Suddenly he noticed a problem.
"How do you cook with loose hair? What if it falls into the food? If you meet a master like me, you can spare your life. If you meet..."
Fang Xi paused, thinking of Fang Huixia's story. Embarrassed, he laughed: "If you meet someone like Fang Huixia, you won't even have enough heads off." The
cook: "..."
"What are you looking for?"
Fang Xi saw that she was finally willing to take care of him Now, she leaned forward with a smile, "Have you seen any sneaky little girl, little servant or something?" The
cook was silent for a moment, and the old voice slowly sounded, "Little girl... Young master, look at me. Like a little girl?"
As soon as she finished speaking, she slowly turned her head.
His face was revealed inch by inch in front of Fang Xi's eyes.
Looking at each other, Fang Xi's mind instantly surged with a sense of righteousness.
[Justice system, start! ]
[Detected that people around the host are spreading horrible, illegal and other bad information, it is recommended to change the host to youth mode]
Fang Xi looked at the old man with a dry face in front of him, and said righteously: "As an old man, you should also maintain virtue. Don't be full of lies, and don't become a negative role model for young people."
As soon as you get older, you will be older, and you will pretend to be young, and it will be disrespectful to the old!
The cook: "..." She gritted her teeth. Seeing Fang Xi was going to continue talking, she finally couldn't help roaring: "Enough! Shut up!"
Fang Xi's voice suddenly became heavy, and she concluded the last sentence, "Whether it is The bad guys are getting old, or the old people are getting bad, after all, this is the failure of this society." The
cook approached Fang Xi gloomily: "Are you really not afraid of me?"
Fang Xi frowned, looking at the old but kind old woman Face, "Why should I be afraid of you?"
The cook's eyes widened, and she hurriedly lay down in front of the water tank and glanced left and right.
Kazilan has big black holes as standard, and her pale face seems to be covered with eight layers of flour. She opened her mouth and looked at her eyes. Eighteen sharp fangs were still stained with blood. When she touched her cheek lightly, there were maggots the size of soybeans crackling. drop down.
? ? ? The cook turned back strangely and looked at the young man with a faint glow all over his body. Could it be that his eyes are not good? ?
Fang Xi looked at her, slightly puzzled, but she was just a normal old man, and at most she was a little puzzled... Is she still working at such a high age? I think their modern society has long since taken care of their lives.
He felt a little more pity after reading this, and reached out and patted the old man's shoulder, "Old man, it's time to enjoy the happiness."
Who knew the next moment, the old cook's body clicked, and one of her arms fell to the ground.
Fang Xi's hand froze in the air.
The old woman looked down at the half of her arm covered with maggots, and slowly raised her head to show a grim smile at Fang Xi, "If you knocked off my arm, you will pay for it with yours."
Fang Xi turned her head and ran away : "Blackmail!!!" The
old cook growled, chasing Fang Xi and rushing out.
Fang Xi couldn't help but glance back, and was so frightened that he wanted to give birth to eight legs.
Whose old woman can stand upside down, with three limbs on her face, chasing after him.
Not to mention, while chasing, his mind was still spinning, "Giggle, didn't you just ask me what I'm chopping? I'm chopping human flesh, fresh human flesh, the bones are too big, I can't even chew on the old lady. Fang
Xi wanted to cry but had no tears, but as he ran, he also realized that something was wrong.
The servants and maids he had met before had disappeared.
There seemed to be weeds slowly rising all around, visible to the naked eye.
Fang Xi ran towards the gate looking for the vague memory, and the street was also cold.
Only the monster old woman behind him chased after him.
"Pay me!!! Human flesh!!!" The
shrill roars and screams kept running through Fang Xi's eardrums, challenging his bottom line.
"Come in!"
Just when Fang Xi was running out of energy, a dim light suddenly lit up in a dim alley not far away, and a figure stood at the door and probed his brain: "Come in!" There
is only one street light . Lamp, he wouldn't believe it if there were no ghosts! But the sharp claws of the dead old woman behind him had cut through his back, and the giggle seemed to be in his ear.
"Don't run away, little handsome guy, look back at me, I'm the most beautiful girl in all directions."
Fang Xi: "I like men!!" The
female ghost gave a pause, and then laughed coldly: "That's you. I have never experienced the taste of a woman."
Fang Xi turned back and smiled at her, "You can experience it yourself." The
female ghost was blinded by his smile, and after a moment of pause, she saw that Fang Xi did not know where to follow. With a stick, it is a trick to beat her with a stick.
The female ghost screamed angrily.
But Fang Xi had already turned around and entered the only door with the lights on.
The door slammed shut.
"No—" Seeing that the female ghost was about to grab Fang Xi's collar, she was knocked out by the door.
Fang Xi turned his back to the door and took a breath, and out of the corner of his eye caught a few figures standing beside him.
