1-Bucky and wanda
"such a long day" This here is peter parker (soon to be stark but he doesn't know) he's 16, studies in midtown tech and 'interns at SI' but In reality He lives with the avengers, and is you friendly neighborhood spider-man, who's currently very tired as it was really a bad day for him. but poor thing little doe he knows its going to be even worse
"I just need a cheeseburger or oh some Italian and maybe a hug or two.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" peter practically yelled turning around , he had walked in on bucky and wanda half naked making out
"MY EYES, MY POOR EYES, AHHH, OH GOD I WILL NEVER BE UGGGGG!' he turned around his back facing them, while the said couple were covering themselves and laughing at his reaction
"cmon pete, we were just making out"
"well how would you feel tot walk in on your practically sister and brother making out---ugh damn this day, you know i just leave.......please continue in this in your room" Peter said before rushing out of the room leaving the couple laughing
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2-Steve and Nat
"Hey Tasha, the Russian the quote you used to say, can you telL----AHHHHHH" peter was going to to enter nat's room but when he saw steve and nat making out like half naked under the blankets he just slammed the door shut and went out "My poor eyes , why do why is it me UGHHHHHH! I JUST SAW MY AUNT AND UNCLE MAKING OUT EWWWWWWW, I AM GONNA GO AND DROWN..pls lock the door" And peter ran away not giving nat or steve time to talk
"Did he just call us aunt and uncle" steve asked, to which nat nodded "yup, and now can we resume"
"of totally but Fri Lock the doors" Friday happily agreed
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3-Tony and pepper
"Tony, tony i need a break from this schoooooo............HOLY FUCK!" Peter yelled as he covered his eyes and turned around so fast tony was sure he would break in half
"Oh, peter, um"
"pfft, this is gold"
"stop, uggh WHY ME FIRST SCAR AND METAL THEN ICE CUBE AND TASHA AND NOW MY OWN PARENTS MY OWN MOM AND DAD UGHHHHHHHHHH "
"oof peter you poor thing, tony stop laughing" pepper said giving a glare to tony
"Pfft-Oh ahem, why did you come here" Tony said trying to control his laughter
"NOPE NEVERMIND I AM" he pauses when he hears his phone ringing he picks it up and sighs "Thank god you saved me em, Yes please I'll tell you what happened" and with that peter left
leaving tony and pepper confused, embarrassed and laughing
"Okay, that was...wait he called us his parents" Tony said shaking pepper by her shoulders
"Yes i heard it too,"
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+1-Petelle (Caught by potato squad) (btw potato squad is not original)
before the teens
"Cmon loser we have been going MI for to long, aleast the potato squad should know"
"i know love b-but"
"A-are you embarsed of me"
"no em, never, i can scream loudlly and tell everyone your my girlfriend proudly"
"I know baby, but why don't you want to tell them"
"its just what if it doesn't work, you know after it gets to stressed and all and i-i don't wanna lose you not now when i started loving you--"he was interuppeted by her kissing him
"I love you too and I would never want to leave you not now or in future"
(CHEESY!)
"Now back to the kissing part" peter smirked and as leaned in capturing mj's lips
WITH THE TEENS
"Ooof that hurt tho it was really fun" shuri said steeping in the elevator
"I agree, its sad mj and peter had to miss"
"well harls we can just brag about it to them" wanda said
"I assure mj will just flip you off and peter will just act hurt and the next thing you know they both are at event in California" Ned said shoving his hands in his pockets
"yea--wait why California?" shuri asked turning to ned "well today was the last day of the event here, the next one is in California" Ned said "okay, besides ned knowing to much of the event, why did they cancel though" harely asked
"mj said she 'can't come' and when I opened my mouth to ask she just raised an eyebrow in the most scariest way, and when I asked peter he just replied with a 'nope can't come got stuff to do' and went away" Ned said shivering when he said about mj's excuse
"that's sus of peter" shuri said entering the hallway
"welp lets find out, first one to peter's bedroom gets 2 nuggies extra," harely said rushing towards peter's door
"see ya u two, gotta get those nuggies" wanda said running behind harely, with shuri and ned behind her shoving each other
"OH, MY FUCKING HELL!" Harley screamed
"what the help is wrong----------FUCKING GOD!" This time it was Shuri,Wanda, and ned shouting together
you see they had ran into peter's room when peter and mj were kissing each other passinatoly (a intense make out session)
"the frick learn to knock guys" Peter said wearing his t-shirt and passing mj her top, it had no affect on the teens tho, they were stood there freezer so peter just got up along with mj
"guess em we don't have to tell them now personally"
"damn it..Friday tell me you recorded that"
'yes'
"I think we broke our friends love" peter said which causedmj to snicker and intervene hands with him
"well potatoes me and pete are dating" she said showing their hands, that caused the teens to snap out of their trance
"THE HELL DID I NOT KNOW ABT THIS"
"H-HOW THE--"
"THE FUCK!"
let's say it was really interesting conversation
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+2--adults
"the dinner surprisingly went great"
"yeah"
"ya....no"
"Agre-wait what why"
"well my son was not there" tony said in a 'duh' voice
"our son was not there" pepper corrected him
"yeah any idea why he chose not to come with us"
"nope"
"nah"
"tony should know" steve said trying to stop them
".........no" tony replied "wait aren't you his dad" clint asked "yeah but--" tony got cut of
"wanda why are you back walking" bucky said ignoring tony ad looking at wanda who was not back walking towards the living room "I don;t want to relive one of the worst days of my life"
"what the does that mean and what does worst days mean" Natasha asked concerned for her and a little confused
"You know never mind I am turning my back" pepper said as she peeked through the living room and then turned her back
"What it pepper---HOLY FUCK!"
"Language!"
"Cmon sam did you just see ------FUCKING HELL--DONT YOU TELL LANGUAGE JUST FUCKING SEE THIS"
"DAD,UNCLE STEVE?! HOLY SHIT" Peter's voice rung throughout the hallway
you all know what happned-ahem(the talk given by everyone and life long teasing)
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Hey long time huh, sorry but hope you liked this chap
loads of love
kara out