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The Hargreeves and I in some weird ass scenarios over text that I think would happen WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BAK... More

Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7- Different little tidbits
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17- more tidbits, but irl
Chapter 18
Chapter 19- TUA + Max & Sage as vines
Chapter 20
Chapter 9+10 (if u don't understand that ur lame)
Chapter 22- more meme tidbits
Chapter 23

Chapter 3

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By grimes_luvr

✨ DrugsRus ✨

Sage💚✨
I am not a violent person

Moon Ape 🦧
I beg to differ

Knife Boy 🔪
Dude, don't
Five'll kill u

Sage💚✨
But if you hand me your baby
And it starts projectile vomiting all over me

Badass Stapler 😎

Moon Go Boom 🎻
That took an unexpected turn

✨simp goddess ✨
Shhhh let them finish

Sage💚✨
I WILL THROW THAT THING

Genie 💜
Ok I'm hiding Claire

Badass Stapler 😎
I would throw it too

Moon Ape 🦧
Says the child that got blackout drunk
and almost threw up on me.

Knife Boy 🔪
I remember that

Ghostopus 🦑
*Sips tea tentatively*

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
*Sips tea tentatively*

Sage💚✨
Like-
Ok, your child is going to fucking space

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
I agree

Moon Go Boom 🎻
I'll remember to hide my kids if I have any

Sage💚✨
Luther and Allison might have a couple-

Badass Stapler 😎

Genie 💜I'm going to bed

Ghostopus 🦑
Miss Gurly it's noon-

✨simp goddess ✨
I agree with cool ghost dude

Genie 💜
Nobody asked you Ben

Moon Ape 🦧
Yeah goodnight!

Moon Ape 🦧 left the chat

Genie 💜 left the chat

Sage💚✨
Too much?

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
Nah

Badass Stapler 😎
No

✨simp goddess ✨
Nahh

Knife Boy 🔪
Meh

Moon Go Boom 🎻
Probably

Ghostopus 🦑
Definitely
But in a good way ofc ✨✨

Sage💚✨
Ty ty 😤

Moon Go Boom 🎻
Shit I'm late for violin practice-

Sage💚✨
BYE VANYA❤️

Badass Stapler 😎
Seeya

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
Bye 😎

✨simp goddess ✨
Bye Vanny

Moon Go Boom 🎻
Bye-
I love y'all 😭

Sage💚✨
WE LOVE U TOO 💖

Moon Go Boom 🎻 has left the chat

Ghostopus 🦑
Sometimes I forget I'm dead
and try to hit people

Sage💚✨
Oof
I don't like hitting people unless I have to
So that's why I have Five do it.
Tbh I don't know why Five does that but it works 😌💅🏻✨

✨simp goddess ✨
Why does that remind me of
He protec
He attac

Badass Stapler 😎
Bc that's me, duh 😌💅🏻✨

Sage💚✨

Ghostopus 🦑
He's blushing again.

Badass Stapler 😎
Literally stop watching me-

Sage💚✨
I bet Five blushing is cute 🥰

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
Sage I think u broke Five-

✨simp goddess ✨
He really said *Five.exe has stopped working*

Ghostopus 🦑
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Knife Boy 🔪
Damn, he's a tomato

Sage💚✨
Diego don't be mad but I forgot u existed-

Badass Stapler 😎
Why am I being watched

Sage💚✨
🎶 I always feel like somebody's watching me 🎶

✨simp goddess ✨
🎶And I have no privacy 🎶

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
🎶OOOH WHOA-OH🎶

Badass Stapler 😎
🎶I always feel like somebody's watching me 🎶

Ghostopus 🦑
🎶 Tell me is it just a dream 🎶

Knife Boy 🔪
🎶When I come home at night🎶

Sage💚✨
Lmao I forget the rest

✨simp goddess ✨
What ass?

Sage💚✨
Omg that's mean

Badass Stapler 😎
Imma fuck you up

Sage💚✨
No
But I have a joke

Ghostopus 🦑
OOOHH WHAT IS IT??

Sage💚✨
What does goofy say when he's in a fight?

Badass Stapler 😎
OMG I KNOW THIS ONE 💀

Sage💚✨
Then don't spoil it, pretty boy

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
Stop it Sage his mind is already broken

Sage💚✨
Still don't understand but mk

Knife Boy 🔪
What did goofy say?

Sage💚✨
That he's gonna "Hyuck you up"

Ghostopus 🦑
😭😭

Druggie 💊🏳️‍🌈
CRYING SOBBING THROWING UP
BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST THE FRIDGE

✨simp goddess ✨
OMG 💀💀💀💀

Knife Boy 🔪
I will admit, that was fucking funny

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