WARNING: THIS WILL BE VERY EXPLICIT!! LOTS OF CUSSING! LOTS!!
it starts as a joke when hockey journalist sophie marner starts to hit on mathew barzal, but when she goes to a game, her anger issues catches the attention of the center.
HAILEY BIEBER as SOPHIE MARNER
"THE BITCH"
the influencer / hockey journalist
"barzy babe i love you, but what the f*ck was that"
MATHEW BARZAL
"LOVER"
hockey player
"you need a personal censor button"
MITCH MARNER
"THE BROTHER"
hockey player
"i could handle if you got with auston, but...an islander...i don't know"
AUSTON MATTHEWS
"THE BEST FRIEND"
hockey player
"that thing—is a demon, sophie is a demon, be careful mat"
ANTHONY 'TITO' BEAUVILLIER
"BOYFRIEND'S BEST FRIEND"
hockey player
"i like your girlfriend more than you"
WILLIAM NYLANDER
"BROTHERS BEST FRIEND"
hockey player
"sophie i don't need food, i chewed on my stick ONCE"
FREDERIK ANDERSEN
"THE GOD"
hockey player
"you leave for new york for a week and you forget about us"
(let's pretend he still plays for the leafs 🥲)
and the rest as the
2021-2022 NEW YORK ISLANDERS ROSTER
&
2021-2022 TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS ROSTER + frederik andersen
matt martin
sydney esiason martin
john tavares...
the parents
noah dobson
carter hart
cole caufield
trevor zegras
jack hughes...
the children
ilya sorokin
frederik andersen...
the gods
tyler seguin
jamie benn...
the flirts
PLAYLIST!
lover - taylor swift
enchanted - taylor swift
someone to you - BANNERS
make you mine - public
electric love - borns
paper rings - taylor swift
steal my girl - one direction
baby i'm yours - arctic monkeys
call it what you want - taylor swift
fallingforyou - the 1975
i wanna be yours - arctic monkeys
flawless - the neighbourhood
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HI!!!!
— yes i did use my own name #narcissist 😁 but i look nothing like hailey
— i am not canadian, i have a tHick southern accent so it might not be accurate
— FREDERIK ANDERSEN IS STILL ON THE LEAFS TEAM IN THIS FIC ❗️
— this will have a lot of islanders statistics just a fyi
ANYWAYS enjoy!!!!