Farquaad is on fire but he doesn't burn bc he's chill like that ig. James Charles leaves the house and let's it burn.
TIME SKIP 3 YEARS LATER
"Hm another day of hustling" James sighs to himself.. "omg is that who I think it is" Shrek screams "OMG IT IS id recognize those long legs from anywhere" " I'm sorry babes but like who are you 🤨" in reply to this shrek says "ummm you jumped on my motorcycle like 3 years ago" "OHHH YEAH you are the reason my house burned down" Shrek is baffled "bestie wtaf how am I the reason your house burned down" "its a long story lolz.."
James uses his powers to show people the past to show shrek what happened..
"Damn bro my bad" Shrek says. "LOL its ok he was short anyways hey I have an idea let's make out"
They make out IN PUBLIC