"Heya Brucie. What's up?" Tony smiled as he saw the doctor at his place upstate and hugged him immediately.
"What are you doing up here? Is Steve alright?" He gaped as he looked at the man worriedly.
"He's alright, Tones." Bruce chuckled as he assured the man.
"I came up here to give you and the girls these."
Bruce handed the man a little slip and the engineer took it with furrowed brows.
"What's this?"
Tony looked down, then gaped and shot his head to the man immediately once he read it over.
"You're getting married to Thor!"
"Yeah." Bruce got a faint blush once he heard the man squeal.
"Oh, come on, tell me everything." Tony nudged as he pulled him to the couch.
"Tony." Bruce groaned.
"I've been hanging out with girls for the past 2 years. Excuse me if I may start to act like one or sound like one." Tony flicked him.
"But come on, seriously, Bruce, tell me everything. Spill." He nudged.
Bruce chuckled at his reaction but nodded softly and started to talk.
"Well, we mainly got closer after you and Steve broke up."
"Oh, great." Tony muttered with a scoff while the doctor laughed.
"No, wait, listen." Bruce nudged.
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"And he like proposed what? A month ago? A week ago?" Tony nudged.
"He proposed a week ago." Bruce informed.
"Lemme see."
Tony grabbed the doctor's hand and smiled when he saw a wonderful diamond ring on his finger.
"Oh, it's beautiful."
"Ya know, I always thought that Steve was going to propose to me." Tony smiled.
"He would come home late and I would get excited when he walked in that he had a ring in his pocket, he was just taking a while to get it and come down and think of a way to propose." He rambled.
"But, each time, it wasn't the case."
"He would come home tired and annoyed and angry. I just stopped asking him how his day was because he always looked the same." Tony shrugged.
"But I always thought my ding was going to be a simple diamond with my name engraved in the ring." He smiled at the thought.
"And our wedding bands would be engraved with the other's name."
"Mine would say Steve and his would say Tony."
"Why didn't you tell him?" Bruce looked at the engineer curiously.
"I was going to." Tony nodded.
"The night that we broke up, I was going to talk to him about marriage and out wedding and stuff, but he didn't show up to the dinner, so we never talked about it."
"But that's all in the past. I have to help you plan a wedding." He smiled as he nudged the man around in excitement.
Bruce chuckled at his enthusiasm and nodded along with a smile, "thanks."
"Of course!" Tony cheered.
"Oh! I have always wanted to help plan a wedding!"
He got up to get his iPad and rushed back to talk to the man about all of his ideas.
Bruce agreed to almost anything because he doesn't understand weddings, nor does he really care for that matter, but Thor was the one who wanted it to be perfect.
Thor talked to him about the stuff he wants at the wedding and to make sure Tony got it.
So, he had a list of the things his fiancé wanted at the wedding which were musts.
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"Oh, hey Thor." Tony smiled when he saw the God up at his place.
"Tony!" Thor beamed and rushed over to hug the billionaire.
Tony wasn't expecting that much excitement, and he also forgot how strong the God was, so when the Thunderer hugged him, he was so squished and couldn't breathe.
"Thor, buddy... gotta breathe." Tony nudged him.
Bruce walked over to get his fiancé to let go of the smaller brunette and nudged him gently, "Thor, we talked about this. You are stronger than most people." He reasoned. "Just... be careful when you get excited."
"Oh, right." Thor hummed, then kissed the doctor's forehead and smiled.
"That good?"
"Perfect." Bruce smiled, then looked at the mechanic to see if he was alright.
"You good, Tones?"
"Mhmm." Tony nodded.
"I forgot how strong Thor was." He chuckled.
"He forgets too."
"You have any chicken?"
Thor looked at the billionaire curiously.
"Thor, we got something to eat before we came here." Bruce chuckled at his lovable idiot fiancé.
"Eh, that was not filling enough." The God waved off as he was scouring through the fridge and cabinets.
"We need to get some details down." Tony hummed.
"The girls can help us plan and even call up the people."
"Okay." Bruce smiled.
"How big do you want this wedding?"
"Small. Just us." Bruce nodded.
"Alright, well, that's boring." Tony grumbled, but wrote it down.
"That's all we have is just us, so how is that boring?" Bruce scoffed.