Just as he was about to smile, "Thank you..." The
door was suddenly slammed open, and Fang Xi's scalp was numb with the thumping sound.
"Uuuu, husband, how could you leave your concubine like this—"
"Husband, let me in, it's so cold outside, I'm so afraid—"
"My concubine is so afraid—" The
woman's tactful voice burst into tears.
Fang Xi took a deep breath, turned his head and said, "I like men!!!!"
"Don't worry about her."
A rough voice came from beside her, Fang Xi raised her eyes and saw that it was a burly figure with a very oppressive appearance. Big man.
Fang Xi frowned, "What is she, and... what's going on?" The
burly man smiled, "You have been pityed by the grumbling, they are all grumbling women who committed suicide, usually with food. Men's flesh and blood maintain their beauty. I'm the shopkeeper of this Renchi Inn, just call me Brother Li, these are my two brothers." As
he walked, he stretched out his hand and squeezed Fang Xi's shoulder.
Fang Xi hissed: "What's the matter?"
Manager Li laughed, "Little brother, do you want to take a bath and run all night."
Also, Fang Xi shrugged the tip of his nose, as if it was really sweaty. "It's troublesome brother Li."
Shopkeeper Li smiled: "No trouble, no trouble, little brother remember to wash it up."
After he instructed a servant to lead Fang Xi to one of the guest rooms, he turned his head and compared the other two. gesture.
'Fat and thin properly, top grade! '
The other brother also gestured twice, 'When tonight's supper? '
Shopkeeper Li pondered for a moment and nodded.
The three showed a smile.
"What are you guys gesturing?"
Fang Xi put his head together and looked over curiously.
Shopkeeper Li was shocked, "We are figuring out whether we should go out and teach that dead female ghost a lesson."
Fang Xi looked at the door, and the woman outside the door began to cry and sing again.
"Little cabbage ~ Dili Huang ~ dead husband ~ no mother again ~"
Fang Xi shook his shoulders, "Okay, then you two have a quick solution."
Shopkeeper Li laughed awkwardly, "Okay."
When Fang Xi came out of the room, several men gathered around again.
Shopkeeper Li smiled and said, "Brother Fang, do you want to try our hot spring?"
Another man frowned, "As I see it, the little brother should try steaming." "It should be charcoal grilled
!"
San screamed in disbelief.
"You should eat raw, original flavor, and retain the most essential taste of food." The
three men pondered for a moment, and it seemed that they were right.
"Where to run!" The
boss, Li, turned his head, and saw Fang Xi who was holding his toes and was about to run away, and one flew over.
Fang Xi was caught by his arm.
But the three men still had no idea how to eat.
Shopkeeper Li squinted his eyes, "It seems that we can only fight a duel." The
second and third exchanged glances, and their faces became heavy.
Fang Xi held his breath, his eyes were bright, maybe he could take this opportunity to run out.
Unfortunately, the idea was shattered, Fang Xi was tied by a rope and tied to the post.
The three brothers stood on one foot, and the shopkeeper Li sank into his dantian and shouted loudly.
"Three cerebellum axes! Run to the flowers! Run! Cloth!"
"Stones!"
"Stones!"
Fang Xi was numb, and was happily led to the 'hot spring' by the boss.
He looked at the cauldron, braving the sizzling heat. The key was that he washed it himself and sent it to the door. stupid yourself.
"Throw it!" Shopkeeper Li was about to order.
Fang Xi suddenly said, "Wait a minute!"
"What's wrong?"
Shopkeeper Li frowned.
Fang Xi smiled: "People are in a hurry."
Manager Li's face darkened, "Hurry up." The
three big men stared at Fang Xi with his back to the wall.
"Are you all right?" The third child wiped the halazi and asked impatiently.
Fang Xi turned his head and laughed: "So many people are looking at me, I'm shy."
Manager Li's face turned black and blue, and instructed the third child to hold the rope on Fang Xi's hand, "You take him to the thatched hut."
The third child was dumbfounded, "Boss, we don't have a thatched hut."
"Then go to the open space outside."
Fang Xi glanced at the dumbfounded third child, and followed him to a corner.
"Don't peek." The
third child cracked a smile, showing his yellow teeth: "It's going to be a pot and there are so many things."
Fang Xi raised his eyebrows and suddenly said, "Wow, your collar is on. There's a big spider with a human face!"
"A spider with a human face?" The third one's expression changed, "Where is it?"
"It's in your neck, take off your clothes and check it out." The
third one He took off his shirt in horror and threw it on the ground.
Fang Xi stared at the clothes on the ground with a righteous look: "What about the positive energy system? I want to apply for positive energy! There
are people littering here."
Said: "He's a tiger, how can a tiger wear clothes, so he's just littering." The
system was silent for a while, and then scanned the third child who was jumping up and down.
Really a big tiger.
[Okay, positive energy system, activate! 】
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