"I'm everything you can't control, Captain."
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"I've always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be."
-Dita Von Teese-
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Additional Cast
Chris Evans as Steve Rogers
"Captain America" aka Capsicle 🧢
Mr. Clueless, Old Man, Gentlemen
Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury "Director Fury" aka One Eye Nick 🧿
Hobby Pirate, Workaholic,
Has his own agenda
Anthony Mackie as Sam Wilson
"The Falcon" aka Cinderella 👑
Bird Man, Wannabe, Stupid, Diva