may, is this your number?
please i desperately need your help
the client i told you about was
mean and now im stranded at
this scary bus stop
sedang hujan (it's raining) :/
it looks abandoned. im not sure
if there's a bus coming here
anymore
shall i continue monologing
my adventure?
Please don't
MAY??
thank goodness!
tolong selamatkan saya!
(please save me)
Who is this? Speak English.
oh is this not may?
shit i must've messed up
the number, sorry!
Yep, you definitely did.
very helpful.
now i have to figure out
how i fucked up her number
or else i'm fucked
Are you okay? Like seriously
yes i am okay...
well i wasn't until a *cough*
helpful stranger spoke to me :D
Why are you trying to
awkwardly flatter me?
You're weird.
IM TRYING TO MAKE
CONVERSATION HERE
BEFORE I LOSE MY SANITY
PLUS IT'S RAINING CATS
AND ONLY CATS AND I'M COLD
ok?
Ok
I like the cat statement
by the way.
fantastic
So who was this client?
i don't want to talk about it
Okay
Well, this was a nice chat.
Hope you un-strand yourself
soon mate
WAIT DONT LEAVE ME
YOURE MY SAVING GRACE
MY SALVATION
I'LL FOLLOW YOU TO THE END
OF THE WORLD, YOU GOODY SAMARITAN
im serious.
Great, I've earned myself
a stalker now
🥺
Fine. You're a real clingy
shit y'know that?
do not call me clingy
or a shit
But I can call you a stalker?
Makes sense.
if being a stalker is how i
survive, then so be it
Right...
So am I going to be the last
person you talk to before you
die?
what kind of question is that??
no, you freak of nature
You're the worst stalker ever
i have my qualities
and expertise
Your situation seems pretty
dire to me.
i'm fine, you're just a pussy
...Stranded all alone where no
one will find or hear you,
surrounded by the pouring
rain. You'll probably die of
hypothermia. Did you know
that most people die of
hypothermia when it's above
freezing temperature?
You wouldn't last.
WTFFFFFFF
also, YES im VERY aware of that
that's why i've got the puffiest
jacket on ☺️
no one's dying in this comfy
son of a bitch
Okay gtg
WHAT SO YOU TELL ME IM
GOING TO DIE LIKE A FRICKEN
SOCIOPATH THEN JUST WALK
OUT THE DOOR LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED
I must object
There's no door and there
never was.
bruh
Bitch you just texted me
out of nowhere
I'm just over here peacefully enjoying my bread and now
i've got an annoying person
bothering me
i will simply evade your insults,
thank you very much
wait you've got bread?
Yes
what kind?
The kind with gluten
ahh the best kind 🤌
oui oui
Shut up
don't tell me to shut up
This is weird as fuck
how so??
Your number is from Malaysia
How'd you text a UK number??
That's actually miles off!
first of all, that's none of
your business, CREEP.
secodnly, i'm a bit tipsy
I can tell.
And I'm not a creep?? You can
literally search my number for
yourself.
uh huh sure.
and im not done u sleazebag
lastly, u motherfuckers colonized
my motherland
We did?
yes u idot
I d o t
owww!
What the fuck now?
my head hit a pole
PFFFFFFFFFFFF
screw you
it's not funny
im literraly injuerd
Your suffering is my pleasure
sadifstic much?
Are you still drinking?
NO
You seem to be getting more
and more incomprehensible
and incredibly annoying the
longer we chat
stfu i think i have a headache
NO THANKS TO YOU!
It's 10pm in Malaysia I've
just realized
Are you actually okay?
Even though you are
insufferable, my heart is
way too massive to let
someone get mugged because
they're being a stupid idiot
schuuupid
The fuck is wrong with you?
that's how british people
sounded right before
they colonized malaysia
oh wait, you still sound like that
So terribly sorry
Can you please call your
friend now?
Remember May??
cant
Wdym you can't??
i don't have her number
Why not?
Are they not your friend?
you're asking too many
questions
So sorry your story makes
no sense
🖕
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a/n: i might change this chapter later on, honestly. but i hope you enjoyed, this is about to be a wild ride!
please vote, it helps a lot!
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edit: i had to unpublish because i was unhappy with the format. short chapters from here on let's goooo
i am sleep deprived