big balls johnson: what's up morons, i'm out of the hospital
dead man: that's a little aggressive i feel like
Strire Daits: you were in the hospital for 2 months?
big balls johnson: shhhh
Ogres are like onions: he was begging me to suck him off
Star Finger: Strire Daits: you were in the hospital for 2 months?
You're welcome
big balls johnson: i was not begging you to suck me off tf???
Ogres are like onions: you sure?
big balls johnson: ...
big balls johnson: it was only once
kiss my hair: koichi's been begging me to suck him off too
dead man: i need you
Yukako <3: >:((((
trash can: im going to assume and hope you didn't suck him off
dead man: he did it was great
kiss my hair: no i didn't you shitbag
dead man: lying?? shawshee
David Bowie: What the fuck is shawshee?
big balls johnson: oh you don't know???
baseball: why are we talking about oral sex im only a kid
ZA HANDO: still the same height as koichi
dead man: hey >:(
dead man changed their name to josuke's secret admirer
kiss my hair: koichi buddy, it's not very secret if you tell everyone
big balls johnson: koichi has a sigma male grindset you have to respect it
trash can: how so?
big balls johnson: no matter how many times your crush rejects you, continue to beg them to fuck you
furg: I think that's the mindset of a rapist
Ogres are like onions: more the mindset of an incel
kiss my hair: kira lmao
David Bowie: Cocksucker.
josuke's secret admirer: he sucks my cock
kiss my hair muted josuke's secret admirer
trash can: praise the lord
Jona: hello everyone
my dad's gay: hiiiiii
idont<3jolyne: is your dad actually gay
frog rain: lmao is that even a question you have to ask
my dad's gay: how about we ask him
my dad's gay: yo @Star Finger u gay?
Star Finger: absolutely not
SMACK: 🧢
COCKyoin: i feel i should've been informed of this sooner
Ogres are like onions: 🐍
COCKyoin: fuck off
Ogres are like onions: oh look out, prince harry's had a couple drinks and now he thinks he's hard
COCKyoin: i am hard
Ogres are like onions: what, so brown-nosing everyone is just an act is it
COCKyoin: i don't brown-nose anyone
big balls johnson: you do a bit
COCKyoin: good manners cost nothing
Jona: stop fighting >:(
Chad with a gun: we don't talk about bruno no no no
oreng: weee dontr ralktalk aboout brueunoooooo
Mama Bear: ????
Mama Bear: what did i do?
Star Finger: it's a movie, ignore them
Chad with a gun: yeah but... is it thoug
oreng: ekssactlyk whatt ive been sayijgnting
SMACK: it literally is a film wtf
Star Finger: A BAD ONE
Ogres are like onions: capssss
big balls johnson: i thought you weren't gonna do this anymore
COCKyoin: wait jojo you don't like it?
Star Finger: YOU HAVE FORCED ME TO WATCH IT
Star Finger: TWENTY TWO TIMES
Star Finger: AND YES I COUNTED
Star Finger: I DONT CARE WHY WE DONT TALK ABOUT BRUNO NO NO NO
Star Finger: OR HOW DRIPPY THE PRESSURE IS
big balls johnson: 'drippy' lol
Mama Bear: wait what did i do
Star Finger: PLEASE CAN WE WATCH SOMETHING DIFFERENT
DIO: like hamilton
Ice Ice Baby: or the greatest showman
DIO: both at the same time
Star Finger: NOOOOOOOO
DIO changed Star Finger's name to Anal-ander Cramiton
Anal-ander Cramilton: NO
COCKyoin: wait so you don't want every encanto song played at the same time at our wedding?
Anal-ander Cramilton: DO I LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER WHO WOULD
Anal-ander Cramilton left the chat
DIO: far too much cramming
French: bro that fucking name im dying xd
DIO: did you just unironically say xd
French: yeh and?
DIO: you sicken me
DIO: prepare to hold a fat l
French: no..?
