Dumb Jokes For People like you

By Pottermoody

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The title says it all. Btw none of these jokes are originally mine. Idk if you will find it funny but uh, giv... More

Dollar or Quarter?
Speeding
Wonderful husband
ALLLLEEE OOOP!!!
Holy Cow!
The End is Near
Kidding Around
Hunting Camp
Aarrrrgh!!!
Man Overboard
Seafood for Though
All Bottled Up
Drink Up
At Your Service
Just Teasing
Family Matters
That Chiseled Look
Slow Poke
Watch Out Below
Practicing Her Backhand
Let Her
Late Notice
Caught In The Web
Last Laugh
Just Wondering
Why Though?
Man Up
Weighty Matter
Shifting Priorities
Doctor, Doctor
Take That!!!
Motherly Love
Picture This
Marriage Go Round
Kid's Logic
On The Fly
Funny Farm
Case History
Diet Tribe
..........
Poor thing

Birthday Boy

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By Pottermoody

I was administering an achievement test to David, a precocious six-year-old, and I began by asking him when his birthday was.

"February 20," was his quick response.

Next I asked him, "What year, David?"

He looked at me quizzically at first and then hit upon the obvious answer. "Every year," he said.

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