i wake up and i'm being carried out of my room by an unknown masked figure
i try and try to struggle but then i'm suddenly punched in the face and knocked out
when i wake up in a dark crusty musty rusty dusty sus smelly basement
i try to lift my hands so i can put my blonde hair into a messy bun but i see that my hands are tied to the chair i'm sitting on
"hello?" is anyone here?" i ask
maybe if i ask loud enough my saviour bucky boo will save me
"SILENCE" i hear someone growl
i look over and see steve lurking in the corner
"s- s- s- s- s- s- s- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- st- ste- ste- ste- ste- steve????" i say
"i though that bucky boo and i killed u"
he growls
"you can't kill me, i'm the immortal wolf king"
he lets out an ear piercing growl
i don't know what to do so i sit there and wait for him to talk
"because you hurt me i am going to hurt you too"
"duo, bring out the weapon"
"w- w- w- w- w- who's duo?" i ask
before he can respond i see a large green owl emerge from the doorframe
"hola. comment ca va?"
"NOOO" i scream "PLEASEE IVE ALWAYS DONE MY SPANISH LESSONS I PROMISE"
"oh no baby gorl. duo isn't the one who's gonna hurt u. he is"
and then suddenly a shorter figure emerges from behind duo.
"harry styles?"
"ello love. it's a lovely day innit"
"what's harry styles gonna do to me?"
"you'll see" steve says
before i can say something else harry styles starts singing
"hEy soul sister"
"NOOOOO NOT SOUL SISTER"
but no matter how many times i protest harry styles continues singing
there are golden glitter tears streaming down my face but then suddenly i hear a thud and see duo on the ground
and bucky is standing behind him, nerf gun in hand
"BUCKY BOO"
"hang on tight spider monkey. i'm gonna save you" he says
harry styles runs away at the sight of bucky but steve stays and bars his wolfy fangs at him
"growl. you'll never defeat me. i'm the wolf
king"
"we'll see about that" bucky boo says
then suddenly, bucky pounces on steve and i see then claw at each other
bucky boo pulls out his nerf gun and points it at steve
"i want you to leave right now" bucky says
i see steve whimper and nod
"and never ever touch my baby girl ever again"
and with that steve runs away through the open window and bucky unties me
"oh thank you bucky boo" i say
"anything for you my play-doh"
we get in his honda and start driving
"bucky i'm hungry" i say
"of course baby gorl. what do u want to eat?" he asks. i love how loving he is
"i want mcdonalds"
"sure baby gorl"
and then we head to the nearest mcdonald's