♡♡♡
instagram dms
[benchilwell + ellemiller]
benchilwell
hi 😌
ellemiller
i've really just picked my phone up for 'hi'
wow creative
benchilwell
i can't exactly come in here and say I want you have my kids and be my wife
it's a bit forward
ellemiller
but it's got my attention
being forward gets you places
benchilwell
just to reiterate I'm not your child
he's 8
ellemiller
7 actually
turns 8 next week
and you look about 8 so
benchilwell
I'm 21 in December alright 🙈
ellemiller
and I'm 24
I'm not a cougar
benchilwell
can you be my cougar
ellemiller
what on earth is happening
benchilwell
i was obviously joking
ellemiller
you weren't
benchilwell
dammit
ellemiller
you look 12
are you sure you're not 12
benchilwell
swear down on my mums life
ellemiller
that makes you look 12
benchilwell
nah stop it
you're not being nice
ellemiller
😭😭😭
you thought my son was my brother
benchilwell
no one assumes at first glance that a beauty like you is a mum
ellemiller
excuse you
all mums are gorgeous
don't be rude
benchilwell
i didn't mean it like that
I've fucked it
fuck
ellemiller
you're awful at flirting
have you ever had a girlfriend?
benchilwell
yes i did thank you
ellemiller
was she 12?
benchilwell
you're awful 😭😭😭
ellemiller
i'm funny thanks
you're like 3
benchilwell
i'm 20
what do you want me to do to prove i'm not 3
ellemiller
not look 3?
you could genuinely pass as a 12-year-old at a restaurant if you wanted to
benchilwell
yeah that's it i'm growing a beard
ellemiller
awh sweet
don't come back until you do xxx
benchilwell
this went terrible.
♡♡♡