"Oh, shut up."
Tony was looking around to figure out where the girls were and waved it off.
"Oh, uh, we thought you should know,"
"What?" Tony furrowed his brows as he faced the doctor.
"Well, Steve... he won't go out."
"What do you mean?" Tony tilted his head in confusion.
"People ask him if he's available, because technically you two broke up so he is," Bruce reasoned, "but... he literally won't go out. Girls ask him out, even someone from SHIELD asked him out, but he keeps saying that he can't."
"What is he saying?"
"He tells them he's taken." Bruce informed and the billionaire gaped.
"He's..."
"That's the thing, Tones... he's not dating anyone or seeing anyone." Bruce explained.
"He just won't go out with anybody."
"It's okay if he does." Tony assured through a big gulp.
"We tell him that he's no longer in a relationship, that you guys broke up, but he either doesn't want to remember or he doesn't care. He keeps telling people he's in a relationship."
"He really does miss you, Tones."
"Oh, God." Tony groaned as he was itching himself from all the nerves.
"I miss him too! Even more than I thought I could!"
"But we agreed." He reasoned.
"I mean... we... we both said it was becoming too much with work getting in the way for both of us."
"He was the one who technically started it."
"It was... it wasn't heat of the moment, Bruce... we both agreed. It was both of our decisions."
"Oh, I miss him!" He whined as he hugged himself tightly, imagining it was the blonde.
"Tones, you should probably talk to him." Bruce reasoned.
"I can't."
"Why not?"
"Cause... I can't talk to him." Tony sighed.
"He... I know that if I talk to him, I'm gonna start crying and begging for us to get back together, but we shouldn't because of work and stuff. And now the wedding that we're planning. It's all too much."
"So, no... I can't... I can't talk to him." He shook his head lightly.
"But I do miss him."
"I miss him so much! I think about him all the time. Like, it's embarrassing." He reasoned.
"But... I can't talk to him." He shook his head furiously.
"Okay." Bruce nodded softly.
"But he does miss you." He affirmed.
"Thanks." Tony hummed.
"I miss him too."
"I know."
"Okay." Tony hummed as he wiped his eyes before he started crying because talking about the blonde brought back a lot of emotions.
"Let's plan a wedding." He smiled.
"Ready to get married Thor?" He called out to the God.
They both turned their heads to see the God then scoffed when they saw him stuffing his face with food.
"Thor, sweetie, come on. Let's plan the wedding." Bruce nudged and ushered him over.
"Okay!"
Thor hurried over to the couch and sat with the two as they discussed everything about the wedding.
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"You ready to get married Thor?" Scott smiled as he was helping the God with his tie.
"Of course!" Thor gaped at the absurdity of the question.
"I have wanted to get married for as long as I can remember!" He beamed.
"What kind of cake did you guys get?"
"I don't know. Whatever cake Tony got for us. He helped us plan it." Thor shrugged.
"Ya think he'll hate me when he sees me? Should I bring a date? Is that rude?" Steve rambled to his two best friends.
"Steve, shut up and walk." Bucky sighed as he shoved him out the door.
"I don't know what the protocol is here! Guys! Help me!" Steve wailed in despair.
"Here. Stay in here and play with this."
Sam shoved the blonde into a closet, tossed him a mind game, then locked him in so they could all concentrate on helping the God get ready for the wedding.
"Guys!" Steve groaned as he was tired of them.
"Who has the ring?" Scott called out.
"I do!"
"Who said that?" Scott gaped as he looked around frantically.
"Me, Scott. Steve."
"Where?"
"In the closet." Steve scoffed.
"Oh, okay."
Scott walked over to let him out but jumped when he got yelled at.
"No, Scott!"
"What?" He whined as he faced them.
"He's being annoying so keep him in there. Up until the wedding."
"Buck, shut up!" Steve glared at the door, hoping the man would sense it.
"Keep him in there." Bucky ordered.
"Alright." Scott hummed then walked away.
"Stay in there, punk, we'll let ya out. Don't worry." Bucky assured.
"I hate you." Steve grumbled.
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"You ready to get married, Brucie?" Tony smiled as he was getting his suit on.
"Yeah." Bruce smiled at the thought.
"I'm excited."
"Me too." Tony hummed.
"You have the ring?"
"Mhmm."
