Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru [DISCON...

By GabrielXander

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[Check my profile for the new version of this story!!] [This is so... I wrote this when I was 16 ๐Ÿ˜ญ] [KnY Var... More

DISCLAIMER
1: Fuck, Am I Screwed?
2: America Doesn't Suck When You're In An Anime
3: Did You Hate Inosuke, Or Did You Just Need To Go To Sleep?
4: The Fuckening
5: I Thought You Were American
6: Gurenge
7: I've Been Breathing The Wrong Way, But Honestly, What Else Is New?
8: In This World, It's Milk Or Be Milked
9: Itsy Bitsy Spider Is 'Bout To Catch These Hands
10: And "T" Is For Trauma!
11: If You Like The Big Boobies, You Are Prone Get Titty Whipped
12: Where's My Epic Background Music?
13: Knock Knock! Get The Door! It's Depression!
14: youtu.be/gGaRVoM6PFw
15: The Flame Pillar Wants Some Fuck
16: Are You The Prophet Now?
17: The Calm After The Storm
18: The Flame Pillar Wants Some Fuck Part 2
19: The Fuckening The Sequal
20: Bleeding To Your Death
21: I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It! It Tasted Like Iridocylitis!
22: Be A Bro And Don't Break The Code
23: Task Failed Successfully
24: Not Much Has Happened, But You Do Cry Again
25: ABSOLUTELY NOT FLAMBOYANT
26: The Ultimate Crossover (Not Really)
27: You Can't Have Nice Things
28: Please Spare Tanjiro Some Coochie?
29: Simpjiro Has A Twin Names Pimpjiro
30: Please Explain Everything To Me!
31: Good Evening, Rengoku-San!
32: Maybe Kyojuro Was The REAL Simp All Along
33: Are You Sure You Wanna Ride This Train?
34: It's Like High School Without The Musical
35: Bleeding To Your Death But For Real This Time
36: The Worse Case Scenario
37: There Is Mistrust, And There Is Realization
38: This Is Gospel
39: Do You Want To Go Back Home?
40: And So Things Were Decided
41: You Are Sekido's Friend
42: The Joint Trial Of The Demon Slayer Pillars
43: Your Life As A Telanovela Character
44: You Royally Fuck Up In More Ways Than One
45: All That's Happened Recently
46: Stoners Working The Graveyard Shift At Fast-Food Joints Are Fucking Cool
47: What In The Actual Fuck
48: On This Chapter Of (Y/n) Reacts: Your Life As A Manga Character
49: Life Isn't Always What You'd Think It Be
50: You Fucking Body Slam A Cop
51: Freedom From A Heavy Burden
52: Sanemi Thinks You're Okay
53: A Gift From Me To You
54: Unnecessarily Bittersweet Goodbyes
55: Senjuro ๐Ÿฅบ
56: No Time To Rest
57: The Truth Come Out: Does (Y/n) Is Clairvoyant?
58: If He Likes Feet, Say: "Fuck It, Sweep Me Off Them."
59: Koi No Yokan
60: Bipolar Demon
61: Your Own Fucked Up Fairytale
62: Story Time
62.5: Atsushi Kลrenki
63: Define Monachopsis
64: 'Cause I Might Not Say It Back
65: Upper Moon Demons
66: You Should Become A Demon!
67: I Hate You
68: Bรฉsame
69: Nice Lmao
70: This Shouldn't Be A Surprise
70.5: (เน‘>โ—ก<เน‘)
71: The Shinazugawa Brother
72: The Other Shinazugawa Brother
73: Insult Simulator
74: You Finally Get Some Coochie
75: Build Up For The Worst
76: Is That A Rush Hour Reference?
77: Sana Sana Colita De Rana
78: Love Me Now, Panic Later
79: Suspicious Cold Sore Red
80: Tanner Stain Orange
81: Court-Ordered Urine Sample Yellow
82: Marijuana Green
83: Pregnancy Test Blue
84: Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Purple
85: Bong Water Brown
85.5: Buzzfeed Unsolved: The Baffling Disappearance Of (Y/n) (L/n)
86: Moral Ambiguity Grey
87: Tropical Ointment White
88: HAPPY HALLOWEEN BITCHES
(Y/n) (L/n) Sings All Of The Words In The English Language
89: Void Of Existential Anguish Black
90: Mommy's Bright Red Stretch Marks
91: Hulk's Cum
92: Things We Can Have But Can't Keep
93: Knock Knock! Who's There? Boobs!
94: Short And Sweet
95: Home Is Where The Trauma Is
OFFICAL ART (?)
96: What Is Your Life?
97: The Endless Darkness Of The Ocean Is Becoming Tempting To Dive Into
98: Beyonce Would NEVER Treat Me Like This
99: You Won't Believe This False Hope
100: Went From 0-100 Real Quick
101: Go Beyond Plus Ultra-Fucked
102: Homura
103: Gotcha Bitch
104: The Filler
105: You Know The Rules And So Do I
106: So Pretty It Pisses Me Off
107: We Can Dance Among The Stars
OWMS DELETED SCENES
108: Your Titties Look Heavy Let Me Hold Them For You
109: You Did A Wonderful Job
110: There Are Sadder Ways To Learn About Death
111: Death And All His Friends
112: RIP You: Heart Nutted Too Hard
113: Niggles
114: What Would Jesus Do?
115: 'Til Death Do Us Part
116: Sheeeesh
116.5: (;_;)
117: Bouquet Of Red Anemones
KnY/Obey Me x Reader
118: Back On Track
119: Guys Have Funny Little Butts
120: Won't You Say My Name?
Q&A and Stuff!!
121: You're So Easy To CyberBully
122: Fuckin' Kazuki
123: It's Clownery, Your Honor
124: But What Is Unnatural Sex?
125: But Never Meant To Be
Clout
127: Reverence
128: Only Love Can Hurt Like This
129: If We Have Each Other
UNHOLY OFFICIAL ART OF NAO
130: Tragedy's End
โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ
The End of an Era (for now lmao)
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU IS HERE!!!

