JIF Texts

By borniroy

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[From my 1st book] C: 😭 M: What is it, Carmen? C: Mochi died. M: OH my go-wait who's Mochi? C: The cat 🀣. M... More

Texts 1: Put the shit on stereo (not)
Texts 2: DO I LOOK LIKE A GIVE A FUCK ADRIEN?!
Texts 3: Your package has arrived.
Texts 4: the cats
Texts 5: 'Emergency'
Texts 6: WhY dOn'T yOu ShUt YoUr TrAp?!!
Texts 7: *eats helium*
Texts 8: You PROMISED!!!
Texts 9: Let me live in peace
Texts 10: Coffee Shop
Texts 11: adios (I'm LEAVING)
Texts 12: Phasmophobia panic
Texts 13: when you find the Ouija board in Phasmophobia
Texts 14: when Adrien finds the tarot cards in Phasmophobia
Texts 15: *Screaming out the ghost's name in Phasmophobia*
Texts 16: You got ghost orbs?
Texts 17: Please Tell Me You Weren't Walking Around at 3 am
Texts 18: GOATMAN!!!
Texts 19: Someone's dead...
Texts 20: the sane person
What I drew today
Texts 23: Care to tell me?
Texts 24: Safety Second
Apologies to Plagg
Texts 26: For the 4th time
Texts 27: Making the Korean learn French
Texts 28: Misconception
Texts 29: bold of you to assume that I have the stones
Texts 30: POV- When someone gets tired of their eyebrows and hair
Texts 31: Happy
Texts 32: Delete search history.
Texts 33: *kicks open the door*
Texts 34: Pure as fuck
Texts 35: Adrien's five reasons why Scarlett should marry Marinette
Texts 36: Marinette trying to cook chicken soup
Texts 37: Idiots
Texts 38: Marinette the Crackhead
Texts 39: GODDAMNIT YOU TWO-
Texts 40: when Marinette posted a Lukadrien pic on Instagram
Texts 41: Adrien wants to play DEVOUR
Texts 42: Coca Cola
Texts 43: Chaos
Texts 44: Prove It
Texts 45: Marinette dyed her hair...blonde?!!
46: Random Headcannons
Texts 47: Gotta let the cat out of the bag
Texts 48: When I was your height
Texts 49: It's Halloween Costume Time
Texts 50: Plagg being a cat
Texts 51: Why am I here?
Texts 52: Where's the Rice

My first book but it's on crack

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By borniroy

Plagg, banging desperately on Marinette's door: Mari, we need to go. COME OUT!

Marinette: I'm gay.

Plagg: That's not what I meant but I fully support you...

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Marinette: Welcome home, Carmen, I found some fidget spinners. Maybe if I use them, I'll look more human.

Carmen, who just returned from the grocery store, and is absolutely furious: grr...

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Fu: be who you want to be.

Adrien: can I start a revolution?

Fu: and stick it to the humans.

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Carmen: so, Zari-

Marinette: *bursts in* Carmen is dating is Jules!

Zari: *Lisa smirk*

Carmen: *glaring at Marinette and blushing*

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Carmen: You are human.

Marinette: then why don't I have red blood, bones and flesh instead of a plastic frame and artificial muscles in my body?!

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