"Perfect." Bruce sighed in relief as he was fixing his tie.
"I saw Steve."
"Did he bring a date? Is he happy? Did he ask about me? Eh, it doesn't matter, we broke up." Tony waved off carelessly and with a shrug.
"But did he?" He glanced at the Colonel as the two scoffed.
"He was locked in a closet cause he was too busy worrying about you, last I checked." Rhodey hummed.
"Really?"
"Bucky wanted to keep him there because he was panicking about whether or not he should've brought a date or if you hated him or whatnot."
"I don't hate him." Tony shook his head.
"Just... relax, Tones. He's fine, you're fine; it's all good." Rhodey assured.
"Okay." Tony nodded.
He grabbed his jacket then put it on and pushed the doctor so he could look at himself in the mirror.
"Move it, Banner."
"Tony, this is my wedding. I need to look presentable." Bruce eyed him as the billionaire kept taking up the mirror.
"You're getting married. He has to know what to expect when you guys wake up. My ex is here and I need to look perfect, so move it." Tony shooed him away and started to fix his hair.
"Tony." Bruce glared.
"Tones, come here."
Rhodey grabbed the man and shoved him into the bathroom while he held the door in place with a chair so the mechanic wouldn't escape.
"Hey! Rhodey! Let me out of here you, doofus!" Tony shouted as he pounded his fists on the door.
"Until Bruce is ready."
"I'm ready." Bruce hummed.
"Oh, cool."
Rhodey walked over and let the mechanic out as the man glared at him.
"I'm watching you, Rhodes." Tony eyed him suspiciously.
"Cool." Rhodey deadpanned.
"Alright, you two, let's go. I have a wedding to get to and before my future husband starts eating the cake before we get to cut it together, I need to get going." Bruce eyed them.
"Oh, Brucie, you look so good!" Tony smiled as he saw him.
"Thanks." Bruce chuckled as he twirled for him.
"No, I mean, like, next to me, you look good cause I am looking flawless." Tony hummed as he was checking himself out in the mirror.
"Tony."
"Coming!" Tony called as he followed them immediately.
"I need to go check on everyone else to make sure they have everything."
"Tones, you do realize that the planning was last week, right?"
"I know, but I did plan it and it needs to be perfect." Tony huffed.
"Stay here, Brucie. I need to check on everything else." He waved, then grabbed the ring and headed out.
Tony walked around the place with a clipboard he had stolen from one of the employees at the front desk and looked around everywhere to make sure they were all ready.
"Who has the ring?" He eyed the best men as he walked to their room to check on them.
"I do." Bucky affirmed as he wiggled it in his hands.
"Where is Thor, by the way?"
"I think he went to the bathroom." Sam pondered.
Tony turned his head when he saw the cake had arrived, then gaped when he saw the God going to eat it.
"Thor! Do not touch that you animal!" He shouted and ran over to him to stop the Thunderer.
Thor shot his head to the billionaire and slumped when he couldn't have it.
"It's mine." He whined.
"I know, but that's for after." Tony chuckled.
"Did you see Brucie?"
"No. I thought it was bad to see the groom before the wedding." Thor pondered.
"Well, that rule is technically for the bride, not you, but yeah, that works too." Tony shrugged.
"Oh, then may I go see him?" Thor perked up as he clearer didn't understand.
"No, Thor, in weddings where there's a man and a woman, the groom can't see the bride before the ceremony." Tony explained.
"In this case, Bruce is like the bride so you can't see him before the wedding. It's bad luck."
"Oh, we do not want that." Thor shook his head furiously.
"No, we don't." Tony agreed with a soft chuckle.
"It's also bad luck to misbehave at the wedding."
Thor gaped, then immediately stood tall, like a soldier, and waited for any instructions as to how to act.
"Good boy." Tony hummed.
"Now, go back to your room, gather up all of the men, then head into the ceremony. I'm still checking on everything else, so up until I know that everything is good, we can start the wedding."
"Copy that." Thor nodded.
"I shall go gather the others."
He headed down the hall to gather the others while Tony was standing in the hall as everything passed by him.
"Okay, flowers, check. Go set them up in there."
Tony pointed to the doors where the wedding was to be held and the men nodded.
"Is that the hors-d'oeuvre?"
"Yes."