DIO: a fucking sickeningly huge l is coming your way
French: right what exactly does that entail
DIO: oh so many fucking things bro
DIO: just- absolutely despicable amounts of things
whop nea nea: ignore him polnareff he aint gon do shit
Ice Ice Baby: :)
whop nea nea: :(
dogchamp: dio sus
DIO: wtf did you just say
frog rain: pretty clear no? He said dio sus
DIO: well i wasn't expecting to kill another dog
Jona: >:(
big balls johnson: you won't no balls
trash can: wait is koichi still muted?
trash can: that's a record
ZA HANDO: i thought yukako was force feeding him oatmeal
kiss my hair: yeah, jona hasn't noticed that i muted him yet
my dad's gay: >:)
kiss my hair: what's that for
my dad's gay: @Jona
my dad's gay: @Jona
my dad's gay: @Jona
Ogres are like onions: new member of the snake club??
big balls johnson: bruh all those options and you chose snake club
Ogres are like onions: oh yeah why don't you give them one
big balls johnson: idk the vile vyperz
French: pfffft ahahahahahaha
COCKyoin: that's literally the worst thing i've ever read
DIO: how i feel about ur mom
Jona: wait who @ed me?
my dad's gay: meeeee
Jona: oh why
kiss my hair: no reason
kiss my hair: she did it for no reason
Jona: oh josuke muted koichi 🤔
kiss my hair: jolyne wtf 😬
Jona unmuted josuke's secret admirer
Jona: there you go <)
kiss my hair: shiiii
josuke's secret admirer: joooooosuke ;)
kiss my hair: so sus
trash can: ✋ 🙄
Jona: i dont get a thank you? :(
DIO: nah of course you dont ya little bitch
whop nea nea: dio is being aggressive today
David Bowie: What and he isn't normally?
whop nea nea: *especially aggressive
DIO: gonna cry?
Chad with a gun: ur mom's gonna cry
LisaLisa: it just devolves even more every single time someone messages
oreng: gufo!!!!!!!!1!!
furg: ...
furg: i prefer furg
oreng: shutu theedebd fucuck uppp
oreng: lisetend tot thisis impshirisortant thing im gojdnrnna say
Ih8giorno: lisalisa was right about this chat devolving
Ih8giorno: although i think it was specifically narancia's grammar
big balls johnson: phat. ass. cheeks.
Ih8giorno: ...
LisaLisa: no it was the whole chat
furg: aaaanyway narancia, what do you want?
oreng: missjta has been thehryesheaxching m ehow to pjick up uuchickwuds
pure boy 😇: narancia.
oreng: yaaaaaa?
pure boy 😇: thehryesheaxching.
oreng: mhmm
pure boy 😇: what the fuck.
furg: let me translate for you babe
pure boy 😇: thanks abe
pure boy 😇: shit i meant babe
big balls johnson: LOL Abe
ffffff: abe
furg: 'Mista's been teaching me how to pick up chicks'
Ih8giorno: oh dear god
Chad with a gun: hell yeah i have 😎
pure boy 😇: oh god narancia why
oreng: whasdjshst
oreng: ive benen geiritjng some pretty goir dtips do far
Ih8giorno: JUST THINK BEFORE YOU TYPE
furg: well um.. what tips has he given you
Chad with a gun: my favourite one is 'approach no matter what'
pure boy 😇: *spits out milk*
furg: NO MATTER WHAT!?
kale muncher: RAPIST RAPIST
kale muncher: stinky rapist
furg: stinky?
Mama Bear: well i for one am happy that you two are helping each other
COCKyoin added Star Finger
Ih8giorno: but... but bruno... he just said approach no matter what
Mama Bruno: and? :)
Ih8giorno: now im scared
oreng: we dontne talk aboths beunoooooo
Star Finger: WHAT THE FUCK
Star Finger left the chat
DIO: based
COCKyoin: wtf narancia >:(