126: Remind Me Why I Can't Just Go Home

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By GabrielXander

A/N: Hi Hello! Chapters will continue to be sparse for a while longer. In the meantime, have this very domestic time with our rich man Nao who is not a love interest!!

♪───O(≧∇≦)O────♪

“Is that all you wish to say?”

You lean back into the couch: “What more can I say, Nao?”

“...Right.”

Nao lets the paper sit on the table so the ink can dry, sitting right next to you. There’s no doubt a crow has already sent the news that Kyojuro has been killed, but you wouldn’t feel good about not sending Senjuro a letter anyway.

Inosuke had isolated himself in one of the guest rooms Nao had provided for him, you don’t blame him though. He just witnessed you and Nao kill innocents on this mission. Not only that, he was the one who found you cradling Kyojuro’s body while crying your heart out. There was another corpse by Kyojuro with what looked like [h/c] and [s/c] tar-like substance dripping off it.

You can only guess what happened. That Kyojuro had strongly believed the one who he killed was the demon, only to be tricked into thinking it was you when in actuality it was a random person. But in his grief nonetheless, Delmo took that advantage to kill Kyojuro at his most vulnerable moment.

Despite crying for him and having watched the light leave his eyes, you can’t… truly believe he’s gone. It’s just too cruel and unfair, especially the way he died. It can’t be real. It all would’ve been for nothing. You might as well have let him die from Akaza, maybe then he wouldn’t have died mourning you. He suffered and it’s all your fault. You’re always there when your friends die, it’s all your fault.

You don’t know who killed Delmo, it was either Inosuke or Nao, but neither of them showed signs of taking credit for it. Delmo’s death did nothing to soothe your heart, this victory was bitter and you don’t know if you can handle the fight back at the sword-smith village. But you know you can’t just leave them there, if there’s any chance you can fix things, you have to try.

"You're crying."

You're brought out of your thoughts thanks to Nao, rapidly blinking away the tears in your waterline.