"Put them over there." Tony pointed down the hall where the food was going to be.
"Gotcha." They nodded, then walked down.
"No, not there. I said down there. Not through that door!" Tony groaned.
"Lemme show you."
He walked down the hall to show the men where the food goes and was aggravated with how badly these men are at following instructions.
The guys were walking out together and making sure they had everything as they were heading to the room.
"Do I not walk down the aisle?"
"Thor, again, that's for Bruce." Scott patted his shoulder.
"Oh." Thor slumped as he clearly wanted to walk down the aisle.
"Who's walking down Bruce?" Sam furrowed his brows.
"I think he chose to walk by himself." Steve pondered.
"I bet Tony didn't like the sound of that." Clint chuckled and the others all laughed.
"Oh, shit, I forgot my tie." Steve cursed.
"Be right back."
He walked back to the room to grab his tie, put it on, then walked out to head to the room but stopped short when he saw the billionaire walking back to the middle of the hallway.
"I swear, people are idiots." Tony rambled to himself as he rolled his eyes.
"Seriously! You guys are wedding planners and you can't even put napkins down properly?" He gaped at the people who were messing everything up.
"And that is wine! Not grape juice!" He glared as he yanked the bottle out of the man's hand then tried to get the cork back on.
"I hate people. You all are idiots!" He shouted at them in anger.
"And you're messing it up!" He shrieked and stomped around in aggravation.
Tony was too busy to notice the Captain watching him while Steve was staring at the billionaire in admiration.
"Hmm."
Steve just stood there for a couple minutes to admire the genius as he forgot just how perfect he is.
It was the little things, remembered Steve, that made him love the billionaire.
How Tony wanted their first date to be perfect, yet it started with them getting a flat tire on their way to the destination and then ended with them getting drenched in rain as they almost got into an accident that night.
Tony almost cried that night because they had confessed their true feelings for one another the day before and they planned a beautiful time together, but it all went wrong.
That was the night Steve truly fell in love with the billionaire.
There were times when he had a hunch he loved him, but that night, he knew from then on, he was in love with the genius.
Steve enjoyed all the little setbacks.
Having their first date be perfect would be rather annoying; it was almost as if the universe put those setbacks there so they could really see how the other acts when it plans change.
Tony kept screaming at people in the road for driving over puddles and drenching them in water while Steve laughed at the brunette's short temper and negative attitude.
Sure, Steve was mad at the fact that they couldn't go on a date without something getting in the way, or they could go home to a wonderful night of being together, but he was glad that he got to see the man like that.
If it's too easy, then you're doing it wrong, his mother would always say, and Steve knew that night, Tony was not going to be easy to date or deal with, but he loved him.
Every fiber in his being loves that man, and he wouldn't have it any other way.
The way the mechanic would tinker around downstairs in the lab; The way the genius would ramble on about some new tech; The way the billionaire would spend practically all of his paycheck on the team for every Christmas because he cares so much; it was those little things that Steve fell in love.
And Tony was most definitely a challenge for him, but that's also the reason as to why he loves him.
Nobody else challenges him the way Tony Stark challenges him; his patience, the level anger he can get to, the way he thinks, and the way he loves.
It was then and there, when he was staring at the man and listening to him yell at the workers for doing their job, and all he could do was smile as he watched him.
"Rhodey, they are doing it all wrong." Tony huffed as he looked down the hall to see his best friend.
"Tones, it's not your wedding. Bruce and Thor really don't care." Rhodey chuckled as he got to him and looked over the chart.
"My wedding would definitely need to be perfect." Tony affirmed with a hum.
"Of course." Rhodey smiled.
"Is it ready now, Tones?"
"Uh, hang on, I need to check on the flowers in the ceremony." Tony hummed.
He turned to go check but glanced down the hall and stopped short when he saw the blonde.
He looked down the hall and saw the soldier, then stood there as he looked at the man.
Steve was waiting for the man to walk into the ceremony, but relaxed when the brunette looked at him.
It was as if his body was screaming at the man to look at him, and when the man did notice him, he melted.
He got to look into those beautiful brown eyes that he fell in love with, he got to see his hair slightly tamed yet still messed up at the front where it somewhat fell in front of his eyes, his signature suit on him that always made him radiate confidence, and just him.
