Alex POV
As we walked in I shot a quick text to Mr.stark.
Alex
We're here
Be ready to save us from security
Mr. Stark
Got it
But don't worry you'll be fine
We walked into the tower and I should probably say this but as soon as we walked through the doors we got a few stares. I mean a girl who looks like a pirate with a parrot on her shoulders and a grungy boy walk into a tower of a famous billionaire must look weird.
We walked up to the front desk.
"Um I'm here for the stark internship and she's here for a babysitting job" Peter said awkwardly. I was also standing there awkwardly but I looked more clam.
WERE GONNA DIE
THEIR NOT GONNA BELIVE US
WERE GONNA GO TO JAIL
SHUT UP
IF WE LOOK CALM WELL BE FINE
CONCEAL DON'T FEEL DON'T LET IT SHOW
OK
WERE GONNA BE FINE
They looked us up and down before sighing and saying "Mhm names"
"Peter Parker and Alex Brock"
They typed away for a second "alright looks real to me, you both have been cleared by Mr. Stark here are your badges they will get you to were you need to be, don't lose them"
They handed us our badges which both had pictures of us and our names, they were both blue.
"The badges in stark tower all stand for something
White- tours and small groups off press
Yellow-janitors hand high level press
Green- maintenance
Purple -low level interns
Blue-high level interns
Red- Mr. Starks friends and family
Red and gold- Avengers"
"You both have blue badges, go through the scanners they will scan you for anything dangerous and then take the elevator to the left, FRIDAY will help you with the rest" they explained.
"Thank you" me and Peter chimed.
NEXT PART IS SECURITY
WERE DOOMED
THEIR GONNA FREAK OUT ABOUT SYDNEY
SHUT THE FUCK UP
YOUR GONNA MAKE ME FREAK OUT
WELL WE ARE FREAKING OUT
SHHHHH
We walked up to security and some how ended up getting through with no trouble, even with Sydney.
We were now in the elevator standing there when a voice came out of no were.
"Hello, we're are you both headed" a robotic voice came from the sky.
"Hell most likely"
"Alex no"
"Alex yes"
"We are not starting this"
"I will finish this"
"No you won't"
"You know when I was your age I didn't sass my elders like this"
"Your literally like 2 days older than me"
"Yes and that means I am older than you, therefore I hold more power"
"I am taller"
"I Am TaLlEr, what ever tall man, shrink and we can have a normal conversation"
Peter crouched down so he was eye level with me.
"Is this better short stuff"
"Yes" I said as I smacked him.
"THATS NOT BETTER"
"It is to me"
"I am literally only one inch taller than you"
"And I am literally only 7 days older than you"
"Thats not the same thing"
"It's close enough to being the same thing"
"gosh the youth of today is so disrespectful"
"We are the youth of today"
"What ever"
"This conversation is going no wear"
"It's almost like my life"
"ONE MORE SELF CRIPPLING COMENT AND I WILL SHOVE YOU DOWN A GARBAGE DESPOSLE"
"Well how can I live, laugh, love in these conditions!"
"I beg your sleep deprived pardon did you just live, laugh, love me?!"
"Hell ya I did"
"Alex I will literally fight you right here right now"
"Try me bitch"
He punched me.
"OW that was a boob shot! That's cheating!"
"Sucks to be you"
I kicked him.
"OW DICK SHOTS ARE CHEATING"
"SuCkS tO bE yOu" I mocked.
Suddenly the elevator started moving upwards.
"Boss has asked me to bring you both to the 93 floor" the voice said again.
"Who is me?" Peter asked.
"I am FRIDAY, bosses A.I assistant, he has asked me to bring you both up seeing as he didn't give you a floor number"
"Ok thank you" me and Peter said.
"Caw caw"
The elevator FINALY got to the right floor, (how many floors does this tower have) but we walked out of the elevator onto the floor were Mr.Stark was waiting.
"Good to see you both" he greeted.
"You too"
"Ok so Alex I'll show you were Cassie is hanging out give you the rules Scott told me to give you and them Peter you'll follow me" he explains. "Sound good"
I just nodded in return.
"Good let's get started"
With that we walked off into next room we're Cassie would be waiting.
A/N
AHHHHHHH
I'm tired
But I got a new game finally
It's the Miles Morales Spider-Man game thing
I was finally able to go out and get it over the weekend
So I've been playing that
Also none of the characters in the book are out of character right, I just wanna know so I could fix it if they are.
But anyway WHY IS MY WI-FI SO BAD THIS WEEK
I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT EVERY THING IS SO FUCKING SLOW AND LAGGY
it's very annoying
But it's fine
I am very persistent and spiteful
Also I think something bad is going to happen soon.
I have been happy and chill
My parents haven't been yelling about school
I've been having a pretty good week
...
It's to good
Something bad is going to happen
It always does
I'm betting on mass destruction of the planet
Also I finished season 4 of Agents of shield...... I also finished episode 1 Of season 5 last night
and from the bottom of my heart I just wanna say
WHAT THE FUCK
WE ARE NOT EVEN ONE EPISODE IN AND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
*inhale or breath*
It's fine I'm fine
But like I could be way further into the show if my sister didn't fuck up our Netflix account for like a month and a half
We share a Netflix account with other people and she messed up the accounts so we didn't know who's account was who's so it took a while to fix it.
But we fixed it and I can continue my decent into madness
That is all for today
-Your weird author