(Most of y'all are probably good with basics, but what if you wanted to learn more?)
Yuuji Itadori
-He sucks at teaching, but he'll help you with it a bit
-He'll probably just teach you more basics
-"Prefer to say this instead, because it's short and easier to pronounce."
-Focuses more on informal Japanese words
-He offered to teach you
-"Hey, you got it! You accent may be obvious but I bet we can understand you well. Right Sukuna?"
-Sukuna just rolls his eyes and grunts, like a grumpy grandpa reading the daily newspaper
-Also teaches you by movies, stopping at a scene with a difficult line and he'll help you translate and pronounce it or quizzing you on what it means.
-Does it pay off? Yes.
-Do you enjoy it? Absolutely
Megumi Fushigirou
-Will start from the very beginning, which is annoying
-"It's not 'ka' it's 'kai'. Because--."
-Very very strict, it's not enjoyable, unless you're into it of course
-Focuses on Japanese fundamentals and grammar, he's very particular on it.
-"Your grammar is off again. God, you sound like a kindergartener."
-Get way to tense and angry, it probably stresses him out
-Does it pay off? Yes
-Do you enjoy it? No, he just reminds you of your language teach that would punish you for not speaking your language during class.
Nobara Kugasaki
-She doesn't know where to start tbh
-She's not exactly the teacher type, more like the learning
-"I don't teach. I'm a terrible teacher, but I can help you with some basics?"
-She teaches you two different vocabulary; city and country
-Also taught you what to say in dangerous situations, like a stalker or a groper on the train
-"It's either you say 'chikan' or I punch them. Good cause either way."
-Does it pay off? Definitely, you learnt two lingos
-Do you enjoy it?" Of course, it's Nobara after all
-Will buy you gifts if you pass her 'exams'
Maki Zenin
-Is like Megumi, but not as strict
-Starts from basic phrases and words instead of like, the very start
-Will also help you learn how to read Japanese in the process
-Textbook type of teacher, so she bought like 3 of those exercise books
-"You're a fast learner and have a nice penmanship. Maybe if you could write love letters to me, that would be nice."
-That was a joke but you took that too seriously
-Likes your handwriting and will critique on your grammar, but commends your hard work
-"Make sure you satisfy grammar before 5-7-5 format of a haiku. It made me stay up all night wondering what you meant."
-Does it pay off? Yeah
-Do you enjoy it? Yeah, but it probably won't stretch out too far since she'll just leave you be when she thinks you're good enough on your own
Toge Inumaki
-It all starts with food my friend
-Mostly teaches you by writing it in romaji for the sake of your pronunciation
-Will clap and nod his head when you get it right
-If you don't get the wording right he'll just giggle
-But the first words taught by you were food XD
-He just bought a pack of sushi and takoyaki and will feed you one if you get it right, if you don't he'll eat it right in front of you
-"Gambare~."
-Does it pay off? Yes
-Do you enjoy it? The food yes, watching him eat the food without feeding you, no XD
Yuuta Okkotsu
-Why can't all teachers be like him?
-He's gentle and calm with the teaching process, giving you breaks every now and then
-"Go drink some water, your voice is getting dry. We'll get back to the lesson in a bit."
-Will also learn with you along the way
-"I can't believe I've been mispronouncing that."
-Pats your head when you feel upset about getting a mistake
-Does it pay off? DEFINITELY 100% WILL GO BACK AGAIN
-Do you enjoy it? Bitch, he acts like a gentle dad
Gojo Satorou
-I do not trust this man with teaching me Japanese at all
-He may be an expert, but trust me he's a fucking troll
-Purposely teaches you the wrong things, but you knew how wrong he was
-"Oh come on, just say it! It's nothing weird, totally."
-The only thing he teaches you is reading
-Because this mf mutters so loud while reading something that you just had to learn based on what he's reading.
-If you read something wrong you get a forehead flick, to a point it might bleed.
-Does it pay off? Yes and no, inefficient way of learning
-Do you enjoy it? Absolutely N O T
Geto Suguru
-There are reasons why you should and should not take lessons from him
-He's a really good teacher, will even teach you the ancient variety of Japanese
-He'll go from basics to formal and then boom, you know how to read ancient texts
-But, he will tease you for every mispronunciation ever.
-Will nudge you and say the mispronunciation during a really serious situation just to crack you up
-Will tease you while reading something out loud just to hear a little 'sound' out of you
-Definitely distracts you as well, either funny faces or neck kisses and groping
-Does it pay off? Yes
-Do you enjoy it? Of course ;)
Nanami Kento
-He's like Yuuta but more serious
-Don't look at me like that, I know most of y'all have a thing for Aizawa at least.
-Will teach you formal Japanese, as well as help you write in formal Japanese
-He is very experienced after all
-"It's preferable to use 'yoroshiku onegai shimasu' rather than 'yoroshikune' in a formal setting, but if you meet someone new outside of work, you can use either."
-Smiles at you when you finish the lesson with perfect or close to perfect score
-Sometimes he just quizzes you out of nowhere while you lie down on the bed.
-Does it pay off? 110/10
-Do you enjoy it? Bitch it's Nanami Kento, of course
Junpei Yoshino
-He's so nervous istg
-Scared to teach you some things, especially Japanese chants
-"K-k-kokuri-san! K-k-kokuri-san?!?"
-Stutters
-Teaches you by story telling, and he's really good at it.
-He stops stuttering by then and it's entertaining
-He could be a pre-school teacher and I would not mind at all
-Does it pay off? Not so much
-Do you enjoy it? Have you seen Junpei being excited and happy?!?!? HELL YES
Ryoumen Sukuna
-Oh this guy? Yeah he's not gonna teach you
-Kidding! He is gonna teach you starting from kanji writing
-"I know it's boring, but you will learn a lot from this--. Don't ask."
-And then he accidentally teaches you ancient Japanese
-Then he teaches you how to make prayers, spells, new techniques--
-"How come Sukuna teaches you things and not me?!?! I'm his vessel!"
-"Because you're too dumb to comprehend this shit. I haven't slept in weeks Yuuji!!"
-When Sukuna meant you're not gonna get any sleep, he meant it. Literally
-But it's worth it, you get to use just a piece of paper with one kanji character in it to defeat a special grade curse
-Watches you from afar, clapping before sipping wine.
-"Now that's how it's done fools. Look at my girl go."
-Does it pay off? 100,000/10
-Do you enjoy it? Ii mean, you get to show off and he gets to show off so yes
Kamo Noritoshi
-Now this is the guy you should go to for lessons and lessons only
-Just ask him straight up.
-"Of course, it would be my pleasure."
-He will actually teach you from the very start, basic reading, words then going to informal and formal, customs and it extends on
-Free ASMR
-Why do I have a feeling that learning other languages is your bonding time?
-It pays off 10 x 10 to the power of 15
-But the enjoyment might be 0