Steve finally got to look at the man after what felt like forever!
He got to see how the billionaire was doing after they broke up, he got to see him in person and not just as a poor or false description his friends had given him to either make him feel good about himself after the breakup or how they barely notice the little details about the billionaire that he will always notice.
Steve felt something in his body swell with happiness, nerves, and butterflies all at once.
He could finally see the man! Happiness.
He could finally see the man! Nerves.
And he could finally the man! Butterflies.
But when he saw the brunette smile at him, he couldn't help to give him a bright smile back.
The man didn't hate him, they were still on good terms.
So, he waved back and relaxed.
"Steve, what are you doing out here? Go into the room. We're almost ready and Bruce is going to be walking down the aisle." Rhodey scoffed as he walked over and nudged the blonde.
"Uh... what?" Steve shook his head to look at the Colonel.
"Come on."
Rhodey tugged him along as they headed into the room, then made sure they were all there before they started.
Tony couldn't help but smile when he saw the Captain there.
It was the love of his life after all, so he was bound to smile when he saw him.
He wanted to stop Rhodey from making the blonde leave, but another part of him wouldn't know what to say aside from "take me back!" or "I love you!" or something embarrassing like that.
So, Tony kept his mouth open, ready to speak up, but he didn't, as he stood there like an idiot.
"Tony, is everything good?"
Tony shot his head to the doctor and nodded softly to his question, "yeah, everything's good."
"Can we start the wedding?" Bruce chuckled.
"Oh, uh, yeah, hang on."
Tony opened the doors to look inside and make sure everyone was ready.
"We good?"
"Yes! Now start the wedding!" One of the guys shouted, which made everyone else laugh.
"Keep talking like that, I can make everyone wait for hours!" Tony smirked as they laughed again.
He closed the doors and faced the doctor with a smile as he gave him the flowers, "if he hurts you, I will fight him."
Bruce chuckled, but nodded softly as he held the flowers, "of course."
"Wait a couple seconds, count to 30, then walk out, alright? I need to get in position." Tony hummed.
"Okay." Bruce chuckled.
Tony rushed into the room, then flicked his best friend when the man was in his spot.
"Move it, Rhodes. You're in my spot."
"Tony, just stand there." Rhodey sighed as he was tired of him.
"No, that's my spot. I claimed it." Tony huffed as he pointed to the spot the Colonel was in.
"How? Did you pee on it?"
"No, but I will if you don't move." Tony deadpanned as he gave him a look as everyone laughed.
"Fine, you diva." Rhodey rolled his eyes as he took a step to the right for the man to be closest to the doctor.
"Thanks terribly!" Tony mocked, then got ready and stuck his tongue out at one of the guys when they kept laughing.
The doors opened and the music started, so everyone stopped joking around as Bruce started walking down the aisle.
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"SHIELD brother, Tony, we shall dance together." Thor declared as he held out his hand for the billionaire.
"Okay." Tony chuckled.
He stood up, put his drink down, then took the God's hand and walked with him to the dance floor.
"Be good to him, Thor."
"I know." Thor nodded with a hum.
"He's one of my best friends. I protect him. It's law." Tony affirmed while the Thunderer chuckled softly.
"I know."
"I love him, Tony. Truly." Thor assured.
"Okay then." Tony smiled.
He stopped dancing with the God, then walked back over to his table to sit with the girls.
"Ugh, we hate Abby." Laura rolled her eyes.
"Who's Abby?" Tony furrowed his brows as he got back at a weird time during the conversation.
"Abby Lee Miller. From Dance Moms." Laura explained.
"My daughter is watching that show and it's actually quite interesting." She hummed.
"Well, the drama is. I don't understand dancing." She waved off.
Tony scoffed as he waved them off and took a sip of his drink, then turned his head to the person who tapped his shoulder.
"Steve." He breathed when he saw the blonde standing there.
"Hi Tony." Steve smiled.
"Oh, uh, may I dance with you?"
Tony looked at the girls to see what to do, and they nodded along with a smile.
"Yeah, sure." He agreed.
He got up, took the soldier's hand, and walked with him to the dance floor.
Steve twirled the man into his arms, then held him close while Tony was nestled into him perfectly.
For a while, it was quiet between them; neither knowing what to say to the other because it all changed.
