!"
"Too bad lol"
Argo spore jumps to their location and proceeds to fly behind them, stealthily
"I sure wish we had backup..."
"That's why we're here!" Javelin exclaimed
"Mhm... Zzzz... Zzzz..."
"Laffey don't fall asleep. Now's not the time."
"Kyaaa!"
"Oh did I scare you?"
"And so the teleportation strikes again"
"Aaaaaanyway, I tagged along because I thought you would need some help. So I'm gonna use my WW3 riggings for now"
His riggings burst into wisdom cubes, and he started falling, but before he hit the water his riggings came back
"D-d-d-d-d-Dora, d-d-d-d-d-deported!"
"Huh?"
"What?"
"What did yo-"
"Hornet!"
"Saved by the fleet"
Argo summoned his ship and swung to port, with his guns facing towards starboard
"Fire!"
*BOOM BOOM BOOM*
*BOOM BOOM BOOM*
*BOOM BOOM BOOM*
"Reloading!"
"So he's the ship boy!"
"That's right Eugen! Firing again!"
Prinz Eugen blinked, and Argo's ship disappeared, but the shells still impacted
"What! Where did he go!"
She blinked again and this time Argo was gone, but she felt someone behind her, and saw a shadow
"Schiße"
"Say goodbye! Definitely gonna tell a lie, and hurt you!"
Argo swung his sword down on Eugen's rigging, and the cut was clean.
"Open fire on his flying ship!"
"As if that's gonna happen"
Every shot that was fired at him either bounced, crumpled, or was vaporized by the force of the impact against his shields
"Told ya"
Lolol cliffhanger
This was decently long as I wanted to improve the length of my writing, the first 2 chapters were too short, and you get the idea. Please give advice in the comments or in my conversations.
This is Schriftsteller, signing off