MADE BY: Cheekyxbob [Thanks for letting me upload this!]
I was lazy while writing this — So sorry if it's bad
Not canon at all
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* Cheeky pins Bob to a wall
"Gah! Cheeky!?" [Bob]
"Shh... It'll be over soon." [Cheeky]
* Cheeky kisses Bob
"Mmph!" [Bob]
* A minute later
"Now, you think you can handle this?" [Cheeky]
"Handle what?" [Bob]
* Bob looks down
"Oh..." [Bob]
"I don't think so. I mean, you know how tiny my body is." [Bob]
"Hmm, true." [Cheeky]
"But I don't care." [Cheeky]
"Wait what?" [Bob]
* Cheeky sticks it in
"Ah!" [Bob]
* Cheeky goes fast
"AH!" [Bob]
* Bob starts crying
"CHEEKY! PLEASE!" [Bob]
* With Ron [Because yes.]
"What the hell?" [Ron]
* Ron looks around the corner
"BOB?!" [Ron]
"Gah!" [Bob]
* Cheeky stops
"Who is that?" [Cheeky]
"Um, hi? I'm Ron." [Ron]
"Well, go away, Ron. Can't you see we're busy?" [Cheeky]
"What do you mean?" [Ron]
* Cheeky scoffs
"We're fucking." [Cheeky]
"HUH?" [Ron]
"BOB? GETTING FUCKED?!" [Ron]
"Oh no..." [Bob]
"Yeah?" [Cheeky]
"I GOTTA TELL HIS GIRLFRIEND!" [Ron]
"OH NO, YOU DON'T!" [Cheeky]
* Cheeky runs over to Ron and grabs him
"You are joining us." [Cheeky]
"AHH!! I'M A MINOR!!" [Ron]
"You are 20." [Bob]
"AHH! Wait, what?" [Ron]
"Your 20." [Bob]
"Oo, alright bet! I'll join then!" [Ron]
"Perfect." [Cheeky]
"Shit..." [Bob]
[POV: Bob]
"I should have never told him."
"Wait, I know."
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[POV: No one]
* Bob kills Ron
"The fuck?" [Cheeky]
"I ain't letting a folder fuck me." [Bob]
"You're gonna let a rock fuck you, but not a folder?" [Cheeky]
"Yes, I am gonna let a rock that can easily crush me, fuck me." [Bob]
"Uh, okay." [Cheeky]
"Now, I need a break. My legs hurt." [Bob]
* Bob walks (do he even have legs?) away
[I'm sorry for writing this.]
[But, go follow me anyway, lol.]
- cheekyxbob
[Updated it a little cause it looked weird without an ending. Never updating it again.]
[Read next chapter for rework]