Steve was holding the man and he realized just how terrible of a mistake he made when he let the brunette go.
Tony was in the soldier's arms, and he wanted to cry because of how badly he missed the man's welcoming embrace.
"Oh, Tony, I miss you so much." Steve sighed as he tightened his hold on the man's back.
"You do?" Tony breathed as he looked up at the blonde with glossy eyes.
"Of course, I do, Tony." The soldier scoffed like it was obvious.
"I miss you, Steve Rogers." Tony spoke softly.
Steve moved slightly closer, but stopped himself from kissing the man, in fear the brunette wouldn't want to get back together; Sure, they said they miss one another, but Tony could also just mean them talking and being friends, not their relationship.
He then groaned at how scared he is and huffed, "fuck."
"Wha-" Tony made a face, then gasped when the blonde kissed him so suddenly.
He didn't even hesitate as he locked his arms around the soldier's neck to pull him closer and tangle his fingers in the man's hair.
Laura cheered so loudly and with so much enthusiasm, along with Wanda, the others were worried they were drunk so Clint took both of their drinks away.
"Oh, stop that and go back and sit down." Laura hit her husband's hand as she took their drinks back and took a sip.
When the two broke away, they looked at one another and immediately knew they were back together.
"We're not breaking up ever again." Steve mumbled to the man as he held him close.
"Never." Tony smiled as he agreed with the blonde immediately.
They kissed again, then went back to dancing as Tony nestled into the soldier and Steve kissed his head repeatedly.
"You alright?" Nat nudged.
Bucky was playing a game with some of the others when the two were kissing that he didn't see.
"What?" He chuckled as he looked at her.
"They're back together." Nat informed as she pointed to the two who were kissing and being lovey-dovey with one another again.
"I'm fine." Bucky nodded.
"I got over him." He hummed.
"Took a while, but I did. I even have a date this weekend with her."
"Oh, okay." Nat smiled, then went back to drinking and chatting with the girls as the guys started to dance.
"Cappy." Tony hummed as he buried his face in the blonde's chest.
"Hmm."
Steve kissed the brunette's head softly, then continued to dance with him and smiled as he had the man back.
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"Tones, are you ready yet?" Nat sighed.
"No!"
"Tony! Come on! Literally everyone is waiting for you!" Laura groaned as she was tired of the billionaire already.
"I don't care! I'm the bride! They better be waiting for me!" Tony snapped as he was making sure he looked good before he went out.
"Are the flowers here?"
"Yes!"
"The cake!"
"Yes!"
"The groom!"
"Tony, you two drove here together!"
"Well, I just want to make sure!" Tony scoffed like it was obvious.
"Where is my something blue!"
"I'm gonna give you something black and blue if you don't get out here within the next 2 minutes." Nat glared at the door as they were all tired of him.
"You were saying?" Tony hummed as he walked out looking perfect and ready as the girls sighed in relief.
"Finally."
"Oh, shut up." Tony glared and waved them off.
"Now, come on. I have a wedding to get to."
He walked out of the room and towards the doors where Fury was waiting.
"Hey Fury." He smiled at the director.
"Stark, you ready?" Fury eyed him.
"Of course." Tony preened.
"Gimme my flowers." He glared at one of the workers then hummed when he had them.
"Alright, let's go. I wanna get married."
The doors opened and everyone stood up as the wedding march started to play while Fury walked the billionaire down the aisle.
Tony waved at the people in the crowd, which consisted of their friends, SHIELD members, some people from both Tony and Steve's jobs, reporters, and even some fans of theirs as the whole thing was being broadcasted live.
When Tony finally made it to the altar, he smiled at the blonde and brushed his suit down to make himself still look presentable.
"Hi, love." Steve chuckled at the man.
"Hi Cappy." Tony smiled back.
"Come on, start." He nudged the priest who was waiting for them to be ready.
"Oh, of course." The priest nodded as the team laughed at the billionaire's antics.
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"I need a vacation." Tony muttered.
He turned his head to the person who started to kiss his neck and hummed from the touch, "Cappy, let's ditch this place and move to Aruba."
"Hmm, our honeymoon." Steve smiled against his skin as he kept kissing the man's neck.
"I know." Tony smirked back.
"Actually, not Aruba. That's how we got Harley." He muttered.