"No shit, Sherlock," You sniff, the tears stubbornly roll down your cheeks, "One of the m-most important people i-in my life… died…"

Your head is in pain from crying so much before. But now it's nearly unbearable because fucking Kazuki made you think about Kyojuro.

"Kyojuro is dead, Akaza is dead. Gerik is dead…!" You lean forward and hide your face in your hands, "I… I'm so scared!"

Nao didn't know what to do or say. He doesn't know you well enough to offer words of comfort, and he's not the emotional type either, so he can't really understand the feeling of grief.

"I-I used to not give a shit a-about dying! Death was-was just a weird th-thing that happened to-to everyone! Bu-But now… Oh, God, Nao! I'm-I'm so terrified!" You sob pathetically, "Everyone is-is dying, and I'm next!"

"(Y/n), get a hold of yourself!" Nao grabs you by the shoulders, "You need to breathe, slow down. You're okay."

"Nao. I… am going… to die here."

"Then leave." Nao sighs and smooths the fabric on your shoulders, "I do not really understand why someone as kind as you would join the Demon Slayer Corps. I am filing it as having the urge to do the right thing, regardless if it's personally beneficial to you. You just… feel as if you have to because for some reason, you cannot help but feel guilty knowing you can do something about it."

You sniff as you wipe your eyes with your sleeves, "S-Speaking from experience?"

"…Unfortunately." The brunette shakes his head, "Honestly, your mother, Miku, seems like she would be much happier if you retired and stayed with her."

Yeah, she would. But… you would be so much happier with your dad, brothers, and sisters.

"So, why don't you, (Y/n)? Quit the Corps, and go home."

Yeah.

Why don't you?

"Thank you, Nao." You sigh with emotional exhaustion, "I needed to hear that."

"Um… You are welcome." The brown eyed male winces, "So… do not start crying again. I am too emotionally constipated for that."

Charming.

"Ugh… I'm getting a headache," You mutter, "Do you mind if Inosuke and I stay the night? We'll leave in the morning."

"You are welcome to stay for as long as you want."

You snort, "But not Inosuke?"

"Oh, wow. Who's that? Never heard of that name before in my life." Nao says with extreme boredom, "You're crazy, (Y/n). Not I, girl. You stay safe, though."

Fucker.

──

Actually, by the time you awake the next day, Inosuke was gone.

Deolah (the shortest maid with black hair and green eyes) had run into you while you were on your way to find Inosuke. She was the one who told you he left. Inosuke apparently had another mission reported to him an hour ago.

You don't know if Inosuke was telling the truth or not, you wouldn't be surprised if he just wanted to get away from you and Nao.

Speaking of which…

You turn around to call after the maid's retreating figure, "Hey, Deolah."

The woman turns around and speed walks back to you: "Yes, Master (L/n)?"

You wave your hand lazily, "Eh, just (L/n) is fine."

"Of course, Master (L/n). What can I do for you?"

Bah.

"Where did Nao go? Or, is he still asleep?"

"Master Kazuki went out for his daily run a while ago. He'll be back in about 30 minutes for breakfast." Deolah smiles, "In the meantime, you should get cleaned up. We have fresh clothes for you getting prepared, it should be done soon."

"Oh, I don't know if I should stay that long," You grimace, "I have to… relay some news to people, and get back to the Sword-smith Village as soon as I can."

"Please, Master (L/n)!" Deolah pleads with glossy eyes-Is she crying?! "Master Kazuki has never shown this much interest in another person before! You're his first friend!"

"Uehhhh…"

"I'm sure Master Kazuki would greatly appreciate you staying for just a while longer!" Deolah continues, "I understand this is inappropriate of me, but… I worry about Master Kazuki. I worry he'll never be able to bond with another person. You're the only one he's given a chance."

"I…" You sigh in defeat, "Okay. I'll stay for breakfast. I just… I feel bad since you all are doing so much for me already. I don't want to impose more than I have to."

"Oh, not to worry, Master (L/n)! We enjoy your company! You're such a sweet girl!"

"Aw, thank you. I… I really appreciate that," You say bashfully, "Um, can you show me where the showers are?"

"Yes. Right this way."

