(Got this idea from a request from @stoopid_hot_chik. It's not exactly what they asked for but ig this works?)
Yuuji Itadori
-very nervous, but also very talkative
-bitch could talk forever and no one would be bothered, at all
-"There was this one time we got lost in a pri-- I mean the mall with my friends and their dogs were able to bring us home. Or maybe he knew the place, I don't know. But the doggos are cute!!"
-Your parents would never assume that you're dating because of how nice the mf is
-"Oh by the way, are you going to tell them? That we're dating?"
-He either said this before meeting or right in front of them
-"Your parents are nice..."
-Your parents after the visit either gushed at how they wanted to adopt him or teased you for bringing over a guy 'friend'
Megumi Fushigirou
-he's so stressed and panicked that he almost stood them up but you were there to calm him down
-"Just give me a moment, I need to calm down." He said, hyperventilating as you just stared at him
-He's probably very very silent, only answering questions, mostly lying about parents, school, job, and some stuff
-"I don't have parents, unless you count my cousin as one."
-His hands are shaking under the table, hold them for me will ya? It's gonna calm him down
-Your parents definitely know there's a thing between you right off the bat
-"You're probably not used to meeting your friend's parents. Relax, you're a guest."
-He calms down eventually and starts casual talk, but he's mostly a listener
-"I don't wanna meet your parents again please.... It's too much for me to handle."
Nobara Kugasaki
-You're best friends since kindergarten so they probably knew her before
-"Oh Nobara!!! You grew up so fast! It's like you were only children yesterday."
-She's a cheeky little bitch and casually talk smack or tea while with your parents
-"Yes Mr. (L/N), that asshole really wore M Y skirt and he's the fucking teacher. He should be in jail for being such a pervert!"
-"Ms. (L/N) did you know that the barista in the coffee shop's dating my other teacher? Didn't know, but they're such a cute couple!!"
-They absolutely love her, they treat her like a daughter
-They made her your 'mommy' and parent number 3
-"Ma'am she's doing fine. 3 full meals a day, 9 hours of sleep, and exercise."
Maki Zenin
-They liked how she came from a prestigious family but acted like a normie.
-"I hate my relatives honestly, except my younger cousin. They're real assholes and trust me, even if they're rich I'd trade them for anyone else."
-Regards her more as a friend since she's more of the "we're just friends" type
-prefers your father better (or your mother if she's similar to Maki)
-No nervousness at all, confident that your parents would like her.
Toge Inumaki
-"Don't be shy son, we're not gonna hurt you."
-Like he has a choice
_Visibly shaking in nervousness while holding your hand and sweating bullets
-"H-hi..." stutters while bowing slowly
-Your parents find him so so adorable and can't help but spoil him
-"Your friend is really quiet. Is he always like this?"
-"Yeah, he has a speech impediment so he uses sign language. He's sort of self-conscious of how he sounds."
-Toge teary-eyed thumbs up while eating the food
-"Don't worry hun, I used sign language in my old job back in the day."
-Your dork of a dad proceeds to sign wrong while everyone sweat drops while he's shaking trying not to laugh
-The funniest first meeting ever.
Yuuta Okkotsu
-He's gonna faint at any moment with how your parents stare at him
-"This is too much eye contact for me... I feel like they're gonna kill me."
-Because of Rika the vibes are slightly off, but also because Yuuta is nervous as hell
-The dinner all throughout was the most awkward thing in the world
-Not much said and questions would be answered promptly
-Honestly a 'waste of time' said by your parents
-"Thanks for the dinner... See you another time."
-Everything is awkward, from the very start to the very end.
-"That was so awkward, I don't think I'll be able to ask them your hand in marriage O^O."
Gojo Satorou
-Dudes being dudes and wives being wives
-"Man, your colleague's such a drag. Imagine being a guy and not wanting to stay up until 12."
-"Quiet down now dear, some people are just very different when they don't get enough sleep."
-You and Gojo as a couple are mirrors of your very own parents
-Gentle dear x Chaotic Shit
-Entertaining, funny and overall enjoyable.
-"Have a shot, Gojo!" "Oh no sir! I don't drink alcohol."
-Silence
-"You what?"
Geto Suguru
-"My goodness (Y/N) how did you manage to score a man like this?"
-Geto's a ladies man like Gojo, so he immediately charmed your mother while your dad
-"Hands off! She's my woman!!"
-"Don't be like that dear! He's a guest."
-"Sir, I only have eyes for your daughter. No need to see me as a threat."
-It's just your dad glaring at Geto while he casually talks with your mom
-"So, when's the wedding?"
-"MOM!!!"
-"Like hell I would allow that!!"
-Geto just laughs before kissing your cheek.
-"Don't worry Ms. (L/N), we're still thinking about it. No need to rush."
-"I want grandbabies already!!"
-Geto was plastering on his playboy personality while dying in the inside from being too flustered, and nervous
Nanami Kento
-He brought their favorite red wine to the dinner. Which he brought as a gift rather than a bribe but your parents bought it as a bribe and did not look back
-"My, your husband has good taste."
-"Mom, he's not my husband."
-"Yet."
-You're just staring at how easily your parents agreed to Nanami as a husband, completely ignoring the fact that you're still dating/ friends.
-"Ma'am, sir. I assure you we're still not ready for that kind of relationship--."
-"No no, we can wait. Just not when we're in our graves okay??"
-You're just staring at Nanami with a redder than red face while he just chuckles, a tint of blush on his cheeks
-After just some more casual talk he just leans in and starts bullying you now.
-"Say dear, you don't mind getting married now, would you?" He just says that while caressing your thigh while saying it loud enough for everyone on the table to hear.
-"I--."
-"There's no pressure now darling... Just a little question, whatever you say won't affect us."
-Like fucking hell it wouldn't you're sure enough that you'll get railed if you say either yes or not.
-"I don't mind, but right now is just too sudden for me." You said while covering your burning face while your parents just laughed at your embarrassment.
-"Now don't hide that beautiful face from me--."
-"Stop! I'm gonna faint from all of this. It's too much!!!"
Junpei Yoshino
-What parents?
-"So uhh... Why are we at a cemetery?"
-"Oh yeah, my parents are here. I live alone.."
-Yeah that sums it up
-Bonus points for doing a seance as well XD
Ryoumen Sukuna
-They just stared in disbelief because how the fuck--
-"Uhh... You were courting Master Sukuna??"
-"No, I already married her."
-Your parents just looked at each other before smiling fakely
-"Why, isn't that a surprise... I never thought my daughter would be married off, let alone to the most powerful king in all of Hida." Your father said as Sukuna's grip around you tightens slight and he clicks his tongue.
-"I'm only here to accompany her when she takes her stuff back to my palace. If ever she had left anything else and requests for it be sure to return it to the palace."
-"Sukuna... There's no need--."
-"No, my queen. They shall do whatever you ask. You are Queen after all."
Kamo Noritoshi
-"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SCORE A RICH KID LIKE THIS AND WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!?!?"
-Your mom shook you from your collar as your father is apologizing profusely.
-"My wife is sort of a quick fuse, she doesn't like being notified on late notice."
-"I COULD'VE COOKED BETTER FOOD!!"
-"I-it's fine, Ms. (L/N) I'm sure it's good."
-It is good, even if she cooks half assed or half-asleep sometimes.
-But food is food and he likes it.
-"I'm no expert at food, but this is good."
-"See? There's no problem."
-"Nori-senpai's a picky eater too, so when he says it's good its really good."
-Most of the time spent was talking about food
-Your father and Kamo were also talking about literature as well, since your father's a Literature major.