Steve chuckled softly, then nudged the man gently and turned him around so he could kiss him properly, "let's make another baby."
"Oh, no." Tony scoffed as he shook his head lightly.
"We already have two boys, we do not three. This isn't the Brady Bunch."
"Oh, come on. I've always wanted a big family."
"Then you should've married someone who also wanted a big family."
"Nah." Steve waved off.
"Either way, I woulda left 'em ta be with you."
Tony chuckled, then kissed the blonde and held his face as he looked at the man, "sweet-talking me isn't gonna work either, Cappy."
Steve smirked, then kissed him and pulled the man closer with a hum, "any other way I can make ya rethink the vacation to Aruba?"
"We'll see." Tony moaned as the soldier kept kissing him all over.
"I like seein' you pregnant. You're cute."
"The last time, you said you hated the hormones. After I had Peter, you said no more kids and now you're being a hypocrite by saying the exact opposite." Tony scoffed.
"I don't care. I just hate wearin' condoms." Steve mumbled against his lips.
Tony chuckled, then nudged him and grabbed his phone to call someone.
"Guys, you're watching the two for the week." He hummed, then squirmed around in the soldier's arms when the man started to kiss his neck.
"No, we just need a vacation."
"Thanks, bye."
Tony placed his phone on the table, then nudged the blonde's face and kissed him with a moan, "one of the guys are gonna come pick them up. Let's go to a hotel."
"Perfect." Steve smirked, then nudged the man upstairs so they could pack for a week with no interruptions with the kids.
"Thor!" The two cheered when they saw the God.
"Oh, no, Thor! You are not flying with the both of them." Tony affirmed as he pulled his two sons close to him before the God took them and flew back to the compound.
"Don't worry, we drove here." Bruce assured with a chuckle as he walked over and wiggled his keys for the billionaire.
"Doctor Banner, sir, may I get your help with science?"
"Peter, how many times do I have to tell to call me Bruce?" The doctor chuckled as he faced the younger kid.
"Banner, you have any more science projects for me to add my technical genius to?" Harley smirked as he talked highly of himself to the doctor.
"Of course, Harley." Bruce chuckled at the other kids attitude.
"Let's go."
"Can I fly with Thor! Mom! Please!" Harley whined as he wiggled the mechanics leg and pouted up at him.
"Don't pout. I invented that move." Tony scoffed as he gave him a look while the other three laughed.
"He did." Steve nodded.
"Yeah, he did." Bruce and Thor agreed.
"Oh, pooey." Tony waved them off.
"Fine. But only because it's just you. When you guys come back, Peter can fly with Thor."
"Yes!" Harley cheered then jumped towards the God, who caught him immediately, and put him on his back.
"Come, Son of Stark! We fly!" Thor declared then flew off to the compound while the other three scoffed.
"He's my kid too." Steve grumbled.
"Oh, please. I gave birth to him. He's my flesh and blood. You're just a close relative." Tony waved the blonde off as the doctor laughed.
"See ya, guys. We'll watch him." Bruce assured.
"Come on, Peter. We can talk science without your brother interrupting with some sort of technological advancement to change it all."
Peter laughed and nodded along immediately as he enjoyed the sound of that.
"Thanks Bruce!" Tony waved.
"Of course!" Bruce chuckled as he drove out of the driveway, then headed to the compound with the kid.
"Come on, Cappy. Let's go quick before they call us complaining about one another already."
Steve laughed but grabbed their stuff and they headed to the car quickly to go to a hotel.
"Cappy, don't get me pregnant." Tony chuckled as they were stumbling to the bed and quickly getting their clothes off.
"No promises." Steve smirked, then laid the man down immediately and toppled over him.
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Hmm, might change the title later, kinda not feelin' it... but, we'll see...
Would this have been done last night? Yes. Did I forget an assignment for homework and work on it last minute? Yes. Is that why I didn't get this finished last night? Sadly, yes.
This was requested by someone who wishes to stay anonymous, so I shall respect their wishes and thank them unanimously! Thank you for the request and I hope it lives up to your standards!
If you live in America, either in the New England states or along the coast by them, stay warm and I hope you guys didn't get too much snow where it ruined anything. If you live somewhere where you don't get snow, I have but one question... how do you possibly make snowmen?
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