──

You could actually get used to this lifestyle. The maids and butlers were all so kind to you, and Gods, the food smells so fucking bomb. Nao also had a huge, beautiful garden in the back. Right when he had entered the front doors, you didn't give him time to relax before requesting to have breakfast out there.

After waiting for him to get clean and dressed, you two went to the back garden. You two are now outside on the engawa, waiting for the food to come out.

"Are you sure they don't need our help?" You frown, fiddling with your thumbs on the table you shared with Nao.

Nao was sitting next to you, drinking his water like a refined little lady.

"If we were to help with food preparation, I would have no reason to pay my chefs for the meal." Nao answers coolly, "It is their job for a reason."

You pout, "Yeah, I guess. But, do you even know how to cook for yourself?"

"...I know the basics."

"...Just the basics?"

"Well, I am sure I can learn to cook a certain meal if I am given instructions." Nao shrugs, setting the cup down, "What about you?"

You blow out a puff of air, "Man, I have so much knowledge about too many different dishes. I had to learn how to cook all types of food for my brothers and sisters since they all had very different food preferences."

"Oh? I was under the assumption that you were Miku's only child."

Ah shit.

"Whaaaat? Oh, my God. Who said thaaat?" You laugh nervously, "Oh, my God, you're crazyyy. Not I, girl. Y'all stay safe though, 💙."

"..................." Nao is looking at you with so much judgement and confusion, "How… What was… You… How did you say that out loud?

"The fact that I copied what you said yesterday doesn't bug you?"

"No."

"Meh," You click your tongue as you pick up your own cup of water, "Don't think too hard about it. Miku isn't… my biological mother. I have brothers from another mother, and sisters from another mister."

The brunette tilts his head, "I do not think I've heard of those expressions before."

"What'd you think of them?"

"Hilarious." Nao's expression was deapan and monotonous.

"Thank."

"Mm."

You and Nao fall into a comfortable silence. Relishing in each other's company was surprisingly comforting considering you two went through Hell just the night before. Nao's clothing was surprisingly Western as well, but it's not too surprising since you're beginning to see Western culture being introduced to Japan already.

But still, aside from the very rocky start you two had, and Nao learning the basic social norms, you two got along pretty okay.

"This 's kind of domestic, isn't it?"

"This feels domestic, does it not?"

You and Nao stare at each other before you start laughing. Nao simply smiles and closes his eyes, trying his best not to chuckle because he has a reputation of being a rock.

"Yeah, it's been a while since I've done anything peaceful like this," You quiet down into a small chuckle, "It's… actually pretty nice."

"Hm, this is the first for me in… maybe 16 years." Nao hums, "My parents were not the type for quality time. I… like this. And you? You said it has been some time since you have had something like this?"

"Yeah, my family and I are pretty close, so it was only until the older ones started to move out when we stopped spending so much time together," You say, "Ever since I became a Demon Slayer though, I only had a few nice moments with friends."

You prop your elbow on the table, holding your chin in your hand: "I forgot how great it felt."

It's reminding you that there's so much more Pros than Cons if you just… went home. Having nice meals like this means so much to you, that even sitting with someone like Nao is making you happy. You're so desperate for domestication that you're used to back home, you never realized how much you actually needed this.

…Why are you so insistent on staying here again?

"And you have me to thank for it," Nao teases and a slight smirk.

"Yeah, yeah," You roll your eyes before a soft smile etches onto your lips, "Thank you though, Nao. I mean it."

The male nods, feeling… appreciated? Nao doesn't know. He's not used to people genuinely thanking him because of something "nice" he did.

Nao might actually consider you… his first friend.

"So, what are we having for breakfast?" You ask, breaking Nao's train of thought.

"I asked for something new and expensive, since you are the first guest I have had," Nao says, " Densuke Black Watermelon, Toro, Wagyu Beef, Sushi, White Rice, and… hm, I do not remember."

You squint in confusion, "The hell is black watermelon?? The fuck is Toro?? And Wagyu Beef???"

Nao huffs a quiet laugh, "You'll see."

You shake your head with a sigh. You're very happy that you decided to stay for a little while longer.

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